Corrupt a Wish Times Four

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Granted, but she admits that she has a hidden relationship with Kaination..


I wish Microsoft died

 

[ace005]

granted, and now 80% of the population have a better working computer. You don't.

I wish I knew who kidboy is and what's he doin:-S

 

[kam!]

Granted. But it doesn't take 1 second for you to regret it. And you'll die 2 seconds after you know because you penis explodes.

I wish I had a hammer

 

[ace005]

granted, but it was a demonic hammer and it would hit you on the fingers everytime you wanted to hit a nail.

I wish pain would get banned

 

[Kamicciolo]

EDIT: Granted But he Bannes Everyone else first

I wish DBZ Tenkaichi 2 is better than Super DBZ

 

[ace005]

Granted, but it crashes after 2 minutes of playing

I wish I had a ps2..:-S

 

[Suh Dude]

Your wish has granted, but however, Nintendo fanboys raid your house and you get pretty much raped.

I wish the person who grants my wish is sexier then Kain without his pimped hat. o_o

 

[clen]

Granted but I am only sexier than kain by beating him up. When he asks me why I did it I tell him that Lith told me to and he gets mad and kills you.

I wish that companies would care more about the consumer than making money.

 

[bapplebo]

Granted. Now you have holding-hand products.

I wish that I didn't have a 10G cap D:

 

[Synth]

Granted. You get an NFL salary cap, and have to overpay 1 year fluke players, 6 year 50 million dollar contracts, out of your pocket.

I wish it was always winter.

 

[Arthos]

It's always winter... Nuclear Winter. That white stuff ain't snow.


I wish for a Ceiling Cat.

 

[Synth]

You get Ceiling Cat, but he/she reproduces asexually, till you eventually don't have a ceiling.

I wish I could talk like Christopher Walken.

 

[Eon]

You get the ability to talk like Christopher Walken, but the mobs of women **** your brains out with their artifical penises.


I wish I was asleep.

 

[Arthos]

You are asleep, but it's dreamless, and you wake up with cottonmouth.

I wish I could dance like Christopher Walken.

 

[clen]

You can but only when your playing E.T. for the Atari (horrible heh?)

I wish that I was asleep with dreams of good things and not wake up with cottonmouth .

 

[vinay87]

You wake up ten years later with an overlarge pot for your belly and you sound like Fred Flintstone. And when u wake up, theres a ghostly babe next to you who wont let u touch her.

I wish I could see Bleach 92.... and that the fillers end soon.

 

[Arthos]

You see it, in all it's glory, but moments later you suffer a severe concussion and short term memory loss, thus forgetting said episode. You also go blind from the brain damage.

I wish I had an answer to the vast conundrum that is the human mind.

 

[vinay87]

ou get the answer. Only it is : You are dumb and the rest of the world is an illusion caused by Master Roshi's sweat

I wish the guy/girl who corrupts my wish is a pervert.

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, but then you become a child molestor by law.

I wish I was the greatest person alive.

 

[Dirty]

you become the coolest person, oh wait SNORE, no one wants you as the greatest person, they'd rather have thier genitalia removed.

i wish 69, was everyones favorite number. (everyone)