Corrupt a Wish Times Four

[clen]

Granted everything in this universe gets vanished to an alternate universe, but wait there's more, you get sent along with them so really nothing changed.

I wish I had a clean keyboard.

 

[donnierisk]

Granted, but now it's sooo clean that your fingers slip off the keys, and then you get so angry, you start bashing the keyboard and it breaks.

I wish I had a girlfriend that won't slap me and won't cheat on me and will always love me, but she is super hot and in her early 20's ^^.

 

[Grega]

Granted but than she spends all your cash in one hour and still haseng got enough. (im evil XD)

I wish it wouldnt be so hot :s (i can live with cold but heat is what gets to me >.<)

 

[donnierisk]

Okay, well then you get teleported into Antartika with the clothes you are wearing atm(i'm sure it's not alot, since you said it's hot ^^), so then you literally freeze your b@lls off and some other painful stuff happen to you...hehe

I wish she never used all my money.

 

[Pain]

Congratulations. You are dating a blow up doll.

I wish that 1.3 would be finished =O

 

[Kaination]

Everyones hard drive gets fried

and 1.3 is lost ;_;


I wish Pain would stop touching me ;_;

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Granted, but now I'm touching your private parts..

I wish nobody would corrupt my wish..

 

[clen]

Granted now a man (called nobody) corrupts your wish .

I wish I had a banana which could transform into an apple :O

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Granted, but now Microsoft steals your Apple like they always do..
(sorry for quick post, but I had to post this :O)


I wish Kaination liked my touching

 

[Grega]

Granted, He likes is to mutch that he returns your favour.

I wish that people stop making stupid wishes.

 

[clen]

Granted now people make idiotic wishes.

I wish that the penguin in my sig (the one that gets hit) would turn out to be Chuck Norris and kill the other penguin.

 

[Jariroth]

Wish granted and now the other penguin turns out to be you and you get killed by chuck norris.

I wish that the next one who posts wouldn't get to wish anything.

 

[Spunky]

Granted, but that results in the thread being permanently closed as a result of your attempt to disrupt it.

I wish Jariroth was intelligent.

 

[J-Dude]

Granted, but this newfound wittiness drives him to become a super-hacker and control the Internet, putting all connected PCs' under his control!!!

I wish I spoke with the same voice I hear in my head instead of the higher pitched one other people hear.

 

[Jariroth]

The others hear the voice you heard, but in exghange you hear voice pitched even higher, what annoys you so much that you cant talk.

I wish i didn't have all computers under my control (no one to play with?)

 

[Valeska]

granted but a virus seems to take over, and u seem to never see this forum again

i wish i died..

 

[Kaination]

You go on a mass murdering spree and kill everyone, then kill yourlse.f But the ambulance came in time and casted Ressurection rank 10 on you and then sent you to jail for eternal bum loving ;0

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I wish I was a level 60 mage already with epic gear ;_;

 

[Grega]

Ganted. You log in and see you are a level 60 mage with epic gear. Than a message pops up. "Your account data has been lost" And you can start all over again.

I wish this place blew up so i wouldnt be so borred >.<

 

[J-Dude]

Granted, but since the Internet is global, it causes massive nuclear fallout to any computer that has the ESF forum in its temporary Internet files! Congratulations!

I wish I had four stomachs...

 

[Robby]

Wish granted but... You killed the cow in order to get them/ Now you have blood all over you and you see a shotgun near your face.

I wish I had porn.