Corrupt a Wish Times Four

[~*Logan*~]

Granted, you are now in a *** bar, and you are getting a lapdance from a 535lb man.... Congradulations.

I wish our generation's future didn't suck so much ass as it does right now...

Your wish comes true, only the translation gets garbled and now this generation doesn't suck so much ****. Oral sex is now a thing of the past. Way to go, Walmart Security.


I wish for a Nintendo Wii.

 

[Killface]

you get your "Wii" but it spontaneously explodes.... an explosion equal to a 2.4 megaton nuclear warhead. Half of the US is devestated...


I wish scientology ceized to exist.

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Granted, but now you have to marry Tom Cruise (he isn't pottytrained)

I wish this bag of chips was full again

 

[~*Logan*~]

you get your "Wii" but it spontaneously explodes.... an explosion equal to a 2.4 megaton nuclear warhead. Half of the US is devestated...


I wish scientology ceized to exist.

Granted, but the church of undersea creatures and the evil sea lord "Bubbles" is formed. The Church is named "The Church of Seaology." Seaology begins forcing people to attend. Those who don't are forced to walk the plank.


I wish I was the best at everying, and the worst at nothing, but also quite the opposite.

 

[Grega]

Wish granted. But than noone wants to have anything to do with you anymore. You die a lonley person.

I wish i wasnt so bored >.<

 

[jp]

Your wish is granted, and now the planet starts to explode!

I wished that this site would be made of cancy.

 

[Tsunami]

Granted, but its very very sour.

I wish I was married to Lacus from Gundam SEED

 

[Jariroth]

Granted, but all she ever will be is 2D flat anime poster...

I wish my hardrive would have greater capacity...

 

[Tsunami]

Granted, but your hardrive becomes unstable and hangs a lot.

I wish I had pie.

 

[Grega]

Granted. Enjoying your 1 Mb extra space?


I wish i had a personal blackbird and a professional pilot flying it

 

[Tsunami]

Granted, but during your flight he has a heart attack and you crash.

I wish my hair was silver.

 

[donnierisk]

Granted, but you end up crashing into some remote island in the middle of the sea, you survive, but there's no food, so ou decided to commit suicide by dorwning yourself, but the sharks get to you before you decide that you want to live...

I wish I had a better PC that is also indestructable and it can play all the games in the world on full graphics without lag.

EDIT: Tsunami got it before me, well tsunami here's yours:

Granted, but it ends up that the product you used to colour your hair was poisonous and you end up dying in a slow and agonising death(very painful)...

 

[Grega]

Granted. But it requirs more power than the world can produce. So you cant use it.

I wich the plane wouldnt crash ^^

 

[J-Dude]

Granted. It won't crash, but it won't land either.

I wish I could mimick the voice of anyone I've ever heard so I could record celebrities and TV characters voices (and get away with a lot of ****)

 

[clen]

Granted but then your voice gets stuck mimicking Jack Thompson and every gamer now hates you.

I wish that I had $1000 every second.

 

[donnierisk]

Err...what you mean? 0_o Wish for 1000 what?

 

[jp]

I wish that I had $1000 every second.

Granted, but then everybody else steals your money.

I wished I could increase the speed of my hair growth.

 

[J-Dude]

Granted: you now have the numbers 1000 written on a post-it not...Enjoy...

I wish I had access to all the 3D models in the Budokai games!

 

[Jariroth]

Granted, but the 1000$ are in 5 cents coin and they appear above you, every second.

I wish i could turn back time, and do all the fun things again, and again.

Edit: Lol looks like clen got his wish 3 times. Well heres J-dudes:
Granted but you can access them only on some unknown OS, that can't do anything else than view them.

 

[~*Logan*~]

Granted, but the 1000$ are in 5 cents coin and they appear above you, every second.

I wish i could turn back time, and do all the fun things again, and again.

Edit: Lol looks like clen got his wish 3 times. Well heres J-dudes:
Granted but you can access them only on some unknown OS, that can't do anything else than view them.

Granted, but by doing it over and over again, you eventually get bored, but stuck in a time loop. You remain trapped in time reliving the same crap for eternity. GO YOU!

I wish it all away.

/emo >.>