Corrupt a Wish Times Four

[|Overlord|]

Granted, however you can't watch all of it in your whole entire life span.

I wish for Pokemon D:.

 

[Tsunami]

Granted, however they all die in 3 days.

I wish for a harem of hot women

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, but when I find out that you have slept with the woman in my signature I kill you.

I wish for a sixth sense.

 

[Tassadar]

Granted. However your sixth sense allows you to hear all thoughts of everyone on the planet. The thoughts slowly drive you insane and before you know it your walking into oncoming traffic to stop the voices.

I wish I had a neverending cup of beer that was always cold and delicious.

 

[clen]

Granted but it's non alchoholic, THE HORROR O:

I wish I could control time.

 

[vinay87]

Granted but I control u so I control time.


I wish the ESF forums are changed to bloodred theme with a vampire piosing instead of Vegeta up there.

 

[Super Veggeto]

Granted, now everybody hates it cause it doesnt have anything to do with the mod and spank you! =P

I wish that gravity will affect everything but me and poo

 

[clen]

Granted, but then you fly unto outer space along with poo, and in your last moments of life you eat poo thinking that it'd revive you.

I wish for tube socks.

 

[ace005]

granted, and soon ur feet will get a tubular form. And you can't find tubular shoes.

I wish that the one who corrupts my wish NOT TO VOTE for me in the sig competition.

 

[Super Veggeto]

Granted, but then you fly unto outer space along with poo, and in your last moments of life you eat poo thinking that it'd revive you.

OMG I was so expecting something like that...best wish eveh! ;_;

I wish that the one who corrupts my wish NOT TO VOTE for me in the sig competition.

Granted, but now someone els will vote for you and you will win the competition...FOREVER!

Was that a corruption? Oo


I wish Budokai Tenkaichi 2 wont suck x_x

 

[ace005]

Was that a corruption? Oo


I wish Budokai Tenkaichi 2 wont suck x_x

to corrupt it u must not do what i wished for

I wished u NOT to vote 4 me...
So u have to vote for me:d



Granted, Budokai Tenkaichi won't suck, but you will.

I wish I'd go to SigMaker's Heaven

 

[Grega]

Granted. But everyone there will be so mutch better than you that youll run away

I wish learning wasnt so boring.

 

[ace005]

Granted, but then everyobdy would learn, and in 20 years everybody will be smart. (=>Thus it's gonna be really boooring...You'll play chess, drink tea, and marry a 50-year old bank-accountant)

I wish Pain would post in here from time to time (Without warning or banning or closing and such)

 

[clen]

to corrupt it u must not do what i wished for

I wished u NOT to vote 4 me...
So u have to vote for me:d



Granted, Budokai Tenkaichi won't suck, but you will.

I wish I'd go to SigMaker's Heaven

Actually you post a way to grant it but in a corrupt way,

Granted, but then he goes crazy and flames everyone; he gets banned but then finds and kills you for making that wish.

I wish that the 2012 olympics were in mexico.

 

[Super Veggeto]

Actually you post a way to grant it but in a corrupt way,

Exactly what I was about to say =]

I wish that the 2012 olympics were in mexico.

Granted, but then a meteor crashes right in mexico, whiping it off the map =O

I wish I had a puppy that will never die, will never run, will always love me, and bring me cookies every day.

 

[ace005]

Granted, but then the olympics would be stolen after entering the country, thus not being able to arrive at the games.

joke


EDIT- SV got me

Granted, but some dude dognaps him and keeps him to himself. Teh dog will never die, will always love him, and bring him cookies.

I wish i had a keyboard that looked like a mouse with too needles in it's buttons and butter on top.

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, but the keyboard is so greasy and hard to use due to the butter.

I wish I had all the computing power of the world.

 

[vinay87]

Granted. But its a blackout near yor place and due to an extremem power shortage, all the residential areas are given a very low voltage. And so, u cant use the PC evah!


I wish for air conditioned trousers. 0.o?

 

[ace005]

granted, but then IT catches a cold, and being dies soon after

i wish my tv would have legs and a mouth and give me head

 

[donnierisk]

Granted but it turns out the tv has a hidden camera in it's "mouth" and so whatever happened got recorded and was played on CNN and alot of other news channels for a whole day.

I wish I got $100 a day.