Corrupt a Wish Times Four

[ace005]

Granted, but not worrying about health is only worse.
You'll get diabetes and whatever. And u'll die of course

I wish i was black

 

[vinay87]

But then white people prosecute u. And Micheal Jackson included


I wish I didnt need to do the chores.

 

[Killface]

Prosecute? you mean stereotype?

you dont, but then you die of boredom.

I wish people would stop looking at my myspace and actually leave a message or something... it gets so lonely.

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, but they just leave flaming comments from looking at the pictures of your ugly mug =P.

I wish I was the best gamer that ever lived.

 

[Killface]

You are, and you make your own line of gaming motherboards... but then you are shot by some disgruntled employee that makes your mobo's, just like Tupac.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Spunky]

Granted, but eventually you become so obsessed with your unique gift, that you spend all of your time in the ocean, and eventually get eaten by a great white shark.

I wish I hadn't used the "Create a Student" tool in The Sims 2 University, because now that he's graduated, he has no place to move to.

 

[ace005]

granted, but the game wouldn't have been so fun, and u would have died of boredom


i wish that the green in Spunky's sig would turn into red

 

[Spunky]

Granted, but it doesn't look nearly as good.

I wish my e-penis was even bigger than it is now.

 

[ace005]

granted, but it gets so big, it blocks your inbox, and ur not able to read ur email anymore.

I wish spunky's sig would be green again:d

 

[Killface]

It is green, and everyone now thinks you are colorblind.

I wish my headache would go away.

edit: WTF Ace? That corruption made no friggin sense..

 

[ace005]

granted, but it's boomerang shaped, so guess who's coming back

i wish people would tell me good things about my entry in the sig comp

 

[FreeDoM]

People think your sigs kick ass, but the server crashes for an "upgrade" and everything is lost.

I wish i didn't have to move to Canada

 

[ace005]

granted, but then u'd never get a taste of old canadian fashion humour
(really sry for u dude, must suck to move)

I wish I could have an animated sig like Freedm

 

[Kaination]

Granted, but freedom doesnt have a sig, so you lose yours and never are able to get it back.

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I wish adam would hurry the hell up and get here so we can start filming the movie.

 

[ace005]

granted, but the camera falls down and kaboom

I wish i had an animated Profile PIC like freedom

 

[Killface]

Its called an "avatar", and no, you cant have one... Instead, you get a cookie.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[ace005]

granted, you get mine. Only because Someone gave me 2 cookies

I wish for 3 cookies



=>Oh yeah, damn it.. Avatar...
sliped

 

[Super Veggeto]

Granted, someone comes to give you three cookies but they drop on the way and someone steps on them and they break into tiny little peices, then a dog comes and licks it off the ground and all that is left for you to eat is dogs drool. =P

I wish aliens wont come to kills us because people would stop cleaning and caring for poo on the sidewalk.

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, however one human female survives. The aliens start cloning her and start cross breeding humans and aliens to create a new race called teh humaliens.

I wish for a jar of chocolate chip cookies, with no posion/defective or harmul material >=(.

 

[Tsunami]

Granted, but their very small and you only get 1 box

I want all the anime on the planet.