Corrupt a wish.... for the 3rd time

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Wish granted but now you are a raving lunatic towards Japanese (crap) games.

I wish for a wish that couldn't be wished by me in the form of corruption.
 
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You wish you had goatse's anus. How do you corrupt a corrupted wish?

I wish the little engine that could couldn't.
 
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Granted, he can't do anything more since you and a bunch of your friends go & destroy him by smashing him to peaces. You the tag all over him & leave him to cry in his little lonely shed.

I wish I could kill people with one finger, & not myself.
 
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you do, but your finger gets cut off in an accidental.... uh... accident. :p

I wish people weren't such ****heads! (im talking about 1/5 of America of course, ;) )
 
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Those ****heads disappear but are soon replaced by the ****heads who believed they were better than the previous ****heads (I'm talking about 12/5's of America). Thats right. 12/5.

I wish I didn't hate people.
 
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Granted you wish for a wish witch wishes it could wish that it was a witch and that witch... killed... you?

I wish i had a monkey cow (half monkey half cow)
 
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You wish and therefore you need to be castrated by molemen from outerspace who time traveled from their future but our past into our solar system through a black hole 4 times denser than that of a neutron star while riding a beam of light ala Einstein. Point is, your balls got owned.

I wish I had a perpetual gamma ray burst in a jar.

EDIT: Goddamnit.

You get the monkey cow blah blah you get skinned by Leatherface.

I wish I had a perpetual gamma ray burst in a jar.
 
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Granted, but the jar explodes in your face. You end up being rushed to hospital as your head pisses out with blood gonig everywhere. You, by some mircale though, survive, but with a permanat life injury. Due to the high amoutn of blood loss you end up brain damaged and are now retarded for the rest of your days.

I wish for a spoon.
 
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you get a spoon. then neo rushes into the door muttering about pills and bends the spoon with his mind, and you along with it.
 
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General Overlord said:
Granted, but the jar explodes in your face. You end up being rushed to hospital as your head pisses out with blood gonig everywhere. You, by some mircale though, survive, but with a permanat life injury. Due to the high amoutn of blood loss you end up brain damaged and are now retarded for the rest of your days.
Our Solar System would have been destroyed long before I reached the hospital o_O.

Make a wish Nightmare.
 
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Granted, but your Midget slave phails at english & has a lot of learning problems o/.

I wish for the world to bow down and heil me.
 
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they start to, but then your assassinated by my midget slave for being a brutal dictator.
 
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I wish for a pie
 
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You obtain a posion pie. While on the set of a pr0n film that you are currently shooting you faint as a result of eating the pie.

I wish that Kidboy made better pr0n films o/.
 
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Granted. I make the best pron films in the world.

I wish I had a penis
 
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I wish for you not to have a sex change.
 

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