Corrupt a wish.... for the 3rd time

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Well, title says all. For those people that don't know how to play the game let me post an little example below:

The guy that posts above you makes a wish, example : I wish for control over the universe

you corrupt it with your own interpritation or your own view on his wish, in this case a downside/negative side to his wish, example : Granted, but you end up exploding the earth and wipe out all human existence.

I'll start it now o/

I wish I was a famous hot pr0n star D:.
 

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You become one but can only get jobs doing male on male porn.

I wish i got rid of my essay.
 
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Granted, but then you'd fail school, not get a job, and ultimately, fail life.

I wish I could dance as well as Gato, the Incredible Singing Robot! o/
 

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Granted, how ever, you will die if you dance longer then 10 seconds within a year span.

I wish I can controll orgasm's of whome ever I touch. (lol, TNB)
 
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Granted, but then you unexpectedly control KidBoy's orgasms. Nuff said.

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Granted, but then you get pwned by Sora who thinks you're one of the Pirates of the Carribean, and THEN when you're a ghost, you get exorcised by anti-ninja Buddhist monks.

I wish the next person to make a wish would grant me my wish. :p
 

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The next person doesn't make a wish DUN DUN DUN
 

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But that's a wish, and it won't come true, so that person will.

I wished that every knives are suddenly made out of cottage cheese.
 
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Granted, but the cottage cheese is old and moldy

I wish life wasn't more than who you are (think about it)
 
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Granted, but due to the lack of dreams that the world's population now has, this world becomes a dull and boring place with no hopes or dreams.

I wish Google would cease to exist.
 
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The entire universe implodes.

I wish I was pro at Parkour (free running)
 
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Granted, but you choke on a jelly doughnut while running and then become the next Mr. Dooom.

I wish I had enough time to post more sexual pictures on the ESF boards because I know my fans are still waiting for me.
 
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Granted, you now have all the time you need, because you've just been fired from your job.

I wish this Sony press conference would get started already.
 
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Granted, but the speaker gets a sore throat and there for they take 20mins to find someone to take his place. The replacement guy does not have a clue what he is talknig about and half the press ewnd up leaving due to how dumb this replacement speaker is.

I wish Opera didn't work like crap over dial up :(.
 
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Done, now your WHOLE computer works like crap.

I wish I had access to nuclear weapons.
 
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Granted, but then George bush finds out and chucks a anger spazam at you. He then proceeds to declair war against you because of your "weapons of mass destruction". America and it's allies such as the british join in the war on you too. The only option you have now is to launch a nuclear missle to kill off the allied threat because america get's it's army into your base. You destory yourself at the same time wiping out half of your base jsut to get rid of the USA army that entered your base. You then frantically try to rebuild your base, and walk from your command center to the War factory, however in the process the warfactory is bombed by 2 A10 planes and you die.

I wish I had better net :(.
 
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granted, a fishermen comes to your house and gives you a better fishing net.

I wish that Kama gets pregnant.
 
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Granted, Kama get's pregnent but his babies are born with down syndrome & end up chewing on Kama's fingers for the majority of their infant years. When they get older they start dancing around in the public and people look just thinknig "WTF??? Why are those kids dancing???o_O".

I wish That I could destory more mortal enemies.
 
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Granted, there is now a pissed off little Kama running around the planet (the punch line is that you are the daddy)

I wish my car would work.

edit: wtf Overlord? I had a good one for Kidboy's wish. kidboy, take my corruption instead (lol).
 
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Granted, your car works, but then it brakes down within 10mins of being fixed. Your celebration only lasted 600seconds (being the span of 10mins in seconds), and you then end up kicking the crap out of your door on the driver's side.

I wish the world had no cruel people :(.
 

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