Corrupt a wish.... for the 3rd time

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Granted. Now everybody in the world is emo. Good job.

I wish that razor blades had a "safety switch", so if they get near skin, they start spewing out 10m clubs. The message "Dont cut yourself wtf" comes into play.
 
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Granted, but now the emos cant cut themselves and commit suicide... now the whole world is full of em'

I wish I had a bowl of Vanilla Ice cream (and it wasnt rotten, :p)
 
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Granted, but now the emos cant cut themselves and commit suicide... now the whole world is full of em'

I wish I had a bowl of Vanilla Ice cream (and it wasnt rotten, :p)
Granted, but in the process of you reciving your Vanilla Ice cream you slip on a bananna skin and get the Ice cream all oer your face. Near buy dogs then come and lick it off your face.

I wish I had A rocket launcher to do my evil bidings with o/.
 
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You do, but Its a high power RL. Its so powerful that when you shoot it, you desintegrate into fine particles.

I wish I was teh uber!
 
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Granted, you become teh uber at being a male stripper at men-only parties.

I wish that my computer could kill the innocent.
 
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Granted, but whats this?
It turns out your part of the innocent and get ass raped by your computer (not in a good way either)...
i wish i didn't need to sell myself to buy a wii, and ps3..
 
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Granted, you sell yourself to buy a lollipop.

I wish that my ATi card sucked my balls.
 
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Granted.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.
 
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I have now ruined your life by corrupting your wish to be pr0n star. You now commit suicide.

I wish all humans didn't have the need for sleep and that sleep ceased to exist.
 
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Granted, but then everyone would run around 24/7, annoying the **** out of everyone else because they'd never get any rest, never get to just 'turn off', and crime rises to absurd levels in a matter of weeks. Basically, the whole planet turns to ****, thanks to you. Nice going.

When I die, I wish to reincarnate as the son of God Emperer Zeonix. o/
 
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Granted. Zeonix aborts you.

I wish that I was the Jin of Knowledge >: D
 
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Granted. Unfortunately, all of my children (the ones directly from my sac) lack genitalia. You do get some perks though, like being able to blow up planets and crap.

I wish that for one day, I wasn't so damn powerful.

EDIT! NOOOOOOOOOO

After you become a Jin, Genie from Aladdin becomes your life partner. I don't feel like being creative with that one.

I wish that for one day, I wasn't so damn powerful.
 
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You lose you're powerfullness, and gives them to someone else, and for that day, that person pwns you so hard you now cease to exist and he is the new God Emperor. Lord of the Universe.

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I wish I had the natural ability to create real, usable money from nothing with my hands.
 
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You gain that ability, but the sudden influx of money causes massive inflation and the world economy crashes. You are forced to give hj's and bj's to support yourself and your family.

I wish we had flying cars like they said we would.
 
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Granted now all flying cars have strings attached to them and are in black and white :)

i wish that i had a wish witch wished it could wish :p
 
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Since you have wished for nothing, none of your wishes shall never come true.

I wish I was Superman o/.
 
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General Overlord said:
Since you have wished for nothing, none of your wishes shall never come true.

I wish I was Superman o/.
Granted, but instead of having a package so large that the movie editors have to edit it out, you have a package so small that the movie editors have to edit it on.

I wish that I would get off my procrastinating bum and finish this chapter of EOESFF.
 
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you are super man. but you are also 437 pounds over weight.

i wish i had tekken 6.
 
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Granted, you are to recive the game within 2-5 working days via courier. Unfortuneatley, the courier has a car crash & the game is destroyed along with other people's ordered items. You are then notified of this and thus you get really pissed off & start tryying to do tekken moves on your front porch.

I wish that the world's most stubborn, self-centered parents would sit down, have a good cup of STFU & listen to our demands o/.
 
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Granted.. But then you realise that you'll become one of them soon enough and you're forced to STFU untill the end of days..

I wish people didn't like Japanense (crap) games that much..
 

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