501 Signs you are overexcited about ESF 1.3

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221 - You know what CF Stands For
Thats no big deal >.>


224.) When you try to throw a buss with at the nearest person saying you are trying the telekinesis attack ^^
 
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226. You ge insane;y bored a make a 1.3 sig
227. You actually outfart Micheal Moore that lasted 1.3 hours.
 
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228) You promote ESF on other boards so you'll have someone to be overexcited about 1.3 with.
 
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229. You become so obsessed over 1.3, you think that by playing esf 1.2 and 1.1, you play esf 2.3
 
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230: You use the phrase 'pumping powerstruggles' in everyday conversation.
 
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231: You use one of the 501 ways to comment on another comment...which in turn comments on another comment
 
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232. you 'donate' as much as needed to become a 1.3 beta tester.
 
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233. When you read through all these reason's and you thank god that none of them apply to you.
 
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224. You then realize that Smegs comment is not true because this one tells him that he becomes a body builder gets an M on his head and blows himself up.

I win a cookie please?
 
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226. You get 'Property of ESF 1.3' tattooed on your ass.
 
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Ravendust said:
226. You get 'Property of ESF 1.3' tattooed on your ass.
lol


227. You write "All work and no 1.3 makes Jack a dull boy" over and over again.
 
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229 you change your p.c to run at 1.3 ghz with 1.3 gb worth of ram and 1.3 gb worth of space is left on it

230 you ask the postman when 1.3 will be sent to your door

231 you shave off your pubic hair and send it to pain to frighten him into giving you 1.3 beta (hmm watch out pain)
 
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232. U hax Pains com and found out nothing and get soo pissed of that u will gather dog poophie from the streets and send it to tehh pain so u maybe could get the 1.3
 
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233. When you spray paint esf 1.3 on a public builidng/place.
 
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234. After you send Pain pubic hairs in the mail... He decides to put them into a Voodoo doll and start prodding it with needles every 1.3 minutes.
235. After a failed attempt at hacking Pain's computer, and sending him poop in the mail expecting 1.3 afterwards.... for.. some reason... you are reported to the cops and are arrested, to spend the rest of your natural life being someones wife, 1.3 times a day.

I win! \o/
 
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The one who wins is the one who gets to 501 signs ;) we are just over half...COME ON PEOPLE WE CAN MAKE IT! \o/

236. Create a program that checks the whole internet every 1.3 seconds if someone uploaded beta 1.3
 
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Pain said:
234. After you send Pain pubic hairs in the mail... He decides to put them into a Voodoo doll and start prodding it with needles every 1.3 minutes.
235. After a failed attempt at hacking Pain's computer, and sending him poop in the mail expecting 1.3 afterwards.... for.. some reason... you are reported to the cops and are arrested, to spend the rest of your natural life being someones wife, 1.3 times a day.

I win! \o/
236. 1.3% of thought went into that post :p
 

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