YO moma

[jp]

Yo momma is so hot, even fire turns into ice.[/sarcasm]

I'm really bad at these jokes.

 

[Killface]

Yo Momma's so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".


OH SNAP!

 

[bapplebo]

Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

 

[ZeroNightmare]

i thought it was about the show on tv..

 

[trunksfreak]

yo moma so dumb she licks candle wax

i kno i suck

 

[Killface]

Yeah, yo momma so dumb that she got stabbed in a gunfight.

 

[trunksfreak]

yo moma so poor she threw a rock it hit a trash bin and she said who knocked

DBZ master u suck u keep mkaing threads that are practically always folowing the standard always making a game or wats better or something like that get some new matirial
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[uncover bunker]

yo mom is so fat thet 2 little boys did a whole lap around her

guess ur momma like street dog more then u......jealous?

 

[Adaptus]

Yo momma's so ugly, she causes traffic accidents by blowing out the trafic lights when she looks at them!

o/

 

[MF29]

yo moma so dumb, that she got locked in Matress King and slept on the floor

 

[Killface]

Yo momma's so dumb, she was locked in a grocery store and starved!

(has that one been said yet?)

 

[Kasey]

Your momma's so dumb she got in the back of a pickup truck and the driver drove it off of a bridge and she drowned because she couldn't get the tail gate open.

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

yo momma teeth so big, everytime she sneezes she bites her titties

ACH-YOUCH!

 

[uncover bunker]

yo momma never change the underwear since she was in kindergarten!!

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

So yesterday to you ah?

Sorry, couldn't resist.. :$

Anyway.. Yo momma's so ugly that she's the real factor behind the stories of both Bigfoot and the monster of Loch Ness

 

[clen]

your momma is so dumb it takes her an hour to make one minute rice

 

[Zeonix]

Yo momma is so dumb she prefers capitalism over communism.

 

[Ravendust]

Yo momma so dumb she eats scrambled egg with a comb from a shoe.

 

[Ness]

yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the CCTV cameras.

 

[Suh Dude]

Yo Momma so ugly she took satans place and we now call her the dooms day.