YO moma

[DBZ master]

everyone come and see i have a new game for us to play .for every person who has posted before u u must make a yo mom joke for them

 

[Zeonix]

Yo momma is so dumb she allowed you to be born. Oh snapizzle.

 

[DBZ master]

yo mom is so fat thet 2 little boys did a whole lap around her

 

[Zeonix]

...wtf?

Yo mama is so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.

Thats kinda sad actually....forgive me D:

 

[Chakra-X]

Yo mamma so stupid, she got that mini van from Hotweels.

 

[Zeonix]

Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

 

[DBZ master]

yo moma so fat that the last time she saw 911 was on the scale

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Your mother sucks..

 

[Zeonix]

That isn't a "Yo momma" joke, so it's extremely offensive. How would you like if I whipped out a video camera proving your mother sucks? You wouldnt. Good day, sir.

 

[DBZ master]

yo moma should be sad u would die if u had to make a yo moma joke for you life

sorry zeoink this was meant for the untoralable kimfu

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

I'd like to see you come up with one tbh.. I'll give you a day or two.. Maybe three.. So go for it tiger!


Btw, it is a "yo momma" joke, just not in slang..

 

[DBZ master]

wat ever and dont go off topic

please forgive me for going off topic

 

[Zeonix]

That wasn't a joke. That was an insult. Big diff.

Yo momma is like a 747: a 3 man **** pit! Yep.

 

[DBZ master]

yo moma so ugly she made a mirror crak

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

All those "yo momma" jokes can be insulting, it just depends on how the receiver takes it..

 

[Zeonix]

Yo momma’s so dirty she made right guard turn left.

*cough*

@Kimfu: Big diff between a "Yo momma" joke and an insult. You're capable of telling the difference between the two, so don't feign ignorance.

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

See, I find that very offending..

 

[KidMan]

Yo mama is SO skinny, she can hullahop through a cherrio

 

[Zeonix]

@ Kimfu: Good thing it wasn't directed at you since you aren't exactly partaking in this "Yo momma" joke game.

Since we're both going off-topic, let's stop with the semantics and play the game.

 

[DBZ master]

then dont make a post the object of the game is to make a joke of a person whon posted .. u keep posting if u dont wnat to be offended dont post

and yo mom so fat u use her as a trampeline thats wat u get for posting srry

again ment for kimfu except the jokew8 the joke too