YO moma

[PiXel]

yo moma is so fat that on the scale my mobile phone number pops out.

 

[AmberGhost]

Yo momma is so fat that she jumped in to the Grand Canyon she got stuck

 

[Cold Steel]

Yo momma is so old, when God said : "Let there be light", she was still asleep !

Yo momma is so nasty, when I had her on the phone, I got an earinfection.

 

[Jesus]

yo mamma so fat, when she sits round the house, she sits round the whole damn house Y0.

... this is lame.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Yo momma stank so bad, she tried old spice and the ship sailed away.

 

[Grega]

First and only post (im bored)

Yo mamas so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the coutch.

 

[PiXel]

looooool @ Grega xD knock

Yo moma is sooo... soooo... soo... Incredible Stupid compared to a hot blonde. ;Q

 

[Optimus Prime]

Yo mama's so fat, when I rolled off the *****, I was still on her..... and she was eating a sandwhich! OH SNAP!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

 

[Sicron]

yo mamma so fat, when she sits round the house, she sits round the whole damn house Y0.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Well done, Optimus.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well done, Optimus.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Well excuse me for not reading.

Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean in 2004, and killed 150,000 people in India.

 

[PiXel]

Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean in 2004, and killed 150,000 people in India.

-_- not funny.

 

[Adaptus]

o: Yo momma's so fat, they had to invent a new belt-size. EQUATOR!

 

[donnierisk]

Well here's mine... :b

yo momma is so fat Her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

another one. -_-

yo momma is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

 

[KidMan]

-_- not funny.

I thought it was

 

[Cold Steel]

Yo momma is so fat, her ass has it's own zip code.

 

[Promiscuous Girl]

^^" umm well....i'll give it a shot.

Yo momma is so stupid, that she called up to Circuit City, and asked the store clerk-- if she could be transfered over to the Electronic Department.

Yo momma is so fat, that she sat on the curve and made a driveway.

Yo momma is so fat, that when she pulls down her pants to moon people, they all turned into werewolves.

 

[Grega]

Yo mama is so fat that her mass causes such gravity that it makes the sun cyrcle round her.

OK i lied about one and only post (very bored) ^^

 

[AmberGhost]

Yo mamma so blond she hits the wall every time she tryes to go out from a room

(lets make a TOP 10)(or 100)

 

[DJ-Ready]

Yo momma is so fat that she lives in her own state

 

[DBZ master]

your moma raised u so poorly that instead of humping g1rls u hump boys

and to gte a kick out of yourslef u even hum the wall