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your moma has a small eye and a big eye they call her biggie smalls
 
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yo mamma is so fat that everytime she walks across the room the RADIO skips :p
 
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trunksfreak said:
DBZ master u suck
trunks freak u :warning:WARNED:warning:. You treat other users with respect around here or you end up going on a (possibly permanent) vacation. Savvy?
 
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yo mama is so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits
yo mama is so nasty they eat her pussy on fear factor
yo mama is skanky she has more friends then tom on myspace
yo mama got one eye and no legs they call the ***** eye drop
 
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Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Your Mama So Fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
 
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Your Momma's so fat that when she sits in a car they need to use a chainsaw to get her out.
Your Momma's so ugly that even Prince Charles would say she is ugly.
Your Momma's so stupid that she can't use a computer, she justs sits at the screen and screams for help.
Your Momma's so fat and mental that she can cause a riot on her own.
 
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|Overlord| said:
Your Momma's so fat that when she sits in a car they need to use a chainsaw to get her out.
Your Momma's so ugly that even Prince Charles would say she is ugly.
Your Momma's so stupid that she can't use a computer, she justs sits at the screen and screams for help.
Your Momma's so fat and mental that she can cause a riot on her own.
god has a path for you... and being a comedian isnt part of it.

:D
 
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Yo mama is so fat, when you cut her open, she bleeds chocolate syrup.

Yo mama is so ugly, when you were born, the doctor aborted her.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she was finished on the computer, it had whiteout all over the screen.
 
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I could only come up with one, and it had to involve Kate Moss, so here it goes:

Yo momma is so scrawny, when she auditioned for Shallow Hal they used Kate Moss as her fat double.
 
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Yo momma so fat that she jumped up and hit the ground...

Meh, I wasn't laughing... but the ground was CRACKING UP!!!
 
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Yo momma so ugly that mirrors hide from her.
Yo momma so stupid that she lost her wedding wring in the fat on her hand.
Yo momma so fat that no employer would hire her for a job.
Yo momma so disgusting that when she eats her whole body shakes with each bite she takes of her food.
Yo momma so round that she can be rolled down the hill and get strech marks all across her body.
Yo momma so fat that she got stuck in the doorway.
 

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