Worst thing that can happen....

[Hitokiri]

Out of toilet paper? No problem. That's what shower curtains are for. . .

 

[KilledWithStyle]

I didn't have to crap. I swear. But when I read some of these stories, I laughed one loose or somethin.

Worst experience:
It was at 9th grade. During Algerbra. I was needing to go take a **** ever since 1st period. But my teachers were asses. They wouldnt let me go. This, taken away from the fact of the minimal time between clasees AND that I had to go COMPLETELY ACROSS THE FRIKKEN SCHOOL to get to the next class didnt brew well. Gas bult up. I extended to about 3 pants sizes and was still growing. Only thing stopping it was the fact that none of it could go up, and there was a tightly sealed vault at the end. Finally the pain got so unbearable that I was about to throw up. The teacher finally let me go to restroom. Only thing I remember after that was the explosion that almost blew the toliet out.

 

[Kurt`]

Before I went in to take the SATs a few years ago, I got a large coffee from Dunkin Donuts. So, I walk into the school (not my school, another public high school), all cool and stuff (cool because I had a coffee and none of the other tools did !_!), and I find the classroom where I have to take the SAT.

This lady comes in and says "Get rid of any food and drinks you have now". So, naturally I chug down my coffee since caffeine = good grades. Unfortunately, it was VERY HOT still. About halfway through the test, I had finished a section early and was programming a game on my calculator or something, when it felt like my intestines turned to water. It was like I got über-bad cramps.

It hurt so bad I had to hunch over to take the pressure off my stomach. After the tests were out, I had to use one of the school's bathrooms @_@. Naturally, the seats are grimey, so I had to pull one of those ninja moves and squat over the toilet without touching the seat and fire the torpedo.

That was pretty bad. The only way it could have been worse is if there was no toilet paper >_<.

 

[Hibiki]

id think not ever going to the bathroom, getting sick and dieing would be the worst thing that could happen

 

[Vegeta^Pwnage]

Ushally when I take it **** its when the toilet seats are dirty then **** and so I just dont go on them

 

[LiteNET]

Worst Time For me Was Taking My First Class At university..

before i tell the story you must know this i am a big germaphob.. i do not go to the bathroom anywehere except the one in my room cause i know it's clean..

so I Woke up all Early for my first day and this was when i was stupid.. Well i thought to get a head start i would have a big breakfast and decided to eat 3 bowls of All bran..

Well i didkn't know All Bran gave you the runs..so i downed all the bowls got ready for school and sat down finally..

about 20 min into the class my ass felt like a volcano i thought i was gonna blow a hole in the seat.. and since i don't go to the bathroom in public places or schools i was in deep ****..

so i got up from this class, got into my car, drove home took a dump. and Drove back. overal 20 min lol..

i sat down again and i swear it was like instant Sweats.. my face turned red and i thought my stomach was being beaten.. so i got up again and all of a sudden the teacher says "excuse me young man, is there a problem" well i wasn't gonna tell the guy "well teach i got the ****s" so i had no choice but to sit in that chair for the remaining hour and 30 min untill his lecture was over..

lets just say it was so bad when i got home the paint would peel off the walls..

Lesson to this? Don't ****ing eat all bran before school

 

[Pommy]

No paper. I hate that feeling, when you look over and see the 2 little squares left on the role and you're like- :cry:

agreed

 

[LiteNET]

No paper. I hate that feeling, when you look over and see the 2 little squares left on the role and you're like- :cry:

ever hear the term "wipe with ur right shake with ur left"

i'll leave that with you guys

 

[Phatslugga]

Heh, those are some funny ass stories. Anyways, I constantly get caught without toilet paper in the bathroom. I made this rule stating that if someone in the house uses the last of the roll, that person should get another roll, but no one seems to follow it. My worst experience happened at work. I was working at Krispy Kreme, and it was just before lunch time, now I was already hungry as it is... but suddenly every time I take a step... my ass gets a wierd burning/stinging pain. At f irst I was worried that I might have some ass disease, or that maybe I have an infection or something, but it was a very slight pain so I was going to wait till after work. However, each time I took a step, it got worse. After a while I figured I should go to the bathroom and check my ass, so I started walking. As I entered the hallway that led to the bathroom, the pain became unbearable.. so I ran and as I made it in, I realized that it the pain was due to a giant acidic Diahrrea bomb. If you've ever seen dumb and dumber, then you pretty much know what I looked like, becuase I barely dropped my pants and sat down before I shot that bomb out of my ass like a cannon. Of course the water splashed up and hit my ass almost making me puke ( I really hate when that happens). Suprisingly that was all that I needed to do, I was fine after that. Normally when Diahrreah gives me a visit, I have to sit in the bathroom for 4 hours. After that whole ordeal I felt like starvin marvin, It felt like I lost 10 pounds.

 

[Korgan]

oooooooooooooooooooo k then! this is definetly of topic! but who gives a s**t?!

 

[Deverz]

That's not off-topic

It's spam

Don't do it

 

[Denz]

U guys have some nasty stories :devil:

well here's my:

Teh school.........I had a powerfull breakfast and then after 2 classes I had 2 do it
so I asked teacher 2 let me out 2 "drink water" and after a couple of min. I finished
then I looked around and there was no toilet paper so I grabed some from my book
(those hard papers killing ur ass when u wipe it)
The same days after 5th class I had 2 do it again
so I was like : "I will just go home b4 things get worse"
I grabed my stuff and made a run 4 it.So at the 100 ft of my house I let it all go in meh
pants and it slide all the way down and stoped on my shoes
I took a bath and they lived happly ever after.....

 

[Cold Steel]

Well, this story involves my girlfriend, somewhere in the winter, I went to see her, and at that moment she was about to take a ****break, then i came along, she forced herself to hold it up till i left. Eight hours later, i was i finally left, then at the door, it was like she allmost pushed me out, then she shut it with brutal force, and i heard someone running inside the house (i was outside) Then i realized i forgot my scarf (winter), so i went back in through the backdoor, and i heard some awful noises, you see my girlfriend never takes a ****break when i'm at her place, (got something to do with womenstuff) So as soon as i left, she ren to the toilet and she dumped the browny. I heard farths, and other gruesome things. Then she came out of the toillet and she saw me, her face was as red as a tomato, and i heard her saying some words i'll not repeat.

 

[Cheeto101]

U guys have some nasty stories :devil:

well here's my:

Teh school.........I had a powerfull breakfast and then after 2 classes I had 2 do it
so I asked teacher 2 let me out 2 "drink water" and after a couple of min. I finished
then I looked around and there was no toilet paper so I grabed some from my book
(those hard papers killing ur ass when u wipe it)
The same days after 5th class I had 2 do it again
so I was like : "I will just go home b4 things get worse"
I grabed my stuff and made a run 4 it.So at the 100 ft of my house I let it all go in meh
pants and it slide all the way down and stoped on my shoes
I took a bath and they lived happly ever after.....

:scared: thats the nastiest thing ive ever heard.....

I think my worst was trying to figure out just which damn toilet to use at the tokyo airport....i figured id try something new and use one of the weird toilets. Yeah well i fell right into the damn thing as i was gettin up when i was done. Crap in it and all.....not my best moment.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/157715

check that flash out for another funny story about this kinda stuff.

 

[Phatslugga]

Heh, talk about wierd toilets, when I went to Poland over the summer, they had these wierd toilets that looked normal, but on the inside, instead of being a normal bowl, a shelf protrudes half-way into the toilet. I had no idea why it was like that, but if you take a turd, it usually falls on it, and is just inches away from your junk. It's the worst thing I've ever seen, anyone know the purpose of the "**** shelf"? (ussually when you flush the water ends up spraying everywhere becuase of the turd on the shelf.)

 

[KilledWithStyle]

That flash was totally nasty. Completely and totally DISGUSTING. I was saying WTF when it looked like he was doing it in his shirt, but maby it was camera angle. When my suspicions turned true, .... that was nasty...

 

[Cheeto101]

LoL ive never seen those kind of toilets,.,,,,the toilet i fell into was one of those ones that is like a big basin in the floor.....

 

[niobe]

nasty :tired: , thats noghing of what i had before i coult even start highscool, i was almost driven dead.
i was lukky i just had my books or i wasn't even here anymore, or in a weeltyere while i can't do anything.
i think that's atleast what you call "lukky".
i stil have the skares of it and stil have the hanicaps of it but overall, i'm fine.

 

[Tassadar]

I never use the school's bathroom, I'll skip school and go home before I take a crap in that ****hole. One time I was actually forced to was when I didn't have a ride home, it was disgusting.

Well, this story involves my girlfriend, somewhere in the winter, I went to see her, and at that moment she was about to take a ****break, then i came along, she forced herself to hold it up till i left. Eight hours later, i was i finally left, then at the door, it was like she allmost pushed me out, then she shut it with brutal force, and i heard someone running inside the house (i was outside) Then i realized i forgot my scarf (winter), so i went back in through the backdoor, and i heard some awful noises, you see my girlfriend never takes a ****break when i'm at her place, (got something to do with womenstuff) So as soon as i left, she ren to the toilet and she dumped the browny. I heard farths, and other gruesome things. Then she came out of the toillet and she saw me, her face was as red as a tomato, and i heard her saying some words i'll not repeat.

Nice, a lot of chicks are pretty scared of doing things like that around guys, like farting, unless the chick is 'guy-like' she won't do it. That's funny though, good story.