The return of the infamous Three Word Story!

[Chakra-X]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario

 

[Rayna]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by

 

[Jakut]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten

 

[Rayna]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon

 

[TwisteR]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot

 

[Cold Steel]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot black steaming coffee.

 

[|Overlord|]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot black steaming coffee. Lugi wants revenge

 

[Rayna]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot black steaming coffee. Lugi wants revenge, so he cuts

 

[TwisteR]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot black steaming coffee. Lugi wants revenge, so he cuts Jakut's wrists and

( >=] )

 

[Rayna]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot black steaming coffee. Lugi wants revenge, so he cuts Jakut's wrists and sucks his blood.

 

[|Overlord|]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot black steaming coffee. Lugi wants revenge, so he cuts Jakut's wrists and sucks his blood. Wario gets outraged

 

[wheres_]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot black steaming coffee. Lugi wants revenge, so he cuts Jakut's wrists and sucks his blood. Wario gets outraged at lugi S) whilst

 

[Spunky]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot black steaming coffee. Lugi wants revenge, so he cuts Jakut's wrists and sucks his blood. Wario gets outraged at lugi () whilst masturbating to anime.

 

[|Overlord|]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife, named "Peach". Mario was assassinated by Jakut and eaten raw with lemon juice and hot black steaming coffee. Lugi wants revenge, so he cuts Jakut's wrists and sucks his blood. Wario gets outraged at lugi () whilst masturbating to anime. Wario's sperm count