The return of the infamous Three Word Story!

[Sicron]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was

 

[Robby]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and

 

[jp]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this

 

[Sicron]

Dude thats not 3 words...thats 5 words...

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Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and

 

[Cold Steel]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe

 

[TwisteR]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR

 

[Chakra-X]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will

 

[Jakut]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles

 

[Cold Steel]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks

 

[|Overlord|]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on

 

[Jakut]

them. Then he

 

[bapplebo]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent

 

[Sicron]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof

 

[Adaptus]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot

 

[Cold Steel]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced.

 

[wheres_]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only

 

[Rayos]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat

 

[Adaptus]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac

 

[Cold Steel]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter

 

[Jakut]

Once upon a time there was a big monkey who had some bananas for breakfast. Then along came a bigger monkey with a wee fire stick that he liked to burn things with. He wanted to cook a cow, because cow tastes like sunshine dust mixed with booger. He muttered to Pirate Pete about how the establishment was going to shiz and that we had to find more banannas. Suddenly an army called G.U.N went and shot everyone who asked when ESF 1.3 comes out. Afterwards the army all downloaded warez for the game: Only to realise that nothing was free, and the game had bugs. These bugs would eat their cows. The cows would Spew evil Testicles all over Mastasurf who cries inside. Fortunately, a monkey who also cries ate the testicles. The monkey was named Humples and rebelled against it maker, this annoyed everyone and Dragondude himself. Maybe one day TwisteR the Hedgehog will eat the testicles with his buttcheeks and choke on them. Then he met 50 Cent who wasn't bulletproof so he shot 50 cent and donced. Pants, worthy only to the fat mushroom-wielding maniac with a cooter for a wife