I know none of you people give a ****, but seriously, this victory needs to be known about all over the world. I was playing rome total war as the dacians, a race so ****ty that their not even a playable race unless you alter a text file. They start off with a ****ty economy and not great prospects of improving it, rather ****ty units, and they're surrounded by powerhouses on all sides. Whatever, no problem.
So after a bit of time, the ******* Thracian's attack me, I defeat their army and march towards the closest Thracian city. My army doesn't have that many troops because I don't have the money or the population in my cities to field a good army, but it's okay, I defeated the Thracian invasion army and it looks good for me to now capture their cities. So I reach the piece of **** Thracian city and then the ******* Macedonians attack me, I'm thinking because there are no units defending my city and I'm about to kill their Greek brothers. Also, because they're *******s.
So I'm about to call off my siege of the piece of **** Thracian city to go and defend my capital city, which is really like a capital village because all of my cities are horrible, but whatever, it's still my capital. Anyway, before I can call off the siege, the piece of **** Thracian's attack me with an army which is bigger than mine, I'm thinking they were hiding in a forest or something. So I retreat and then they still attack me. I managed to defeat that army, but I took losses which isn't good if I want to beat the piece of **** Macedonians.
So I hire as many mercenaries as I can manage and grab a few family members from a nearby city and rush to fight the Macedonians and save my capital city. I was against one full strength army of hoplites, arguably the best unit in the ******* game, and another half strength army of more bull**** hoplites and some horses.
Basically, I was against this:
And I had this:
So they had twice my men and their soldiers were better than mine. Winner gained control of my capital. I would have been pretty ****ed had they won this battle. Also, I don't know if you've noticed, but my soldiers don't even wear any ******* armor.
But, to make a long story short, I won, guys. If you can, please tell all of your friends.
So after a bit of time, the ******* Thracian's attack me, I defeat their army and march towards the closest Thracian city. My army doesn't have that many troops because I don't have the money or the population in my cities to field a good army, but it's okay, I defeated the Thracian invasion army and it looks good for me to now capture their cities. So I reach the piece of **** Thracian city and then the ******* Macedonians attack me, I'm thinking because there are no units defending my city and I'm about to kill their Greek brothers. Also, because they're *******s.
So I'm about to call off my siege of the piece of **** Thracian city to go and defend my capital city, which is really like a capital village because all of my cities are horrible, but whatever, it's still my capital. Anyway, before I can call off the siege, the piece of **** Thracian's attack me with an army which is bigger than mine, I'm thinking they were hiding in a forest or something. So I retreat and then they still attack me. I managed to defeat that army, but I took losses which isn't good if I want to beat the piece of **** Macedonians.
So I hire as many mercenaries as I can manage and grab a few family members from a nearby city and rush to fight the Macedonians and save my capital city. I was against one full strength army of hoplites, arguably the best unit in the ******* game, and another half strength army of more bull**** hoplites and some horses.
Basically, I was against this:
And I had this:
So they had twice my men and their soldiers were better than mine. Winner gained control of my capital. I would have been pretty ****ed had they won this battle. Also, I don't know if you've noticed, but my soldiers don't even wear any ******* armor.
But, to make a long story short, I won, guys. If you can, please tell all of your friends.