Sarutobi's Index to Love through ESF

[SA_Gohan]

rofl!
Fill in those sections and I will declare you a god among men

 

[Gon]

Hey, if you're good at ESF, does that mean you'll be good at dating??

 

[Scruff]

ESF 1.3 - 2.4 Children

 

[KilledWithStyle]

".4" chidlren?

 

[Rayos]

yea idk what he meant by that either

 

[Ravendust]

It's a phrase, 2.4 children is the average number of kids per house in the UK or something. It was also the name of a family comedy show.

 

[donnierisk]

...okay. Well weird list too, but I'm also weird, so I like it. dang I talk too much, that's why I haven't gone on a date for like 5 months.

 

[Rayos]

From the Creator of "Sarutobi's Index of LOVE:"

Rayos the man formerly known as Sarutobi has come out with a new book.


How To Break up With Your Loved One - ESF Style

Chapters and Topics

Reasons to break up
1. So her code is in some other guys code.
2. The Sword is broken and there is no way to fix it.
a. Did it ever really work anyway?
3. Baldness - Not working this time
4. If all he wants is Big Bang Bang Bang...is it time to leave him?
5. Final Flash....did it come too soon?
6. When chocolate doesn't solve problems anymore
7. Donuts and Cookies don't help anyway.
8. Detransforming - I never saw my stamina bar!
9. Buddy system - When a m?nage ? trois isn't what she is looking for
10. Dragonballs - Sure you have Dragonballs...but do you know how to use them?
11. Scouter - Can it pick up mood swings?
12. Esf_Battlearena - Not the best place to go to for a make up date
13. Esf-City -Brothels can hurt your relationship.

Specific Downers and topics to go over.

1. MSF - The STD that shows up before anything comes out
2. Scripting - You should never CHEAT on your spouse or loved ones
3. E8 - The internet is for porn but is it for you?
4. Simple sword melee - Repeating constantly will only anger your spouse.
5. Destructo Disk - Severing relationships fast
6. Gen Ball - Sometimes Gen isn't good enough
7. Ki ball - One ball, two ball, three balls......FOUR!?
8. Ki blobs - make you look fat



This series will be continued shortly after these messages from our sponsor:

COMMERCIAL:
Waiting for those generic balls to drop? well not any more with Sarutobi's love guide. Be with him as we explore everything from the balls and the beams to the final flash. Even inclues some classics such as: LSM. "Now the problem with LSMING is its lame, you hit too late. It generally works but is left with others feeling discontent."
Deathball:
"Now you dont need to blow everything out of propotion. Just Keep it nice and sweet and you wont leave yourself open for a counter attack"

 

[DaRkOwNs]

how did i ever succeed without you...

 

[dan_esf_fanatic]

Your balls, her melee - Ouch....

 

[MF29]

From the Creator of "Sarutobi's Index of LOVE:"

Rayos the man formerly known as Sarutobi has come out with a new book.


How To Break up With Your Loved One - ESF Style

Chapters and Topics

Reasons to break up
1. So her code is in some other guys code.
2. The Sword is broken and there is no way to fix it.
a. Did it ever really work anyway?
3. Baldness - Not working this time
4. If all he wants is Big Bang Bang Bang...is it time to leave him?
5. Final Flash....did it come too soon?
6. When chocolate doesn't solve problems anymore
7. Donuts and Cookies don't help anyway.
8. Detransforming - I never saw my stamina bar!
9. Buddy system - When a m?nage ? trois isn't what she is looking for
10. Dragonballs - Sure you have Dragonballs...but do you know how to use them?
11. Scouter - Can it pick up mood swings?
12. Esf_Battlearena - Not the best place to go to for a make up date
13. Esf-City -Brothels can hurt your relationship.

Specific Downers and topics to go over.

1. MSF - The STD that shows up before anything comes out
2. Scripting - You should never CHEAT on your spouse or loved ones
3. E8 - The internet is for porn but is it for you?
4. Simple sword melee - Repeating constantly will only anger your spouse.
5. Destructo Disk - Severing relationships fast
6. Gen Ball - Sometimes Gen isn't good enough
7. Ki ball - One ball, two ball, three balls......FOUR!?
8. Ki blobs - make you look fat



This series will be continued shortly after these messages from our sponsor:

COMMERCIAL:
Waiting for those generic balls to drop? well not any more with Sarutobi's love guide. Be with him as we explore everything from the balls and the beams to the final flash. Even inclues some classics such as: LSM. "Now the problem with LSMING is its lame, you hit too late. It generally works but is left with others feeling discontent."
Deathball:
"Now you dont need to blow everything out of propotion. Just Keep it nice and sweet and you wont leave yourself open for a counter attack"

Why did you revive the thread?

 

[Zeonix]

Because he is the thread creator, and decided to add new content (new "chapters") to his original post.

I'd like to see some full-blown chapters instead of titles.

 

[KilledWithStyle]

I was the creator of the advertisement. Allthough I didnt know he was posting it. heh
Yeah saru, when you goona write thiese out.