Sarutobi's Index to Love through ESF

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Extending from Dark's Latest post, I am bringing to you my latest index of Love Handling and making through ESF.
http://forum.esforces.com/showthread.php?t=64241 is the origin of this



INDEX

I. The Basics
1. Mentioning you got your love advice from a video game: Don't
2. The balls and the beams. - It is time to know the difference
3. Spectating: Time to join the game.
4. Teleporting: The Distance Remover

II. Melee
1. Simple melee: Who needs complicated moves when being forward works
2. Adv Melee: When the simple stuff just isn't enough
3. Advanced melee Part 2: When is throwing is a good idea
4. Advanced melee Part 3: Sword size - Does it matter?
5. Comboes: A blue kick goes a long way
6. Side hits: When forwards and backwards just isn't enough
7. Ground battles: the secret fight
8. Turbo: Bigger hit boxes? Bigger pleasure
9. LSM: Is it contagious?
10. Swoop script: When pushing 2 buttons is one too much.
11. Random arrows: The ins and outs of relationships

III. Beaming
1. Ki balls: Are they sticky?
2. Ki blobs: Answers the first question
3. Fast or Direct: the art of projecting your balls
4. Gen Beams: When on the first date
5. Gen Beams: It hooks to the left
6. Candy beam: When chocolate is a girls best friend
7. Candy beam: Whenever you are down, a cookie does you good
8. Mouthblast: When altoids won't even do the trick
9. Special Beam Cannon: Girls love the corkscrew
10. Eye laser: When eye contact becomes too much
11. Finger laser: Being good with your fingers comes in handy
12. Destructo disk: Splitting relationships apart since 2000
13. Power shield: Personal space or Personal Agenda?
14. frieza disk - extra body parts are always kinky
15. Kamehameha - One too many?
16. Kamehameha torpedo - Cupids arrow was never this inaccurate
17. ScatterBeam - When you just can't hold it in anymore
18. Galic Gun - It is okay little boy...at least you gave it your all >.>
19. Renzoku Energy dan - Too little too late
20. Death Ball - It's not the size that counts
21. Spirit Bomb/ball - Wait! One is bigger than the other O.O
22. Spirit Bomb - When Size really does matter
23. Spirit Ball - Come on baby, it fits in the palm of your hand
24. Turbo + spirit ball: The ultimate surprise
25. BIG BANG: Not what she thinks
26. Final flash: How to bring closure to a relationship


IV. MAPS - Where to go on those special dates and what is there to do

1. esf_arrivial: Whats that, a spaceship or are you just happy to see me?
2. esf_city: Outdated maps are the second most popular
3. Custom maps: Take her where she has never been before
**Make sure she has a fast DL speed for 3**
4. esf_riverside: Show her both your bean bags
5. MC_Mario: When the 80's just won't die
6. esf_battlearena, who said that love was more than a 2 sided issue?
7. esf_giantforest: One spawn point, share it
8. esf_peppercity: The girls there are AMAZING
9. ape_foreshadow: Make sure she wears a skirt
10. Esf_cell_games_night: What invisible rock?



V. Transformations and stories

1. When and when NOT to transform
2. Golden Hair: The lady killer
3. EVM: Beware of fake transformations
4. Does meditating really transform you: The Piccolo Story
5. Cell and Frieza - Steriods are illegal now.
6. Krillin - Rogaine the confidence booster
7. Don't stay outside if there is lighting around you
8. Problems with transing early: The gohan and trunks story.
9. LOSE WEIGHT QUICKLY EATING DONUTS: The buu story
10. Android 18: Blow up dolls are a thing of the past
11. kame: Who said old meant flaccid
12. Kamiccolo: Yeah... riiight.
13. Ginyu vs Buu: mating dances
14. Gohan: My father lost his balls and i gained the beams when we transform
15. Krillin: You know what they say about bald headed men ;-)
16. Krillin's scuess story: Andrioid 18, How You can get yours too
17. Trunks: You know what they say about guys with big swords
18. Cell: It's not easy being green - but with a "tail" like this...i can deal with it
19. when double tap swoop becomes too much to follow her: Scripters story


VI. OTHER PLAYERS AND CLANS

1. ~{ape}~: It keeps trying to die but for some reason it keeps staying up
2. Sarutobi Sensei: Alias? what's that? I'm always myself..especially with the ladies
3. Dark: I'm finally gonna call her today
4. Fire Pheonix - Ky is never enough
5. KilledWithStyle: When you know the relationship has gone away.
6. Kagato: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I INVENTED
7. Loki: Anal raping is legal in states he lives in
8. -)Z(- : whatever happened to them
9. ::Zen:: Wow...Z is gone but who are these Zen People
10. Z|R : Okay now this is getting out of hand
8 9 and 10 are about the clan of a few people that never really quit the clan just changed the name of the clan within 3 months
11. Captain planet plays ESF
12. j00 clan: Are j00 serious?
13. ESFn00b, n00b, beginner, advanced, pro, and expert: Is there a diffrence?
14. Master Ryu: Cheat enabled
15. JINX: Smile you are on JINXY CAMERA
16. Kai Clan - The ex that just never went away.
17. the newbs: ki control? who has that
18. Kidboy: Sometimes lights off is always the right choice
19. Pain`: Public relations does not nessessarly mean you have to do much

BONUS MATERIAL EXTRA

1. AMX mod X plugins: Are they just for show?
2. amx_nukem: A way to kill any releationship.
3. changelevel: When the here and now is not going well
4. Newbie Section: We will help you UP your game
5. esf-world...if esf needed a plastic surgeion...they are it
6. Model Changing: Is it true only YOU see it?
7. Map Limitations: Are your balls and beams too big
8. The dragon's menu: Choose wisely
9. HL2...yea...riiiight
10. Tien...sometimes a 3rd eye is needed with that second head
11. Tien: What the community wants the commuinity has to make
12. android 17...i wonder where 18 hid him
13. Melee vs Beam: The great struggle for power
14. Solar flare: Just for effects or can you swoon the ladies with it
15. The Buddy system: It works for scouts, does it work here?
16. Moving your beam around her: Are you ready to devote your life
17. Beta 1.1 locking on: Old tricks don't neccesarily work
18. The returning players: What to do about those Exes
19. Long beam trails: the dos and don'ts
20. Turbo: the endurance killer
21. MOTD - When going that extra step does nothing
22. /rules: There are no rules in love baby.
23. WON: The old days will never come back
24. Steam: ESF will only support it
25. Server rules?!?! Whats that?
26. Forum Mods - They hold all the whips and paddles
27. Forum admins: When or when NOT to use cucumber
28. USE BUTTON: When walking away is just not dramatic enough
29. having 7 balls is always a good feature
30. regeneration: now if it only worked in the right parts


MORE TO BE ADDED SOON
If you have any questions about any of these, i can post what they were meant to be or pm you. Feel free to add more or pm me with more you think should be added



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Sarutobi Sensei said:
Extending from Dark's Latest post, I am bringing to you my latest index of Love Handling and making through ESF.
Girls always told me they wanted to get rid of love handles =/
 
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Love Handles on me are fine...trust me it isn't the guy that has to worry
 
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Well I am glad that I helped you with a good ammount of those :D
 
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Ok Saru...the coincidence was funny, but now you are really getting creepy.
 
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But you love it...feel free to add to it
 
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hahah i saw we make a sticky on this
 
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ADDED a lot of bonus material...dear lord i'm sad
 
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Hey who is the sadder person that helped you :'(
 
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well i know who the inspiration is :S
 
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So did you ever finally call that girl or are you being lazy...FOLLOW MY INDEX
 

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Well what's next?


1) Release ESF 1.3 - Marriage and children D: how to deal with it.
 
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So did you ever finally call that girl or are you being lazy...FOLLOW MY INDEX
i did but like i said she wasnt home
 
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No, thats "1.3: The Final version???"
 
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THROW + FINGERLASER


"I invented this combo" ....
 
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Advanced melee Part 3: Sword size - Does it matter?

I ****ing love you
 
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New one


Chakra-X - man love on the forums - Priceless
 
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25. BIG BANG: Not what she thinks
26. Final flash: How to bring closure to a relationship
I like it. :laff:
 

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