# Proof that women are evil! o/

#### Jesus

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First we state that women require time and money:

Women = Time X Money

And as we all know âtime is moneyâ

Time = Money

Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get:

Women = Money X Money

Women = (Money)2

And because âmoney is the root of all evilâ we therefore can state:

Money = (Evil)1/2

And Since

(Money)2 = Women

Then (Money)2 = Evil

And we are forced to conclude by substituting "women" for "(money)2" from above that:

Women = Evil

#### SailorAlea

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That's really old, and it doesn't make sense,

because whoever wrote it is an ignorant twit who didn't realize the FULL quote is "LOVE of Money is the Root of all Evil."

#### Jesus

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female propoganda >_>

#### Chakra-X

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Lol still funny

But if there were no more girls, I'd refuse to live any longer.

#### frsrblch

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I coulda told you that without the algebra.

#### Optimus Prime

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That and, the quote is clearly "Love of money is the <b>root</b> of all evil".

Not, "Love of money is the <b>square-root</b> of all evil."

That equation is fundamentally flawed, because you can't assume <u>root = square root</u>. Since you can practically find the nth (n being any natural number) root of any number (i.e first root of 9 = 9, second root (square root) of 9 = 3, third root of nine = 2.08... etc).

The guy who made up that joke should get some applause for a good try at being original, but technically speaking, the theory itself is flawed.

#### wheres_

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I've seen this before, its funny but without my wubbles there would be no happy time.

#### Skiwan

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.... makes so much sense now

#### Valeska

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my gf doesnt care about the money, even wenn i life in a big house, she doenst really care...

#### Jesus

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of course thas what they want you to think, otherwise they would never get a boyfriend >_>

#### Revival

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Yes, very true.

Timothy 6:10
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

#### SSJ Toast

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forget about money, guys wouldnt be going through all that trouble if women didnt have p*****s, so p***y is the root of all evil, lifes most dangerous temptation, p***y is so bad that it can make you litterally sick, you can catch any nasty disease exposing yourself to some bad p***y, so its not the women thats evil, its whats between there legs, thats pretty much my potheaded theory

(there no swear filter on p***y)

#### Ravendust

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In light of the flaws, here's a new version.

Girls are usually girls.
Girls are also sometimes Bears.
Bears eat babies.
Eating babies is evil.
Bears (and thus girls) are evil.

#### Sicron

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Ravendust said:
In light of the flaws, here's a new version.

Girls are usually girls.
Girls are also sometimes Bears.
Bears eat babies.
Eating babies is evil.
Bears (and thus girls) are evil.
girls are bears? hmmm....i tought girls always shave any hair....bears are hairy o_o

anyway, we all know women are ev0l....but be honest, men couldnt live without em, no matter how much we want to sometimes

#### Chakra-X

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Well, unless the guy was homosexual, then he'd have a world-wide buffet...

#### DragonDude

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Heh, this is really old.

It's not too funny to begin with, especially when you try to break it apart, but it certainly does look a bit funnier if you see it scrawled onto a piece of paper as a series of equations, as if some guy spent his entire day working on it.

#### Nuttzy

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all too many women today think of it like legalized prostitution, they stay with you as long as you keep given em ****, but once you stop,... they "stop", couse this dosnt apply to all of em, just all of em ive happen to meet >_>

most notable difference between the 2 is, the actual prostitutes are cheaper lol

#### Suh Dude

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Sorry if this offends anyone, but around my area mexicans are the only one that take money away from you. It happen to my great uncle. He was making money in the movie industry's, doing stuntmen stuff. My uncle loved her, but she didn't love him back. She only took his money. Also, I kinda feel angry at her. One time my uncle sended presents for christmas for his sons, and you know what the mother did? He send them back in a crappy way. He also saw a picture of her. When he met her, she was skinny. When she saw the photo in present day. O_O.

It's all true. If you don't believe it, then you don't.

#### frsrblch

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nuttzy said:
all too many women today think of it like legalized prostitution, they stay with you as long as you keep given em ****, but once you stop,... they "stop", couse this dosnt apply to all of em, just all of em ive happen to meet >_>

most notable difference between the 2 is, the actual prostitutes are cheaper lol
No, no, no... you need to be looking for one of those women who are 'self-reliant' and or 'independant.' They usually wont let you pay for anything, which is nice because all mine never seem to put out more no matter what you get them. For a good laugh on the topic of women, I would check out Maddox, if you havent already.

...but really, who hasnt heard of Maddox?

#### Nuttzy

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frsrblch said:
No, no, no... you need to be looking for one of those women who are 'self-reliant' and or 'independant.'
sounds like a plan, its on my list of things to do after finding bigfoot, shooting the easter bunny, and catching santa claus on my roof