OMFG its a goth world!!!

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well not really but after hearing bible.com's review on pokemon things like this bring me laughter

although this in no way reflects the views of ALL christians or any if at all

this is from suposedly a chrisitan newsletter but meh its the internet

dont take it seriously just read o_O

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, andviolence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental
health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: 'I'm so gothic, I'm dead', 'woe is me', 'I'm a goth'.
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.

funneh eh?

if true, we are all goths! yea dance around :cool:
 
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Ecchi Pr0n said:
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

Were all goth... were all just going to have to admit it
 
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The thing Ecchi Pr0n posted said:
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local mental health center.
Wow, what a bunch of crap lol. Yea thats pretty funny stuff. Alot of those things are just ridiculous. Looks like whoever wrote that needs to be taken to a local mental health center.
 
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-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
damn, got me,
 
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damn im goth and didnt even know it o_O
 
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lol, that has to be the most messed up thing Ive ever read. According to that, like... almost everybody are goths :p I really hate those types of people (extremely extremely extremely religious... I mean come on... Where in the bible [any bible, in my case the Torah] does it say that if you shake your head to music, or listen to heavy metal/metal/rock/hard rock youre a satan worshipper and trying to get away from God? I mean come on! Really!
 
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Ecchi Pr0n said:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Complains of boredom.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
OMG I AM SATAN!!


I PLAYED KOTOR ON THE LIGHT SIDE THAT MAKES ME EVIL!!!
 
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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, andviolence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental
health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak

to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: 'I'm so gothic, I'm dead', 'woe is me', 'I'm a goth'.
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.
Damn.....if this is true then the old lady across the street from me is goth, and the garbage man.
 
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so if u wear a christian rock band shirt thats promoting satanism?
 
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OMG YOU WEAR CHRISTIAN ROCK SHIRTS

YOU ARE SATAN

SATAN

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports..
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates

I am nearly Satan himself
 
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That HAS to be a joke of some sort... If it isn't then there isn't a single soul on earth that's not a Satan worshipper/goth.
 
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I doubt it

There are quite a few christians that would believe that
 
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-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. hhmm lets see here, christain bands with tattoos's and peircings. Creed, P.O.D., 12 stones. Just a couple, funny thing, P.O.D.'s newest ablum was banned in christian stores due to cover art. o_O
Frequently wears black clothing. Um preist where all black sept there white neck things.
Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Most preist seem to be this also.
Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.
The pentagram when not turned upside down stands for the 5 things of nature.
Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
Probaly cuse it's boring!
Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Magic has nothing to do with Satan. Magic is mostly about medicine.
Complains of boredom. Cuse there's nothing to do anymore.
Is excessively awake during the night. Some ppl work midnight's, Idiots.
Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)
What you spying on yoru kids or somethign? have hidding camera's in there rooms YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
Parents suck.
Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Now that's just dumb.
Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. I really do not see how head banging to a heavy rift is satanic. o_O
Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Close minded hypocrital bastards. Wicca is about the respect of the earth and the pratice of magical healing.
 
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wow i am well over half that list lol WATCH OUT WORLD SATAN HAS ARRIVED!
 
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u lie!


quit lieing! lieing is satans work!
 

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