OMFG its a goth world!!!

[Ecchi Pr0n]

hey im uber lucifer minus 2!!!!

with that list i qualify for everyone except 2

 

[Synth]

oh and if you havent already checked it already

http://www.bible.com/answers/apokemon.html

We all know pokemon is just glorified ****(rooster) fighting

 

[Vegeta]

I curse, I listen to music, I play role-playing games, I smoke, I drink, and I watch anime.

I guess I am going to hell. =O


Sorry for ****ing living.

 

[greentaco]

well not really but after hearing bible.com's review on pokemon things like this bring me laughter

although this in no way reflects the views of ALL christians or any if at all

this is from suposedly a chrisitan newsletter but meh its the internet

dont take it seriously just read

Don't read so far into it, just read the first few lines and then go with the rest at ease. Don't make such a big deal of this, just have a laugh if you need.

 

[Silverfang]

thats just rediculous, they could atleast know what they are talking about before saying some of that stuff...

ankhs and pentagrams have nothing to do with satan...lmao

OMG IM WATCHING CABLE, IM GONNA BURN
oh know, im going to hell for playing esf!!! the game is satanic!!!
EVERYONE COMPLAINS OF BOREDOM AT SOME POINT!!!
if you want to be alone, its cause you want to talk to demons....HAHAHA
sex is part of nature, its how you reproduce....we'd die without it..

i dont want to hit on all the stupid things, thats jsut rediculous lol

Heaven must have about 5 people in it

Proverbs 22:6: "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it."

thats saying brainwash your kids to think how yo do......hahaha

 

[C VON]

well there goes my hopes of going to heaven..

 

[eaz135]

Expresses an interest in sex.

my new imaginary view of hevan = a land full of grasslands occupied by no1 but nuns

 

[Deverz]

And the pope

 

[Son Asid]

LOL I LOVE THIS STUFF MAN WHAT A LAUGH!!!

who the hell would be that stupid to actually follow some of these things... lol...

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (i like magic games)
-Takes drugs. (wehee, i am a good boy!)
-Drinks alcohol. (well... got me there)
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. (i am good there too)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (thats stupid, just because i am tired i am suddenly a satanic worshipper)
-Is excessively awake during the night. (babyes wake up at night, SATANISTS!!!)
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) (lol just because the light does so i cant see my computer screen that clear)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (i am not that social, sry god!)
-Spends large amounts of time alone. (above)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.) (lol well... maybe i worship my computer? who knows :S)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. (just because we like to hang out)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this. (lol... how stupid is that)
-Misbehaves at school. (well there the whole population just got cought!)
-Eats excessively or too little. (so all fat,tiny people is satanists! thats soo ****ing stupid!)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (lol what would the church want me to see? teletobbies, cartoon network, etc,)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (just because i dont like to play sims)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. (i am a comp geek for crist sake!)
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (lol head banging has nothing to do with satanists!)
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (lol, lol, lol, what else can i say?)
-Expresses an interest in sex. (i am a male, what can i do?)
-Masturbates (lol, that more than stupid)
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (woaw thats ****ing mean of them!!! homosexual/bisexual is a common thing today, not that i am myself)
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (yea yea, the only way to light is the church right?, nerds.. bla bla bla bla)
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: 'I'm so gothic, I'm dead', 'woe is me', 'I'm a goth'. (whats woe?)

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local mental health center. (u "whoever wrote this" really needs to go there!)

well no one and i mean NO ONE! can ever manage to keep these things... no sex, woaw.. i would die. to live in a world with these "rules" would be sick!

so all in all.... i am a satanic worshipper and needs to die/burn in hell.. cya in hell everybody

 

[TehMuffinMan]

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates

omg!! i r teh g0thszss!! i r teh satanic flogger!1!11 and because i like bewbs too... i cwies! D;

as for sekksah donces.. is the macerena against gods will? that involves some cwotch wiggleing! oh noes! D:>

 

[Abe Froman]

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

This one in particular is funny because there is no benefit of any kind of doubt given; if your child wants alone time, it's definitely because he is communing with the evil spirits.

 

[Galst Vic]

BULL****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LISTEN TO ROCK DEATH METAL AND SOME GOTH BANDS AND THERES NO ****ING WAY IM GOTH THAT'S WHY I HATE THE CHURCH MONEY EATING BASTARDS WITH THERE ****ING BULL**** TRYING TO FEED PEOPLE WITH...THIS IS WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD AND ALL THERE FREAKING BULL**** I RATHER NOT BELIEVE IN ANYTHING TO LIVE PEACEFULL THAT TO BELIEVE AND GO TO A PLACE WHERE THEY TELL ME THINGS TO FREAK OUT......LOTS OF PEOPLE DO DIFFERENT STUFF BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GOTH....GOTH IS A STUPID BELIEF IT WAS CREATED AS A STYLE OF LIFE NOT A BELIEF OF SATANISM! THE ONLY THINGS THEY WANT TO DO IS CALL ATTENTION AND TRY TO MAKE THEIR CHILDREN LITTLE ANGELS YOU CAN'T HIDE EVERYTHING FROM THEM..

 

[Son Asid]

yea... i dont actually believe in god, tho i am a christian (or whatever its called in english) but still, i hope theres some place u go after death... but after this post i am pretty sure theres something waiting for me, HELL!

 

[martinfalch]

"One of the most evil book series that children are reading at this hour are the Harry Potter books. These books are just as dangerous as the Pokemon games."

Oh my God...

 

[Shuyin]

Lol if you follow the bible your just making a HELL on earth for yourself in hope of there being some kind of "heaven" to go to -_-
These people obviously don't work if they can live life like they do :S

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

Philosophy is actually a common college course you can take. Omg college is teh devil too!

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.

Er.. i think your bible **** music would be considered "anti-social." :O

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

omfg. how many goths do you know eat Count Dracula cereal? lmao.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

Does magic the gathering count?

 

[Zentenk]

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Masturbation!!!! <- my favorite!

I listen to rock n stuff but don't consider myself goth. But I guess I am since I watch tv and am on the computer basically 24/7. I don't really listen to the words of the music like if it told me to go rape a goat... no i don't think I would.

 

[KilledWithStyle]

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (I guess the high-school band counts. After all, band is a cult)
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness..
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Expresses an interest in sex.

DAYM. Probally not as goth as some other people, but... just DAYM

There is one thing I dissagree with, though:

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Hinduism and Buddhism[/b].

Both of those are perfectly good relegions (maby one more than the other).
It sounds like this person has no life and needs to go to the outside world, and FAST.

Does magic the gathering count?

I was begining to wonder that too.

 

[Cyfore]

thats saying brainwash your kids to think how yo do......hahaha

that was unnecessary.


and on the list of goth symptoms, wtf?!?!?
pure garbage.

 

[Evil_Trunks]

haha. Nothing entertains me more than a group of fundamentalist Christians who smash all these ridiculous notions into peoples heads. If you have an interest in sex? I mean, seriously.

As if all those people writing the newsletter don't like sex they just do it for purely procreational reasons. Yeh, right.

Just another example of when fanatism within religion becomes a problem. I would specifically act like the things mentioned on the list just to see them freak out about it.

 

[Judge]

I'm pretty sure i'm not a goth...but seeing all those stuff (eg; masterbate watching tv excessively) hmm i'm beginning to doubt myself