Intelligent Falling

[Zeonix]

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_falling

Being The Supreme Optimist and Lover of All that Is, Was and Is to Come is going to be a lot harder than I thought.

 

[MC]

Then explain it to me since it seems that I'm missing the point.

 

[Zeonix]

Read Adams' post once more.

 

[L]

Gravity has different strengths of pull on different planets.
Asplain!

 

[sub]

Gravity is just a state of mind.

 

[Zeonix]

Preach on, brotherman.

 

[harSens]

funny fact:
god does not exist. Theory disproved. End of story.

But seriously .. whoever of you guys actually believe that article, don't ever talk to me again.

You're just indoctrinated by secular scientists. Evangelical Science has the answer and can back it up with quotes from the bible. All those holes in the theory of gravity clearly proofs that god exists.

 

[Chakra-X]

The sad thing is, I would not be surprised if a decent amount of people believed God is pushing us on to the Earth.

"There is only one force: His name is Jesus". I tittered

 

[Tenzo]

You're just indoctrinated by secular scientists. Evangelical Science has the answer and can back it up with quotes from the bible. All those holes in the theory of gravity clearly proofs that god exists.

Dude, i hope you're not serious.....

 

[Zeonix]

Dude, i hope you're not serious.....

As the The Supreme Optimist and Lover of All that Is, Was and Is to Come, I have no choice but to love you. However, I need you to know that I'm going to love you extra hard. I mean, you've never felt as loved as I'm going to love you.

In fact, here's a sneak peak, courtesy of the film Of Mice and Men:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Tz1AEeO3Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhsbHN_mHEQ&feature=related

 

[sub]

I'm sorry that I have to do this, but warning:warning: to Zeo for threatening ssj_paul. Granted, when Paul reads that, he might not realize that you were threatening him, warning to you nonetheless.

 

[Zeonix]

Whoa whoa whoa. Threatening bodily harm under the guise of tough love is hardly an insult, and there definitely isn't a law against murder.

 

[sub]

Upon further review, I'll allow it. Carry on my wayward son.

 

[Zeonix]

I resent being called wayward, but I bow before your decision for you are a fair and wise judicator. May your harvest be plentiful and your wife wet.

 

[sub]

Zeo, you don't have to rub in the fact that your having an affair with my wife. That's just mean.

 

[Zeonix]

I meant nothing by it, Judicator. I just think maybe you should spend a little more time with her. It's starting to feel like I'm her husband, and I certainly didn't sign up for a little adultery just so I could feel married, you know? Do me a solid.

 

[sub]

Alright, now I feel kind of bad about ****ing Maynard over the weekend.

 

[Zeonix]

It was my idea, you big silly. Everyone deserves a taste of Maynard.

 

[Deman]

Isn't it pretty much well known over the internet now that the Onion is satire?

 

[Zeonix]

I wish I had as much faith in humanity as you, G.