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No. I haven't. Is it any good?
Oh hey, I have a joke for you, but it isn't a blonde joke.
There's an average joe, a fastfood restaurant owner, and a lawyer, and they're all showing off their dogs.
The Joe says, "Look at what my dog can do. Fido, fetch the paper." The dog got the paper, and returned with it neatly folded.
"That's nothing." Says the restaurant owner. "Ronald, make a BicMac." The dog fixed the french fries, hamburger, and soda, and brought it to them.
"Well, look at what SUE can do." Said the lawyer. The dog ate the burger, shredded the newspaper, and then sued for $5,000,000, claiming that the burger made him fat, and he got a disease from the newspaper.
~~~
Jesus and Devil get into a war, and decide to show off each others computer skills. They both get work, typing up memoes, writing faxes, e-mails, and making webpages. Then a thunderstorm hits, and the computers crash. Satan loads up his computer, and cries out in angst, "It's all gone! Everything is gone!" Jesus turns on his computer, and gets back to work.
The devil is stunned.
"How did he do that? He's cheating!"
God just shrugs and says, "Jesus saves."
~~~
*bows down* okay, exit, stage left. I'm out for the night.
Oh hey, I have a joke for you, but it isn't a blonde joke.
There's an average joe, a fastfood restaurant owner, and a lawyer, and they're all showing off their dogs.
The Joe says, "Look at what my dog can do. Fido, fetch the paper." The dog got the paper, and returned with it neatly folded.
"That's nothing." Says the restaurant owner. "Ronald, make a BicMac." The dog fixed the french fries, hamburger, and soda, and brought it to them.
"Well, look at what SUE can do." Said the lawyer. The dog ate the burger, shredded the newspaper, and then sued for $5,000,000, claiming that the burger made him fat, and he got a disease from the newspaper.
~~~
Jesus and Devil get into a war, and decide to show off each others computer skills. They both get work, typing up memoes, writing faxes, e-mails, and making webpages. Then a thunderstorm hits, and the computers crash. Satan loads up his computer, and cries out in angst, "It's all gone! Everything is gone!" Jesus turns on his computer, and gets back to work.
The devil is stunned.
"How did he do that? He's cheating!"
God just shrugs and says, "Jesus saves."
~~~
*bows down* okay, exit, stage left. I'm out for the night.