i'm bored, anyone wanna talk

[Mister Satan]

thats a shame ill look into this thing you earthlings call kareoke...Ops...i ment im welsh not alien...dum de dum de dum

 

[Snow]

Got my PERMIT TODAY!!!!!

 

[Ryoko]

Permit? Driving lisence?
I have my provisional one

 

[Goku_Son_1]

Hello Mister Satan, did you enjoy your trip to the mad house er, school?

Heres some more kareoke, for Ryoko:

Ryoko: When you go fishing you catch a boot or some other trash
When you play at cards you lose all your cash
You're so pathetic you never win and you never will
Not the kind of gril who'd make any guy feel a thrill

I'm sorry you'll never be a goddess like me
Set aside this is how it's got to be

I'll get the guy, yes I'm the one who will always win the day
I'm strong and I am beautiful, what more can I say?
I'll get the guy, he'll hold me close
To the very end of time
When you lose how you will moan and cry
'Cause the guy will be mine

Aieka (spelling on her name please): While you've been braggin'
I had to laugh at you're silly boasts
Clearyly I'm the one that he loves the most
Because I'm gantle and I am refind like you'll never be
I have won his heart
I's a prize you won't steal form me

Forget it your words won't mean a thing in the end
He'd be glad not to see your face again

I'll get the guy
Each time i try in a sweet and and quiet way
I'm a queen and you're a hopeless fool
That's all I can say
I'll get the guy
There's so much love he and I were meant to find
You can stay with all the other girls
'Cause the guy will be mine

Both: I'll get the guy, yes I'm the one
Aieka: whadda you mean?
Ryoko: What'cha talking about?
*both start arguing and insulting each other*
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I also found this one on the internet, disturbing isn't it?

 

[Mister Satan]

very much so

 

[Vegeta's Briefs]

Hello Mister Satan! Good morning! Boy, after a day of being a real *******, I feel much better now. Lol, I realize how I phrased that, and I'm not feeling better BECAUSE I was an assholse, I'm just feeling better o_o.

Anyone want another riddle?

 

[Mister Satan]

hello when were you being a *******?

yay riddles!!!

 

[Vegeta's Briefs]

yes, I was...read the other topics...

riddles:

1. If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?

2. I'm one of five, I'm not alive.
The one who sent me forth became king,
The one who received me died.
What am I?

 

[Ryoko]

Goku_Son_1

I have that Tenchi mp3, its called:

Tenchi Muyo - Up-walk in Galaxy
and Ryoko and Ayeka sing it Its a good song.

 

[GhostfaceKillah]

Originally posted by Vegeta's Briefs
yes, I was...read the other topics...

riddles:

1. If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?

2. I'm one of five, I'm not alive.
The one who sent me forth became king,
The one who received me died.
What am I?

1. are the coins foreign?

2. ;/ ;/ ;/

 

[Mister Satan]

im sorry V.B my brains on off at the moment....*drools*............................

 

[Majin_You]

Well, the answer to #1 is a dime and a quarter. ONE of the coins is not a dime, doesn't mean the other one can't be.

 

[Goku_Son_1]

Originally posted by Ryoko
Goku_Son_1

I have that Tenchi mp3, its called:

Tenchi Muyo - Up-walk in Galaxy
and Ryoko and Ayeka sing it Its a good song.

I know Ryoko and Ayeka (thankx for telling me how to spell her name) sing it, I heard it on the internet looking up Tenchi Muyo pics, sounded like one you'd enjoy (mainly because of Ryoko). I'm looking up more songs and yadda yadda, so you might wanna stay out of this post for awhile, lol.

 

[Vegeta's Briefs]

Originally posted by Majin_You
Well, the answer to #1 is a dime and a quarter. ONE of the coins is not a dime, doesn't mean the other one can't be.

Smarty pants, took my best one
I have something for you, it's from Reader's Digest:
The philosophy professor teaching a course my friend was taking warned the class he was going to give them a test. When the day came, he entered the classroom, wordlessly placed his chair on the table and, turning to the blackboard, wrote, "prove to me this chair does no exist."

Most of the nervous students began intently scribbling out long dissertations. But one member of the class just wrote down two words, and then handed his paper to the teacher.

The professor had to smile when he read the student's answer: "What chair?"
~~~~
Sounds like something I'd say o_o

 

[Mister Satan]

lol i would prob put down something like..."eh? thats a chair...well that explains why my egg didnt cook this morring"

 

[Eon]

hey VB! i think i know #2! is it dead?

 

[Virtigo Seven]

Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnate woman? (sp suks, i no)

 

[Vegeta's Briefs]

Originally posted by Magus
hey VB! i think i know #2! is it dead?

Sorry Maggy, you got it wrong.

P.O.D "The Messenjah"

I message, written in rhyme, prophetic
Teachers amongst the skeptics and guiding the misdirected
Infected with their lies and their alibis
With their third eye blind, out of line, they try to prophesy
I and I unfold the mysteries told
From the futuristic realms to the days of old
Make straight through the path of the one voice calling
Truth shines, back again two times in the Second Coming

I am the Messenjah.
I am the Messenjah!
I am the Messenjah.
I am the Messenjah!

This I pledge, and I'll take it to my death
I'll lay my life down for you and die over again
I and I, I'm not ashamed of the Most High
Even if I die tonight, if I die tonight
This I pledge, and I'll take it to my death
You can bet your life on my words and everything I said
You can't take away my love for this sacrifice
Even if I die tonight, if I die tonight

True king descendant, master to the apprentice
Pleased to release and reveal in me His presence
Forever blessed, I believe if Jah said it
The word of life came alive in the scriptures - I read it
All hail, we prevail, the Tribes of Israel, flow through ya
We pursue the conquering lion of the Tribe of Judah
Don't let 'em fool ya, before this, the foolish get rushed
So don't slip, you never knew us

I am the messenjah.
I am the messenjah!
I am the messenjah.
I am the messenjah!

This I pledge, and I'll take it to my death
I'll lay my life down for you and die over again
I and I, I'm not ashamed of the Most High
Even if I die tonight, if I die tonight
This I pledge, and I'll take it to my death
You can bet your life on my words and everything I said
You can't take away my love for this sacrifice
Even if I die tonight, if I die tonight

 

[Biggs]

Wow this thread sure is getting big, guess that means its time to close it eh mods?

 

[Goku_Son_1]

NO it's not. I like your dancing sig Biggs.