It is a bright and sunny day as Brim walks down the street. He is on his way to meet his girlfriend for dinner and a movie when he hears a sudden noise while passing the local mental hospital. Intrigued by his curiosity Brim takes the time to check out what was the commotion.
Upon entering the mental ward, Brim beholds none other than the Naruto stealing ******* Humpie, pewping all over the place and letting the mentally ill children play with it.
"Hey!" exclaimed Brim, "What the **** do you think you're doing?" "These kids are mentally handicapped and you're just ****ting everywhere letting them get it all over themselves?"
"It's not ****," retorted Humpie "It's pewp"
With that Humpie lunges at Brim out of nowhere reaching for his throat. Taken off guard, Brim barely gets his arms up in time to protect his throat. Grasping Humpie's forearm with his hands, Brim positions one foot next to the other in a spinning motion, turning himself round and round spinning Humpie with him.
"Let go of me you *******" exclaimed Humpie, but before he could realize that he had made a mistake, Brim released Humpie sending him flying across the room, through the wall, and onto the bed of a drooling retard.
"DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR" said the retard as he drooled all over Humpie.
Noticing that the retard was in fact Kaigeta, Humpie told Brim to wait a moment. Knowing the situation, Brim abliged to Humpies request and waited. Humpie picked up Kaigeta, cussed him out for drooling on him, and kicked him out the window.
"Now that that's taken care of, let's get down to business"
Humpie picked up the bed in which the retard Kaigeta was lying before. Hurling it with all his strength, Humpie crushed Brim against the opposite wall with the bed. Feeling his ribs crackle, Brim knew that he had to do something quickly, or else he wouldnt last much longer. After thinking frantically of what to do, Brim smashed his elbows against the wall to which he was being pinned. Crushing the wall to dust, Brim fell to the ground, allowing his ribs to rest.
Not wasting any time, Humpie tossed the bed aside and walked next to where Brim was lying. Feeling a bit overconfident Humpie placed his foot onto Brim's ribs and pressed down.
"That's gotta hurt worse than when you looked into a mirror for the first time."
Knowing that Humpie had let his guard down, Brim made his move. Grabbing Humpie's foot, Brim twisted Humpie's ankle 180 degrees. Feeling his ankle snap in two, Humpie let out a loud moan of pain.
"YOU ****ER!"
Moving quickly, Brim got up and got behind Humpie and seized him. Placing his best bear hug on Humpie, Brim ran through the glass door adjacent to him with Humpie taking all the damage. Just outside of the mental ward, Humpie managed to bite Brim on the hand, loosening his grasp.
Taking the opportunity to be released, Humpie slid down beneath Brim's arms and gave Brim a leg sweep. Hopping back a few steps on his bad ankle, Humpie turned to face the slowly rising Brim.
"If that's your best, you're in for a ride" said Brim
"Even with this bummed ankle I'll be more than enough to make sure you never make that date tonight"
Squaring off, the two fighters faced each other, ready for another charge...