How to get laid... and also how not...

[MF29]

The only time girls like me is when I don't like them.

It angers me that every girl I take interest in, doesn't take interest in me.

You shouldn't worry about it though, no pain no gain.

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

QFT! I'm one of those wheelchair bound kids....(Well not a kid, I'm 22) and letme tell you, you got it easy when you asked here out. Last time I asked someone out they burst out laughing saying "The cripple wants to date me??!!"

/end rant

Not to be an ass or anything, but my brother has Becker's Muscular Dystrophy (since his birth) and has been in a wheelchair since he was 18, he's 26 now and enjoying a relationship with a healthy (and might I say pretty good looking) girl for nearly 5 years now.

A friend of him is also bound to a wheelchair (dunno for sure what he has, but he can't move anything, can't even scratch his nose if it's itchy), and he maried last summer to a healthy (and might I say a pretty damn ugly) girl, after dating for 4 years.

 

[Keiha]

I started a relationship with a girl, quite possibly the best thing to happen to me. I treated her like gold and she used to say I was the nicest guy she'd ever met. I could honestly say I was the happiest person I knew at that time.


Weeks later? Decided to take her abusive ex-boyfriend back. Go-figure.

Conclusion? 3 Year old crappy relationship > Month worth of perfect relationship

 

[Hitokiri]

Ahah.

And here, gentlemen, we come upon a very interesting recurring phenomenon regarding women known to some scientists as the Inverse ***hole Relationship Law.

You see it's common knowledge that most women from age 13 to 30 feed on ***holes. They think it's manly, and dangerous, and women like danger. Studies have proven that women would date a pile of broken glass, if only it could pretend to listen to them ramble while it watched the game. This affinity is also likely caused by their innate and perhaps even subconscious attraction to "drama." Drama feeds and satiates women in some unseen and near-bottomless organ that scientists speculate might exist in hyperspace.

[/misogyny]

Oh but it's all case-by-case and we shan't stereotype an entire sex etc. etc... some examples just tend to be recurring. I think the point is there are good ones, and any one that makes those sort of judgement calls probably isn't worth your time.

 

[Dokutayuu]

QFT! I'm one of those wheelchair bound kids....(Well not a kid, I'm 22) and letme tell you, you got it easy when you asked here out. Last time I asked someone out they burst out laughing saying "The cripple wants to date me??!!"

/end rant

That is just mean. I'd like to give them a piece of my mind. I really do sympathize with you and hope in future you won't be judged for the handicaps you have as it is the person inside that counts and not the dead skin cells on the outside.

Anyways, music wise listen to the Jam. They always make me feel great...er (I tend not to get sad usually) especially "A Town Called Malice". Sign these liability papers so if you commit suicide I don't get in trouble :laff:

Hotorki. I believe Chang Wu Fei would agree with you.

 

[FreeDoM]

She doesn't like you, QQ.

 

[Almighty_Gir]

Those that are wheel-chair bound, are just as capable as everyone else.

er... not really, but i know what you're saying.

anyone who laughs at someone in a wheelchair should be snapped in half to show how it feels. although, people in wheelchairs here, think the world owes them something =/

 

[Killface]

14?! oh come on dude you're just starting, get over it and finish puberty so you can get some ass. And don't be a nice guy, that's way too easy, be an ass hole, it works trust me.

Works for me, I'm ****ing full of myself and it helps a lot.

Self Confidence = win.

Thats true... i learned this the hard way. Being the nice guy never works. You either need to be really laid back and not care about anything, be very funny, or be a complete ****head.

Nice guys indeed finish last.

 

[Andy011]

Okay so right now i feel really really worthless and like i want to bash someone to a pulp. Right so about a week or so ago i asked this chick out i had the whole speech everything and since i never really done this before i spent like 3 hours getting all the info on how to do this **** then what does she say to me "awww im gonna have to say no cause i want to stay friends sorry" and then at that point i honestly felt like running away crying and making a massive fool out of me so then she hugs me and goes off about her day i just kind of stood there and gatherd my thoughts riped a few tears away and went back to me day. But this probabley hurt more cause my friends were so sure so would say yes and i was too cause i was hoping for once just once in my ****ty life the cards would play my way well nope not this time. So there i was sitting there in class watching a stupid ****en documentary feeling really pissed and if anyone came near me i was gonna bite there head off so to speak. This day was right up there for the ****test day. Now i can't stop thinking about this chick no matter what i think about somehow its her and i can't get over it and i think im dreaming about it and its pissing me off. To make matters worse everything i see or here is mocking me and has people in love in it. I really hate this and want to get over it and stop being so melodramatic as i was at school. I really need reasurrence my life aint so ****.

I went worse... trust me. I thought I fell in love when it was merely obsession. She rejected me, (TWICE) I fell in a depression, my self-esteem hit rock-bottom, I kept failing courses and, finally, I suffered a minor convulsion.

But the funny thing is that I am currently capable of looking back and laugh about it. It's all experience man, no matter how much it hurts. Learning from mistakes. Learning to read chicks, mess around with them.

Joke with them, hang around, go to a disco, stop being shy.

 

[Dokutayuu]

Meh. Personally I don't really get into that stuff but I'd say don't be completely standard and normal.

If you want to be liked you've got to have a reason other than "he's ok", like Magus says, you can't be the male version of the Wallflower.

*Music talent works (only if you're good and like "modern" music apparently, whats wrong with the 70s?)
*As does sporting skill.
*Working with intellect alone doesn't work and you fall into the "nerd" genre so you've got to pair it with something.
*Hair is a good one. Don't have a hair cut for a year and look like the male version of Goldilocks and you'll be seen (however, from personal experience it gets some teachers observing your hair also XD)
*Comedy, good jokes at the right time work well. Too often and you just become an attention seeker and they all hate you (everyone...)
*If you're after a certain person in a certain social class, a match is helpful (however, a friend was too emo and was rejected)

All this has been gathered from cleverly observing other people's failures and wins for when the time is right...

 

[-Origin]

There are no set rules on how to get someone to like you. It's that simple. Different people are attracted to different things, and don't go changing yourself just so someone else can be interested in you. Be yourself so you know that whoever is attracted to you does so because of who you naturally are.

 

[Andy011]

*Comedy, good jokes at the right time work well. Too often and you just become an attention seeker and they all hate you (everyone...)

Seconded. Relax, sit back and have fun with them. Don't go all "Erm.. well.. I er... uhm... would you er... *wipes sweat from forehead* go ... go out with me?"

NEVER do that. Relax and stop being shy.

I know you didn't ask her out, but rather told her your feelings. But it's just an example, typical with shy guys (like I used to be).

Still, don't confuse this with "I really like you (without fully knowing you)". Get to know her, get with her sync, offer your shoulder to cry on, be a friend. Slowly, emotions will start to grow and get stronger. Don't overdo it though, because another "I see you as a friend" crap will happen if you do.

Kindness and gentleman-ish behaviour was modern 50 years ago. Now, it's time to socialize like an average teenager does. Be kind, yes, but also be a bit vulgar when it comes to humour, for example.

REMEMBER, I SAID A BIT. Don't start swearing and cussing all around, be subtle.

Hope I helped a bit... D:

 

[Alkon]

Oh no dude i did ask her out and i was very nervous about but i tried my hardest not to show it, It was harder not to cry. I always be myself. Dammit why do nice guys have to finish last im nice to practically everyone and rarely do bad things. Thats pretty **** if i have to be a complete ass to get a girl.

 

[Alkon]

UPDATE!!!!!! Back at school again glad to see my buddies but gosh i feel like an idiot i completly ignored her i walked right past her and had my head down! then today i was sitting in class comtemplating things and she came over before when people were there but they went it was just me and her i looked straight forward didn't say anything then shes like hey and then i did that cool gangsta thing when you nod and then shes like you right? and i noded then she sat there for a sec and went. God all i could think about was the hug my mind is mocking me!!!!

 

[Kaination]

UPDATE!!!!!! Back at school again glad to see my buddies but gosh i feel like an idiot i completly ignored her i walked right past her and had my head down! then today i was sitting in class comtemplating things and she came over before when people were there but they went it was just me and her i looked straight forward didn't say anything then shes like hey and then i did that cool gangsta thing when you nod and then shes like you right? and i noded then she sat there for a sec and went. God all i could think about was the hug my mind is mocking me!!!!

Rule #1: Don't be an ass to the girl that rejected you.

Never do that thing where you completely ignore her. If you were friends and she rejected you, why not just continue being friends?

Thats what I usually do. It's only awkward the day after, but after that should be dandy.

 

[PiXel]

Rule #1: Don't be an ass to the girl that rejected you.

why not? you wouldnt even talk in anyway, maybe sometime later. And she rejected you, you still deserve her?

wrong rule in my opinion, you cant make the girl think it was alright what she has done.

alkon, you acted normaly.

 

[frsrblch]

Ah... to be 14 again, and take every little thing seriously. This ones clearly not biting, so reel in the line and cast again. Compared to the curb stompings life likes to give us from time to time, this is just a little shot to the kidney, so don't dwell on it too much (though, if I remember being 14 right, you'll still be preoccupied with this a month from now).

With the next object of your undying affection, try make eye contact first, rather than the direct approach. Add a shy smile and a note or two (do kids still do that these days?), and you can get a good gauge of whether she's interested in you.

That's all the advice I'm going to dispense for the moment... dating never was my forte. I'm really more of a drunken fling kind of guy, making up for some social awkwardness with a healthy dose vodka and the ability to dance well enough to impress drunk girls. Oh, one more pointer: pay attention during the dance component of gym, especially the swing dance part.

 

[[S]]

Okay so right now i feel really really worthless and like i want to bash someone to a pulp. Right so about a week or so ago i asked this chick out i had the whole speech everything and since i never really done this before i spent like 3 hours getting all the info on how to do this **** then what does she say to me "awww im gonna have to say no cause i want to stay friends sorry" and then at that point i honestly felt like running away crying and making a massive fool out of me so then she hugs me and goes off about her day i just kind of stood there and gatherd my thoughts riped a few tears away and went back to me day. But this probabley hurt more cause my friends were so sure so would say yes and i was too cause i was hoping for once just once in my ****ty life the cards would play my way well nope not this time. So there i was sitting there in class watching a stupid ****en documentary feeling really pissed and if anyone came near me i was gonna bite there head off so to speak. This day was right up there for the ****test day. Now i can't stop thinking about this chick no matter what i think about somehow its her and i can't get over it and i think im dreaming about it and its pissing me off. To make matters worse everything i see or here is mocking me and has people in love in it. I really hate this and want to get over it and stop being so melodramatic as i was at school. I really need reasurrence my life aint so ****.

There is only one thing that you can do now since your life is pretty much complete.

Go to a pawn shop buy 2 revolvers. Head down to an institute of higher learning try and take as many people down with you as you can before you off yourself. Make a video before step 2 blaming the girl for it and send it to NBC and all your problems will take care of themselves.

 

[Barney]

There is only one thing that you can do now since your life is pretty much complete.

Go to a pawn shop buy 2 revolvers. Head down to an institute of higher learning try and take as many people down with you as you can before you off yourself. Make a video before step 2 blaming the girl for it and send it to NBC and all your problems will take care of themselves.

yea that's umm not funny...

 

[Synth]

There is only one thing that you can do now since your life is pretty much complete.

Go to a pawn shop buy 2 revolvers. Head down to an institute of higher learning try and take as many people down with you as you can before you off yourself. Make a video before step 2 blaming the girl for it and send it to NBC and all your problems will take care of themselves.

I hope you're joking.