How do you want to die? Without options.

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Not being shown love in my life, there is only one person who... no make that two who i would give my life away to. My mother, and another one who will forever remain nameless, on this board that is. I would like my death to mean something. Rather it's jumping in front of a car to push a child out the way, or taking a bullet for someone I truley love.

But all in all, i would like to die while saving the world... but that will never happen.
 
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With all the angry tendancy's I have, My ultimate death would be getting rid of them by going on a rampage, or going postal as it were ending by being taken down by swat or the army :p

Something less violent would be probally saving someone I love, Or going in my sleep.
 
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All of you who said "going in my sleep", how would you know that you're dead then?

All of a sudden, you're dreaming but fall into a black void, or magically appear in heaven. It'd be wierd wouldn't it?
 
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Who knows what death is really like. There's no real way to prove what it's like on the otherside
 
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Hmmm mine is more ev0l! and sinister

i will simply kill myself . . .
but after i slay 100 of the most strongest men
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*edit*surprise sex*edit* 100 of the most hottest women
 
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i have 3

1) to die like dave lister (was told how he die's in Red Dwarf) dieing at a 120 while taking a bra with his teeth.(unlikey)
2) to die like butch casady and the sundance kid at the end of their movie when they where surrounded by the emeny e.g. go out guns blazing. (unlikey)
3) die in my sleep at 89.(most likey)
 
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are u guys suicidal or sumthing....you shouldnt be thinking of death...think about life...think about.....errrr...things....>.<

hmmm...pooping so hard that my head blows off would be nice =p
 

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Ok, I thought this out and given the choices this is what I thought of.

I want to get a bigass rope, one almost as big as the Empire state building, so I can hang from it.

I get a wetsuit, and I fill it with candy, but slightly cut open the wetsuit so some candy can fall out.

I'll hang myself, and at the base of the building there are children with a stick, they'll beat my carcass and the candy will come out and they'll be all "YAYYY!!!"

:D
 

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I wanna die in a big gun fight where I will take alot of people with me, like Hitokiri's sig.
or just die old in my bed
 
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Magus said:
Ok, I thought this out and given the choices this is what I thought of.

I want to get a bigass rope, one almost as big as the Empire state building, so I can hang from it.

I get a wetsuit, and I fill it with candy, but slightly cut open the wetsuit so some candy can fall out.

I'll hang myself, and at the base of the building there are children with a stick, they'll beat my carcass and the candy will come out and they'll be all "YAYYY!!!"

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Ya but then the candy would be covered in blood and smell :scared:
 
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But it wont taste like candy juice... or smell like it... besides if you jump from the roof of the empire state with the rope attached to your neck as soon as the rope ends your head will go flying off and your body will detach and drop to the floor...
 

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Umm...er...QUIT ATTACKING MY PLAN OF DEATH IT IS FOOLPROOF GODDAMMIT >_< !!!
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anyways back to the original topic and not mine >_<
 
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personally i dont know how you can talk or "plan" your own death, i think you all are twisted on taking the piss out of death, death is not a great thing and should not be talked about!
you all probably thinking, hanging yourself etc is funny, but just remember, you can laugh, but do you have the balls to go through with it? not many people can, most people stop when the rope is around there neck, realising they are stupid, then the next day will be teh best day of there life (work that one out!)

just my opinion

but just for the record, if i had to choose anyway i would die, i would perfer it to be in my sleep, the leasty painful way!
 
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@Magus - teehee, you lose o_o

I changed my mind about my death. Before I jump off of the building, I wanna do a **** load of drugs so I could see trippy **** on my way to the bottom. Wow, ****, Imagine jumping totally stoned/wasted off of a plane... all the **** you'd see :p

I should stop giving myself ideas.
 
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Id wanna be blown up or something like that.
Then i dont have to worry about Prozac \o/
 
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If proz can find your butt afterwards your doomed forever :p
 
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I want to die saving the life of a child (or multiple people).
Or sacrifice myself to bring about Utopia. Id like the capital to be named after me if the utopia thing happens. "Welcome to Zeonix".
 

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