[GOLD] There Can Be Only One.

[DJ-Ready]

so .. you got beaten up by an m&m?
Thats so funny xD

 

[Chakra-X]

I don't like M&Ms

=|

Gummi Bears are where it's at.

 

[Deman]

While this is indeed copypasta, it is delicious high quality copypasta

 

[KidMan]

So after this bloody tournament, the winner was one mutated, brown M&M. It had a smaller, harder bump on it, probably extra candy coating or chocolate. I feel sick after eating all of those losers, since thats the only thing I've had since breakfast.

Now, should I send the winner back to the company?

 

[[S]]

http://forums.appleinsider.com/showthread.php?t=45316

I laughed the first time I saw it.

Why is Kidboy still pretending as if he got the 1/2 pound bag when it's obvious he stole this?

Let's play a forum game! Which of the two sentences is how I really feel:

I like how distinctly different the original writing style and the follow-up are.

No I don't.

While this is indeed copypasta, it is delicious high quality copypasta

Why are you still going on about this you don't have half a pound of anything. i doubt M&M goes around sending everyone a bag of m&ms everytime they get a single M&M.

We're onto you just quit now...

 

[Eon]

OH MY GOD ITS TERRIBLE HE SHOULD STOP OMG


I'M CRYING SO BAD


I'M HATING YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW KIDBOY


I'M HATING THE **** OUT OF YOU

 

[Killface]

Why are you still going on about this you don't have half a pound of anything. i doubt M&M goes around sending everyone a bag of m&ms everytime they get a single M&M.

We're onto you just quit now...

He's just messin around man... chill out.

And Mars makes M&M's, not the M&M company. =P

 

[Eon]

Commence to 's paragraph sized counter argument on why you're wrong, homosexual, and unintellgietn, as well as any others who disagree.


in 3..2...

well...at least when my statement of similar nature is done...I'm working on it..

 

[[S]]

What can i say i don't enjoy it when people try and pass of other peoples idea of as their own.

Oh why don't i just say the company the mars family owns then since instead of being specific we're trying to generalize things.

Edit - I fail to see where exactly i said the M&M company

 

[Zeonix]

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

 

[Killface]

Why are you still going on about this you don't have half a pound of anything. i doubt M&M goes around sending everyone a bag of m&ms everytime they get a single M&M.

I fail to see where exactly i said the M&M company

There ya go...

 

[Deman]

Why are you still going on about this you don't have half a pound of anything. i doubt M&M goes around sending everyone a bag of m&ms everytime they get a single M&M.

We're onto you just quit now...

I sense a lot of sarcasm and bile in this statement. Good. Why don't we go and speak about this matter privately, I can show you what brand new worlds are open to you when you possess such qualities.

 

[Zeonix]

Darkwing Duck. Better watch out you bad boys ()! Darkwing Duck! Let's get dangerous!

 

[Avenger]

I see ruining people's fun and repeating what's been said has come back in fashion. Whoop. Me, I thought it was brilliant, although 's repeated *****ing kind of sucked the fun out of it. Wasn't any less brilliant when it turned out it was fake, and that Magus fell for it (so did I, but that's not a surprise) : P

 

[Zeonix]

Lately I've been thinking about seceding from our government, and I wrote up a little something something. Let me know how it sounds so far:

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's Zeus entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator [Zeus] with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of my room; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of America is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

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And then I'm going to make a list of grievances and follow it up with whatever comes to mind.

 

[[S]]

There ya go...

I believe he was sending it to "M&M Mars, A Division of Mars" hence why i said M&M

There you go big guy don't quit your day job and stick to lifting weights not everyone is cut out for this reading stuff.

I see ruining people's fun and repeating what's been said has come back in fashion. Whoop. Me, I thought it was brilliant, although 's repeated *****ing kind of sucked the fun out of it. Wasn't any less brilliant when it turned out it was fake, and that Magus fell for it (so did I, but that's not a surprise) : P

Sorta like how you manage to ruin every thread by arguing with Vox Dei and never really winning?

As i said it's funny if it's original the fact that he's taking something stolen so far has long since stopped being funny and is now borderline sad.

I sense a lot of sarcasm and bile in this statement. Good. Why don't we go and speak about this matter privately, I can show you what brand new worlds are open to you when you possess such qualities.

Me love you long time <3

 

[Killface]

I believe he was sending it to "M&M Mars, A Division of Mars" hence why i said M&M

There you go big guy don't quit your day job and stick to lifting weights not everyone is cut out for this reading stuff.

Wow.. big words from a big man. Reading doesn't have anything to do with why i assumed that you were referring to M&M being its own company. It was an assumption, thats all.

 

[Spunky]

ruins the thread! Hooray!

Guess what? We established that he didn't come up with the idea. Now here comes the shocker: it's still funny!

 

[Avenger]

I think he needs a hug. And maybe some M&Ms.

 

[[S]]

ruins the thread! Hooray!

Guess what? We established that he didn't come up with the idea. Now here comes the shocker: it's still funny!

Ahh i see we have another person on the can't read bandwagon.Assuming just makes an ass out of you now doesn't it?

I never said the initial idea wasn't funny but here comes the shocker: My problem is he's making this story up as he goes along since M&M never really sent him a bag so he staged the whole competition or went and bought a bag of M&Ms himself which makes it sad.