[GOLD] There Can Be Only One.

[frsrblch]

This is so awesome I'm speechless. And hungry.

 

[DJ-Ready]

Made me lol.
Great thread

 

[Zeonix]

I have bad news, guys. I was walking down the street, and like, a bull raped The Nix. She...she didn't survive the assault.

That said, I'm a free agent now. I need a religion or belief system or something to fight for. Recruit me, guys.

 

[Killface]

The church of the giant spaghetti monster is still up for grabs.

 

[Zeonix]

I'm not willing to go the Atheist route. They're not hardcore enough.

 

[Eon]

Church of cheese.

They like cheese and are tolerant to all cheeses, old or new.

 

[Kaination]

Just make sure someone doesn't mistakenly go give you a JawBreaker instead of a M&M.

You're fingers will bleed. With that blood hardened, the JawBreaker will become stronger and stronger. Eventually it'll have enough of your blood to become a new organism in life, and it will reign as undestructable force of nature.

Do not piss off the Lima beans either, they're not very trust worthy.

And Kidboy, get on aim, we must discuss issues of matter importance T_T

 

[KidMan]

Lol, I'm surprised no one think I will do this. Like I said, there can be only one and I have a 1/2 bag of M&M's by my side and my bong. I shall begin at 2:15 p.m pacific standard time. The contest will continue until there is only one.

I believe the Red M&M's will be the superior one among the rest. That is unless, I get a mutated brown one.

 

[Zeonix]

The blue M&Ms win every time. The Blue-blooded M&Ms control the media, make the laws and have 90% of our wealth.

 

[PiXel]

black m&m's ftw!. i mean when you suck out the color of every M&M's the natural Color is black ;O

I win!

 

[Zeonix]

Uh...I don't know how old your M&Ms are but they're made of chocolate, and are brown.

 

[Eon]

yea brown m&ms were around at the same time 7up had that little red guy with sunglasses making squeak noises and ****.

 

[[S]]

Why is Kidboy still pretending as if he got the 1/2 pound bag when it's obvious he stole this?

 

[Eon]

Why is Kidboy still pretending as if he got the 1/2 pound bag when it's obvious he stole this?

That's not the point.

This is genetic enhancement in chocolate filled candy we're discussing, lives are at stake. GET WITH THE PROGRAM

 

[[S]]

my skittles kick your m&ms' ass...

 

[Eon]

my skittles kick your m&ms' ass...

your skittles ain't got **** on my shock tarts.

 

[-Origin]

Skittles are little sugar clusterbombs -.-

 

[Zeonix]

Warheads.

They bring you closer to God than heroin.

 

[KidMan]

I am more then half way done. I have some news to report.

Half an hour into the Tournament and things were looking good. A dominant species of Red was holding it's own from round one. It was now up against a formidable brown specimen. Having defeated many in the past, the tough Red showed no ounce of fear. Suddenly the champion cracked and splintered into deadly pieces that shot into my unprotected eye, thus causing me to jerk in pain. Not realizing how much force I threw my head back, I slammed into the wall, fell forward onto the table, breaking it in half and sending all the M&M combatants to the four corners of the world, i.e. my room.

I am now sitting at the kitchen counter, injured but determined to finish. There can be only one.

 

[Zeonix]

Let's play a forum game! Which of the two sentences is how I really feel:

I like how distinctly different the original writing style and the follow-up are.

No I don't.