Funniest lines in DBZ?

[ForeverZero]

Vegeta: What's this? I've been surpassed by a Namek?!

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Mr. Satan: I was tripped!
Announcer: But Mr. Satan, we all saw you go flying into that mountain...
Mr. Satan: It might have looked that way to the untrained eye, but if you could move as fast as I could, a simple trip would send you flying into a mountain too!

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Frieza: You tricked me! You had this planned from the start!
Vegeta: Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiezaaaaaaa!
Frieza: No! I killed you! You're a ghost!
-Vegeta charges a beam-
Vegeta: Can a ghost do this, Frieza?!
-Vegeta suddenly winks out, wished back to Earth-
Frieza: ...

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Mr. Popo blocking Goten and Trunks' attacks?
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Android 17: Hi, can Goku come out and play?

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Announcer: Goku, what's that thing on your head?
Goku: Well, it's a long story... you see I was dead, and well, King Yemma gave me one last day on Earth...
Announcer: Well that's weird!

 

[toothleswapper]

Android 17: Hi, can Goku come out and play?

lmao that one is funny.

I like one in Dragonball where Goku doesnt know what a girl and boy are but Bulma tells him then when they went to a village he goes up to a old lady and pats her and says "Hey your a girl!" and the old lady blushes and Bulma yells at Goku. Then when they see the pig he pats him and says "You a boy!" And the pig freaks out.

 

[EvaUnit01]

Ok! This is actually in the super android 13 movie but...

Chichi: KRRRIIIIILLLLLLIIIIINN! (Runs at krillin and hits him over the head with a shopping bag then kicks him in the @$$!).

ROFL!!!
:laff: :laff: :laff:

 

[Trov]

Gohan:
Good ol' namek, where balls are born.

 

[Hitokiri]

"I will not suffer the same fate as cream-filling!" - Vegeta

 

[Maistro]

The Bardock Movie had a funny moment

Torra:Bardock might remeber every second of every battle but he remembers nothing of his personal life alow me to demonstrate

Torra:Bardock do you remember when ure son was born

Bardock: No but that was a long time ago

Phasha:No its not u lazzy bum it was Yesterday

that was one of the funnyest moments of dbz

 

[Morrone]

Civilian 1: Hey, somebodies fighting Majin Buu!
Civilian 2: Who is it?
Civilian 3: Well I dont know, but hes my new best friend! You take that fat tub of lard down!

 

[Xsis]

MOVIE 12!!! The Big fusion revival or something like that...

Vegeta: "Im sorry" <--- WTF!!! VEGETA SAYING IM SORRY!!! (IN THE END OF THE MOVIE!!!)

 

[DragonDude]

I like one in Dragonball where Goku doesnt know what a girl and boy are but Bulma tells him then when they went to a village he goes up to a old lady and pats her and says "Hey your a girl!" and the old lady blushes and Bulma yells at Goku. Then when they see the pig he pats him and says "You a boy!" And the pig freaks out.

lol! The pat-pat test!
Man, FUNimation cut out a ton of funny stuff from DragonBall.
That scene in the trailer where Goku tries to sleep on Bulma's lap...

Goku - "No balls! No balls!!!"
Bulma - "The Dragonballs are right here! Don't scare me like that!"

 

[Vegeta]

Lol theres also a funny ass scene in the Cell Games, when Goku is fighting Cell. Cell blows up the arena and after Goku tells everyone to get out of the way cell is all..

Cell: I just knew you would do something soooo HE-RO-IC.

Goku: Oh so you were counting on me to save it?

Cell: Well don't take it the wrong way, I could give a damn about this worthless planet..


Lol that had to be the ***est conversation ever. Cell sounds soo ***.

 

[Morrone]

I didn't know this thread was about homosexual characters......

And anyways you left out the cool part...

"..Ther'd be no one left to KILL!"

 

[imported_Mystix]

Announcer: ".. and for the next battle! Goku vs. *forgot*"
Goku: "I'm hungry, can we eat first?"

-- Goku's always ****ing eating.. damn pig!

/me drives to Carls Jr. and buys the new western bacon cheeseburger (6 dollar burger style) \o/