Funniest lines in DBZ?

[GMan]

For the English version, at least.

I thought this was hilarious:


Buu: Mr. Babidi?
Babidi: What is it?
Buu: Buu have a better idea..
Babidi: You're actually having an idea? Doesn't that sound like a great trick..

 

[Galst Vic]

Buu Inside of Vegetto then gets out

Vegetto : Umm well let's say you have a bit of spice but I don't anything will give you a good taste out off my mout I'm taking you off the menu.

Gohan Buu : How Dare You!

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST FOR ME LOL

 

[Just-a-guy]

Buu: "Knock, knock!"
Gohan: "Who's there?"
Buu: "Buu."
Gohan: "Buu who?"
Buu: "Oh, don't cry!"

funniest I can think of...

 

[Pain]

get along little froggy - vegeta

 

[ImpTaimer]

Besides the one that Just-a-guy said, hmmm...
_Goku: "Your mom's so fat that cows moo at her"_
I think thats how it went :\ .

 

[Just-a-guy]

he said that to Uub, right?

 

[Pain]

whats a goku? - king cold

I DID IT!!! - trunks
did what, did you see what he did 18? - 17
oh my god, your shirt its totally torn hahaha - 18

YOU WIITCH!!! - trunks

IVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE IT!!! - every character in dbz at one point

excuse me mr hotpants - vegeta

 

[esfn00b]

the funniest line in DBZ was when everyone was fighting nappa and gohan says to him 'you smell like toenails!!' and nappa says 'what??' and gohan yells really loud 'I SAID YOU SMELL LIKE TOENAILS!!!!'

 

[Smith|]

Son of a namek!

 

[-Origin]

"Look Vegeta. People popcorn!"

 

[Wangster]

frieza: you dirty overgrown son of a monkey!
goku: wel, its better then getting slapped by a monkey!

 

[DragonDude]

I don't think this is in the show, but it's in the translated manga.
Bulma - "You mean there aren't different genders of Namekians? How do you reproduce?"
Dende - "We lay eggs through our mouths, how else?"
Bulma - "Yeah... how else..."

 

[imported_Mystix]

DragonBall

Goku - *Walks in bathroom"
Goku - ...
Goku - What are you doing?

 

[Pain]

dragonball

(i forgot the girls name): SHOW ME YOUR DRAGON BALLS
goku: *drops pants*

 

[DaMan]

Pain I agree with that one was really funny

 

[NeLo]

frieza: you dirty overgrown son of a monkey!
goku: wel, its better then getting slapped by a monkey!

lol!!! hahahah i love that. Also ya Pain that was hilarious :laff: :laff: !!!!

ok here is mine...
Trunks and Goten are pissing...
Trunks: Hey Goten, check this out i can spell my name T R U N K S.
Goten: I can do that too! T R U...
Trunks: YOUR SUPPOSE TO SPELL YOUR OWN NAME!!!!
:laff:

 

[Phatslugga]

lol, a lot of these are pretty funny, but i would have to agree wit hpain, when king cold said "What's a goku?" .

 

[MrTrick Jr.]

that dialog was really funny!
http://www.geocities.com/mrtrickjrssj2/test/GokuAndVegeta.mp3

 

[Vegeta]

"ahhh it's like grandpa.. huh? It's hard. *pulls undies off*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" "No Balls! No Balls!"
Lol that had to be the funniest **** ever, Goku is such a mongoloid.

When Goku and Vegeta were inside Buu's stomache:
"Hurry Kakarot! earth is running on a short fuse!" -Vegeta
"I don't know what i'd ever do without you Vegeta" -Goku
Lol goku says some of the most stupidest things.

"That's it!! -Vegeta *blasts the green molecule worms*

"Goku: What he doing! The idiot, he is gonna **splat**
HAHA was hilarious it splat him right on the face, to shut his big mouth.

 

[Ace_69]

Ohhhh!!! I can't remeber exactly what was said but I liked when goku and vegeta are about to be digested and come out buu's end and vegeta says something like "that's not fit for a true saiyan!" or something like that. I thought that was pretty funny.