Funniest lines in DBZ?

[GMan]

Vegeta: What are you looking at?
Trunks: Uh.. nothing. It's just that.. I like your shirt.
Vegeta: You would.

Krillin: Vegeta seems more agitated than bored. Like he's got a bad case of hemorroids or something.

Vegeta: Why do you keep looking over here? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before? If you like it so much you can have it!
Trunk: ......No, no thank you.

 

[UltimaWeapon444]

Vegeta to Bulma: "Why is it everytime you open your mouth, you prove your an idiot."

That always made me laugh

 

[Ace_69]

I always laugh when the Ginyu Force goes through their role call.

 

[DaMan]

I really LOL when Trunks said to Goku that he is the son of Vegeta and Bulma
and then that lough that goku did I think that was funny

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

Buu had all the best quotes....

It is not uncommon for me to yell "EARTH GIRLS FICKLE!!" at my girlfriend when she's being a pain.

And the best: "Should Buu turn you into chocolate...or jelly?"

Or when Buu sleeps for ten minutes and then wakes up and says, "Buu feel relaxed and refreshed!"

There's also Vegeta, of course.

DENDE: "What should we do with the third wish, Vegeta?"
VEGETA: "I don't care. I've got what I need. Do as you please."
DENDE: What?! You can't be serious..."
VEGETA: "Actually a new pair of boots would be nice."
DENDE: "What? You mean you're just--"
VEGETA: "Size nine please."

lol

Then there's Buu and Vegeta TOGETHER for the best moments.
BUU: "Yay! Buu ugly!! What ugly mean?"
VEGETA: "It means you scare small children with your face!!" [knee to Buu's jaw]

Ahh yeah...Vegeta and Buu...lol

 

[Vegeta]

VEGETA: "It means you scare small children with your face!!"

Lol.. That was a funny ass part but Babadi said that.

"I assume that ugly blob over there is Majin Buu, if so.... Your the one that killed Gohan"

"Ugly? What means that ugly...?"

"He means your face would frighten the lives of young children now shutup!!"

"Hehe he"

 

[nsw316]

Severant woman bring me a drying cloth!


you know who said this to whom if you have ever watched the show.

 

[GMan]

Vegeta to Bulma.. yes.. Androids saga I believe..

*Trunks points to Bulma and Vegeta
*Goku falls over

Look at that!! That guy just knocked him down by pointing his finger!

I forget the exact quote but it's something like that.

 

[Death Biscuit]

When Rakoom slaps Krillen upside the head:

"Shoot . . . I thought his bald head would skid at least twice as far!"

 

[DaMan]

Fusion saga When Piccolo and Krillin do the fusion dance
I think that was funny too

 

[DragonDude]

I know something that would be even funnier...
...Seeing them pull it off! lol!

 

[Tassadar]

Fat buu stops to kill a girl, but notices a fashion magazine beside her. Buu picks the magazine up, then says. "Girl you think Buu secksey?"
Girl: Well.. I dont..
Buu: grrr.
Girl: Yes of course I think your secksey
Buu: Buu make candy!
*Girl is turned into a jawbreaker*
Buu puts the candy in his pocket
"Save for later"

Yeah there was more in there but.. you know.. it was funny

 

[Effigy]

Goku- Look vegeta! people popcorn
Vegeta- what is he ON?

 

[DragonDude]

The needle sherade from the Frieza saga after the whole Captain Ginyu and frog thing, that was pretty funny.
Goku -"Not a NEEDLE!!! I'd rather be sick than get a needle!!!"
Vegeta -"Oh shut up, I'm not even giving you a needle... baby."
Gohan -"Oh, father..."

 

[Magmus]

Piccolo in the World Martial arts tourniment

"Im not ill i always look this colour!"

lol made me giggle...

also vegeta when he gets his pnk shirt

"Im a Warrior not a variaty of flower!"

rofl

 

[MrTrick Jr.]

after Goku's and Trunks' fight (finger vs sword)

Krillin: talking is not bad....it's a lot better than fighting!
Gohan: at least he doesn't have his sword out anymore!
Krillin: yeah, and your dad put his finger away, too...

 

[Amayirot Akago]

[Goku has blown up the green stuff in Buu]
Vegeta: Why don't you just blow a trumpet or something and announce we're here, Mr. Undercover!?

rofl

 

[Phatslugga]

after Goku's and Trunks' fight (finger vs sword)

Krillin: talking is not bad....it's a lot better than fighting!
Gohan: at least he doesn't have his sword out anymore!
Krillin: yeah, and your dad put his finger away, too...

:laff: :laff: :laff: rofl, thats a god one.

It's ussually funny when vegeta and goku do something girly, like the cheek to cheek kameha wave and vegeta starts complaining afterwards.

 

[Maistro]

The Most funnyest sentence i DBZ was when Piccolo and Goku were fighting Radditz and Radditz blasted Piccolos arm af

**Has anyone seen my ARM you cant miss it its GREEN**

just to funny

 

[Nâzgul]

inside buu
*buu knocks vegeta's and goku's head against eachother*
buu: ''thats using your head''

thats....... funny
and after that
vegeta: ''whats your head made of?''