Frieza Saga ESF Style, Part 2

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[Part 2]

Ginyu: i will take the dbs to safety
Ginyu: i know that my ginyu force can handle those n00bs

** Ginyu has left the game

Krillin: omg goku i am glad you are here
Krillin: i will tell you all that has happened
Goku: no krillin
Goku: all i have to do is touch your head
Goku: and i can read the message log for the last two hours
Krillin: wow
Goku: hmm
Goku: i must frag the Evil Team
Goku: you have sensu beans
Gohan: where are the sensu beans?
Goku: i dont know
Goku: they're so small
Goku: just go look for them while i fight ginyu force
Krillin: they are too strong for just one!
Krillin: they are melee whores
Gohan: you have no chance against all of them
Goku: dont worry
Goku: i have been training
Vegeta: what is this ki i sense from kakarot
Vegeta: his pl is so high
Vegeta: is it possible that he is the legendary super scripter?
Recoome: lol
Recoome: silly goku
Goku: pwnage time!

** Recoome was killed by Goku with melee

Recoome: i am very hurt now
Vegeta: WTF
Krillin: WTF
Gohan: WTF
Jeice: WTF
Burter: WTF
Goku: WTF
Gohan: ...why did you say wtf goku?
Goku: i forgot what we were talking about
Goku: okay ginyu force listen up
Goku: ur are outmatched by me
Goku: you are such lame n00bs
Goku: i give you the choice
Goku: logoff now and go to bed
Goku: or i will have to frag you
Jeice: you got lucky against recoome
Burter: recoome just suffered lag
Goku: hey vegeta
Goku: i know u are stronger now vegeta
Goku: u frag jeice while i frag burter
Vegeta: okay
Goku: kool
Vegeta: HA I WAS TRICKING

** Vegeta left the game

Goku: he sucks
Goku: follow him gohan and krillin
Goku: we do not want him to make the wish
Goku: i hate waiting for dbs to respawn
Krillin: k

** Krillin has left the game
** Gohan has left the game

Jeice: u cant beat us combined
Goku: yes i can
Jeice: no u cant
Goku: yes i can
Jeice: no u cant
Goku: yes i can
Jeice: no u cant
Burter: spam
Goku: sorry
Jeice: sry burter

** Goku killed Jeice with melee
** Goku killed Burter with melee

Goku: HAHAHAHAHA U GUYS SUCK
Jeice: stfu
Jeice: i am going to run away and tell captain ginyu everything
Jeice: he will beat you up
Goku: k cya
Jeice: brb

** Jeice has left the game

Goku: (>'.')> <('.'<)
Goku: lol they are dancing

** Ginyu has joined the game
** Jeice has joined the game

Ginyu: u r the one who beat my ginyu force
Goku: lol ginyu they are dancing
Ginyu: i don't know what you're talking about
Goku: nm
Goku: lets fight
Ginyu: lets see you powerup to your max
Goku: raar
Goku: raaar
Goku: raaaar
Ginyu: what is his pl now jeice?
Jeice: 180,000, that's almost ur max ginyu
Ginyu: damnit
Ginyu: wtf does this mean
Ginyu: is the legend true
Ginyu: is he truly the legendary super scripter?
Goku: take my goku fist attack!
Ginyu: it hurt
Ginyu: your goku fist is far too strong for me
Goku: now you are doomed captain ginyu
Ginyu: i have a trick
Ginyu: a new attack
Ginyu: i downloaded the sprite off an esf fansite
Ginyu: it is body change
Goku: 'body change'
Goku: what does it do?
Ginyu: you're a moron
Goku: i am confused

** Ginyu killed self with melee
** Ginyu killed Goku with bodychange

Ginyu: LOL LOL LOL
Ginyu: i am using a goku model
Jeice: lol
Ginyu: we better go get dbs

** Ginyu has left the game
** Jeice has left the game

Goku: my health is under 10
Goku: my pl is dropping fast
Goku: but i have to get my model back

** Goku has left the game

** loading map 'spaceship.bsp'

Gohan: look it is my dad
Krillin: hello goku
Ginyu: hello
Ginyu: guess what
Krillin: what
Ginyu: i am actually ginyu
Krillin: omg
Ginyu: i want dbs
Krillin: no way
Ginyu: i will take them from you
Ginyu: with my super goku strength

** Goku has entered the game

Goku: not so fast ginyu
Ginyu: lol
Ginyu: u cannot hurt me
Ginyu: i have your pl
Ginyu: watch me powerup
Ginyu: rar
Ginyu: raar
Ginyu: raaar
Krillin: powering up sounds stupid
Ginyu: what is my pl now jeice?
Jeice: roflmao
Jeice: your pl sucks
Jeice: your retarded ginyu
Ginyu: damnit
Goku: you n00b
Goku: you have my model, but you don't have my l33t gaming skillz
Goku: help me beat him gohan, krillin
Gohan: k
Krillin: k
Goku: ouch
Goku: help me jeice
Jeice: k

** Vegeta has joined the game

Vegeta: i will frag you jeice
Jeice: cant u see im trying to fight goku u n00b
Vegeta: lol i will fight whoever i wont
Jeice: somebody kick vegeta!
Jeice: he is being annoying

** Vegeta killed Jeice with kiblast

Vegeta: my frags are getting high now
Ginyu: this is my chance
Ginyu: i will use bodychange with vegeta
Ginyu: so long as nobody knows my plan
Ginyu: i can steal his body and win
Goku: wtf ginyu
Goku: why did you just tell us all that
Goku: now we can stop you
Ginyu: damnit

** Goku killed Ginyu with frogattack

Goku: lol
Goku: ginyu is a frog
Vegeta: now i will stomp him
Goku: no vegeta
Goku: frogs dont give frags
Goku: also, my pl is still dropping
Goku: gohan and krillin beat me up
Vegeta: you suck
Vegeta: i will put you in healing chamber
Vegeta: then we can all fight frieza at once
Vegeta: and now i will go to sleep
Vegeta: leaving the dbs completely vunerable
Vegeta: for anybody who might try to wish while I am sleeping
Vegeta: goodnight
Gohan: guess what krillin
Gohan: i have a plan
Krillin: what?
Gohan: let's make a wish while vegeta is sleeping
Krillin: OMG
Krillin: I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT
Krillin: lets do it
Gohan: k
Krillin: k
Gohan: k
Krillin: k
Gohan: k
Krillin: hey gohan
Krillin: how do u use dbs
Gohan: press the use key
Krillin: its not working
Gohan: damn
Gohan: maybe namek ones dont work with the use key
Krillin: lets go ask guru for help
Gohan: k

** Dende has entered the game

Dende: hi
Dende: i got the dbs password
Krillin: nice
Gohan: lets wish for stuff
Porunga: YO SUP
Dende: hi porunga
Krillin: lets wish all our friends back
Dende: yea
Dende: wish all their friends back porunga
Porunga: NO WAY
Porunga: I CAN ONLY WISH ONE PERSON BACK AT A TIME
Gohan: OMG
Krillin: what do we do
Piccolo: wish me back guys
Gohan: k
Piccolo: then earth dbs will come back
Gohan: k
Piccolo: my plan rocks
Gohan: yea
Dende: wish back piccolo
Porunga: K
Piccolo: wish me to be moved to namek
Gohan: k
Dende: wish piccolo back to namek

** Piccolo has joined the game

Porunga: PICCOLO IS ON NAMEK SERVER NOW
Porunga: WHAT IS UR LAST WISH?
Vegeta: WTF!
Vegeta: you were making wishes without me!
Gohan: dont frag us vegeta
Vegeta: let me have my wish!
Vegeta: i want to wish for immortality
Krillin: better do what he says dende
Dende: k

** Guru killed self with oldage
** Porunga died

Dende: ROFLMAO
Vegeta: wtf
Vegeta: this sucks
Vegeta: this sucks so much
Vegeta: i hate this game

** loading map 'namek.bsp'

** Frieza has joined the game

Frieza: Guru is the only one who knows how to use
Frieza: the Dragonballs! I will find him, and I will ask him...
Frieza: IN A VERY EVIL WAY!
Frieza: *Frieza laughs in a dialobical manner*
Nail: nobody roleplays near guru
Nail: dont make me hurt u
Frieza: You cannot stop me, SMALL NAMEK!
Frieza: I am the SCOURGE of the UNIVERSE.
Nail: watch the caps
Frieza: I'm doing it for emphasis you idiot
Nail: caps are like shouting
Nail: its rude

** Frieza killed Nail with melee

Frieza: Heh
Frieza: WTF
Frieza: The sky has gone dark! What does this mean!
Frieza: I gasp!
Frieza: I see the DRAGON! I must FLY WITH SPEED!

** Frieza has left the game
** Piccolo has joined the game

Piccolo: omg
Piccolo: he looks my me
Nail: we used the same skin textures in our models
Nail: come closer
Nail: we will fuse to beat frieza
Piccolo: fusing isnt allowed in esf
Nail: we are going to pretend we are fusing
Piccolo: oh
Piccolo: ok
Piccolo: WTF
Piccolo: I FEEL THE NEW POWER
Piccolo: I AM THE STRONGEST PICCOLO EVER
Piccolo: OMG I ROCK I AM SO UBER OMG I ROCK OMG
Piccolo: now i can pwn frieza for sure

** Piccolo left the game

** loading map 'spaceship.bsp'

Frieza: I can't believe what you did.
Frieza: Those were my Dragonballs. I was going to be immortal.
Frieza: And you took it all away from me!
Gohan: lol
Vegeta: dont make him angry gohan
Vegeta: he is strong
Gohan: sorry frieza
Krillin: lets be friends frieza
Gohan: u can join our clan
Frieza: I am going to kill you all!
Vegeta: OMG frieza
Vegeta: i know you have enough pl to transform
Vegeta: why dont u do it
Frieza: Okay.
Gohan: lets hit him while he's transforming
Krillin: that's not cool man
Krillin: wait for transform to finish
Frieza: Look! I am transformed. Now I can use DEATH BALL.
Vegeta: we are not scared of you
Vegeta: we will beat you p
Vegeta: i am not scared of u frieza
Vegeta: ouch
Vegeta: ouch
Vegeta: ouch
Vegeta: i am very scared of u frieza

** Frieza killed Krillin with melee

Gohan: WTF
Gohan: OMG
Gohan: U DID FRAG KRILLIN
Gohan: YOU HAVE MADE ME SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111
Gohan: I AM GOING TO OWN YOU
Gohan: U SUCKYOUR STUPID AND I HAET YOU AND YOU SUCK
Gohan: U GODAMN LAMER GHEY N00B RETARD STUPID @#$@34234
Frieza: Whoa
Frieza: Ouch! He hit me with an INCREDIBLY POWERFUL ATTACK!
Gohan: damn
Gohan: i ran out of ki
Frieza: Heh
Frieza: Now I can melee you to death!
Dende: i will heal krillin with my dende powers

** Frieza killed Gohan with melee

Krillin: thx dende
Dende: np
Krillin: you heal gohan while i distract frieza
Krillin: i will cut off his tail with a destructo disk
Frieza: I hope nobody cuts off my tail with a Destructo-Disk!
Krillin: i cut off his tail with a destructo-disk
Frieza: Hey! Somebody cut off my tail with a Destructo-Disk!
Krillin: it was me who cut off your tail with a destructo-disk
Frieza: So you're the one who cut off my tail with a Destructo-Disk!
Krillin: try to catch me
Gohan: i am healed now dende thx
Krillin: crap
Krillin: frieza found me

** Piccolo has joined the game

Gohan: it is piccolo
Piccolo: i am here to frag you frieza
Frieza: I'm not afraid of Nameks!
Piccolo: o yea
Piccolo: i learnt a new attack while i was dead
Piccolo: it is called BEAM JUMP
Piccolo: watch
Frieza: Hey!
Frieza: That looks fun.
Gohan: yea
Gohan: it is fun! try it
Piccolo: lol this is fun
Vegeta: lol, i like beam jumping
Frieza: Me too
Piccolo: hee
Piccolo: i'm going really fast if i use turbo and pl beam to max
Frieza: Wait a second
Frieza: I am here to kill you, not play beam jumping
Piccolo: oh
Piccolo: Right
Piccolo: i remember
Piccolo: die frieza
Frieza: You're not so strong if I TRANSFORM AGAIN!
Vegeta: WTF!
Gohan: he transformed again!

** Frieza killed Piccolo with melee

Gohan: OMG PICCOLO
Gohan: U SUCK SO MUCH FRIEZA
Gohan: OMG I HATE U SO MUCH UR SO LAME U MELEE WHORE
Gohan: OMG OU BEAM SPAMMER I HATE U SO MUCH UR SO CHEAP
Gohan: Y DONT U GO BACK TO PLAYING CS YOU STUPID IDIOT STUPID
Frieza: Ouch
Frieza: You can't beat me! I am too powerful!
Dende: i will go heal piccolo
Vegeta: there is only one way
Vegeta: you must hit me with full kamehameha krillin
Krillin: but it will gib you
Vegeta: no
Vegeta: dende will heal me
Vegeta: i will become stronger than frieza
Krillin: ok then

** Krillin killed Vegeta with kamehameha

Vegeta: ouch
Dende: i will not heal
Dende: u fragged my friends
Krillin: u must heal him dende
Dende: okay then
Gohan: I AM GOING TO FRAG U FRIEZA U SUCK SO MUCH
Frieza: Okay, you asked for it!
Frieza: I'm going to transform to my FINAL FORM!
Gohan: WTF
Gohan: he has another transformation!!
Krillin: it is the end
Vegeta: i am healed!
Dende: u r healed vegeta
Frieza: So that is how they were doing the healing!

** Frieza killed Dende with fingerbeam

Gohan: OMG
Krillin: OMG
Piccolo: OMG FRIEZA U ARE SUCH A LAMER
Dende: OMG FRIEZA KILLED ME, I AM TOTALLY DEAD NOW
Vegeta: hey frieza!
Frieza: What?
Vegeta: i am the one u have been fearing
Vegeta: i am the legendary super scripter
Vegeta: come to claim revenge!
Frieza: ROFL

** Vegeta changed name to SSJVegeta

Frieza: You're not fooling anybody Vegeta

** Frieza killed SSJVegeta with melee
** SSJVegeta changed name to Vegeta

Vegeta: damnit
Vegeta: why i am not the legendary super scripter
Vegeta: i tried so hard
Piccolo: this is the end
Piccolo: we r all going to be fragged

** Goku has joined the game

Goku: hi frieza
Goku: u must be the bad guy they told me about
Goku: why don't you become a good guy
Goku: being a good guy is fun
Vegeta: you suck kakarot
Vegeta: u have to stop being such a lamer
Vegeta: frieza blew up all the breakable entities on our planet
Vegeta: he killed all the saiyans
Vegeta: u have to kill him
Vegeta: for the saiyans
Vegeta: and for me
Vegeta: sob sob

** Frieza killed Vegeta with fingerbeam

Goku: why did u do that freiza!
Goku: he culdnt even move!
Frieza: I did it because... I AM FRIEZA!
Frieza: *Frieza glows with energy as he powers up!*
Goku: ...
Goku: thats it frieza
Goku: u have gone too far
Goku: u have killed all the nameks
Goku: u have hurt my friends
Goku: u killed my race
Goku: and u never stop roleplaying ever
Goku: for the nameks and saiyans
Goku: I WILL FRAG YOU!

[to be continued]
 
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OMFG I LOVE THIS SO ****ING HELERIOUS AND LIKE THE ACTUAL THING AT THE SAME TIME!

I love this part the most
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Nail: we will fuse to beat frieza
Piccolo: fusing isnt allowed in esf"

AHHAHA its true to dbz and esf
 
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this rules

** Goku killed Ginyu with frogattack

MAN this is 2 much i love it :D:D:D:D:D

Muhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
 
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Krillin: they are melee whores
Vegeta: is it possible that he is the legendary super scripter?

Vegeta: WTF
Krillin: WTF
Gohan: WTF
Jeice: WTF
Burter: WTF
Goku: WTF
Gohan: ...why did you say wtf goku?

Goku: i know u are stronger now vegeta
Goku: u frag jeice while i frag burter
Vegeta: okay
Goku: kool
Vegeta: HA I WAS TRICKING

** Vegeta left the game

Goku: he sucks

Goku: (>'.')> <('.'<)
Goku: lol they are dancing
Goku: lol ginyu they are dancing
Ginyu: i don't know what you're talking about

Krillin: i will cut off his tail with a destructo disk
Frieza: I hope nobody cuts off my tail with a Destructo-Disk!
Krillin: i cut off his tail with a destructo-disk
Frieza: Hey! Somebody cut off my tail with a Destructo-Disk!
Krillin: it was me who cut off your tail with a destructo-disk
Frieza: So you're the one who cut off my tail with a Destructo-Disk!



ROFL This one is the funniest so far, HAHAH
 
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lol this is alot funnier than part 1.

my fav parts

** Guru killed self with oldage

Gohan: lets hit him while he's transforming
Krillin: that's not cool man
 

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LOL man, you're great, keep this stuff up this is awesome ^_^
 
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I love the one with the destructo disc, this is hilarious. I'd really like to see more of this.
 
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Weeeee you need a spot on the team to make these :p
 
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ROFL, these are funny as hell, you hsould make those little sound clips of invader zim summing up dbz in a nutshell, just with saga's.
 
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Ginyu: i will use bodychange with vegeta
Ginyu: so long as nobody knows my plan
Ginyu: i can steal his body and win
Goku: wtf ginyu
Goku: why did you just tell us all that
Goku: now we can stop you
Ginyu: damnit

lol, this is great stuff, keep it up
 
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ROFLMAO :laff:

Where do you get this stuff? Damn that's funny!

Krillin: i will cut off his tail with a destructo disk
Frieza: I hope nobody cuts off my tail with a Destructo-Disk!
Krillin: i cut off his tail with a destructo-disk
Frieza: Hey! Somebody cut off my tail with a Destructo-Disk!
Krillin: it was me who cut off your tail with a destructo-disk
Frieza: So you're the one who cut off my tail with a Destructo-Disk!

hahahahhahahaha!!! keep up the great work!!
 
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Yeah that destructo disk bit was hilarious :D also the Vegeta name change..
 

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Though some of you have said you'd like to see a Majin Buu Saga, I've decided that this will be the last of these threads. They were fun to write, but all things come to an end, even if it says 'to be continued' afterwards. Words that are inside [these] aren't always completely true...
 

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