Frieza Saga ESF Style, Part 1

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Some of you will remember that I did the Cell Games as ESF when I was bored. Well, the 'sequel' has been put together and it's... really long. Still, you don't have to read it all at once. Or at all. Whichever you prefer. Oh, and for those of you who think this is pointless and stupid - you're right!

** loading map 'namek.bsp'
** Gohan joined the game
** Krillin joined the game
** Bulma joined the game

Gohan: we are here in namek!
Krillin: namek has k00l textures
Bulma: we must find all the dbs.
Gohan: do dbs work on this map?

** Vegeta has joined the game

Gohan: wtf vegeta joined the game!
Krillin: i knew i should have banned him permanently when i had
Krillin: the chance on earth!
Gohan: everybody turn off turbo so he can't find us
Krillin: bulma you go hide off the server
Bulma: ur not the boss of me
Bulma: retard

** Bulma has been kicked by Krillin

Vegeta: rargh! where is dbs.
Vegeta: i will find dbs
Vegeta: and i will wish for immortality
Vegeta: not friends because that wish is lame

** Dodoria has joined the game
** Zarbon has joined the game
** Frieza has joined the game

Frieza: We have arrived on Namek!
Zarbon: namek is very pretty.
Dodoria: OMG LOL THIS MAP IS L33T!11111
Frieza: Watch the caps Dodoria

Vegeta: it is frieza!
Vegeta: if he finds the dbs, he will wish for immortality
Vegeta: and i will not be able to kill him until it wears off

Dodoria: OMG FR33Z4 WE F0UND SOME N4M3KZ!!!!
Zarbon: hello girls!
Dodoria: LOL Z4RB0N UR SO G4Y
Frieza: Watch the caps Dodoria
Frieza: Give us the Dragonballs immediately!
Frieza: Or we will make you sufer!
Frieza: *suffer
Dodoria: L0L FRIEZ4 IZ R0LEPL4YING : )
Nameks: u cant have our dbs!
Frieza: If you don't give me the dragonballs...
Frieza: I'll kill your children with FINGERBEAM!
Namek: not my children!!!
Frieza: Yes, with FINGERBEAM!
Frieza: Fingerbeam ROCKS.
Frieza: I can hold down the right mouse button, and it's AUTOFIRE.
Frieza: It's like a MACHINE-GUN.
Dodoria: I L1K3 C0UNTER-STRIK3
Dodoria: I LI1K3 SN1PING
Gohan: we cant let frieza frag the children
Krillin: but we cannot beat frieza
Krillin: his clan is very strong

** Namek Warriors have joined the server

Namek: omg namek warriors logged on
Namek: what took u guys so long
Warriors: we had trouble connecting
Namek: lol
Namek: your isp sucks
Frieza: Dodoria, take care of the Nameks!
Dodoria: L0L UR R0LEPLY4ING AGA1N
Frieza: Watch the caps Dodoria

** Dodoria killed Namek Warrior with melee
** Dodoria killed Namek Warrior with purpleattack
** Dodoria killed Namek Warrior with mouthbeam

Dodoria: 1 RUL3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
Zarbon: i like flowers
Frieza: This is your last chance! Tell me where you put the Dragonballs!
Namek: damn
Namek: this sucks
Gohan: i am not going to let it happen!
Gohan: i am going to use swoop attack on Dodoria!
Gohan: i have more ki right now than he does
Dodoria: WTF SOMEBNODY SWOOP3D ME!11
Frieza: What treachery is this!?
Dodoria: L0L FRI3Z4 IS R0LEPLAY4ING AGAIN
Zarbon: shut up dodoria
Gohan: come with us little namek dude!
Dende: k
Krillin: lets go gohan!
Krillin: maybe we can hide behind a mountain or something
Frieza: Go catch them Dodoria!
Dodoria: NOBODY RUNZ FROM D0D0RIA!
Dodoria: I HAVE THE B3ST SIG ON THE F0RUMZ

** Krillin has left the game
** Gohan has left the game
** Dende has left the game
** Dodoria has left the game

Nameks: what r u going to do to us?
Zarbon: u guys r easy frags
Frieza: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Frieza: *Frieza laughs mockingly*
Zarbon: u roleplay way too much frieza
Frieza: *Frieza casts an icy glare in Zarbon's direction*

** Frieza killed Nameks with fingerbeam

Frieza: I love fingerbeam so much.
Frieza: It's totally sweet.
Zarbon: whtaever

** Zarbon has left the game
** Frieza has left the game

Vegeta: now it is my chance!
Vegeta: i will take all their dbs
Vegeta: from the nameks!
Vegeta: LOL LOL LOL!

** Kui has entered the game

Kui: hi vegeta i bet u did not expect me
Vegeta: it is kui
Vegeta: i did not expect him
Kui: ur just a n00b vegeta
Kui: u think ur really good
Kui: but ur not
Kui: ur just a n00b
Vegeta: i will pwn you now

** Vegeta killed Kui with melee

Vegeta: now i will go find dbs
Vegeta: i will steal them from nameks

** Vegeta killed More Nameks with kiblob

Vegeta: kewl! i got my first db!
Vegeta: namek maps shuld have bigger dbs
Vegeta: i cant wait for 1.2 to add that
Vegeta: i will go hide it!
Vegeta: i have no idea y i am talking ot myself like this

** Vegeta has left the game

** loading map 'guru.bsp'
** Gohan has joined the game
** Dende has joined the game
** Krillin has joined the game

Dende: i will take u to see guru
Krillin: who is guru
Dende: he is a master hacker
Dende: he can make ur pl go way up
Gohan: cool
Dende: lets fly up to his house now
Dende: this is it here
Gohan: LOL
Gohan: i can walk through his house
Krillin: yea
Krillin: i can walk through the trees too
Gohan: lol I can walk through his house dende!
Dende: k
Dende: but here is guru
Guru: sup
Dende: guru these guys want to search ur dbs
Guru: k
Dende: guru these guys need pl to fite vegeta and freza
Guru: k
Krillin: omg my pl is high!
Krillin: maybe i can ascend now
Krillin: and grow hair!
Gohan: no way krillin
Gohan: ur ot even close to 3 million yet
Krillin: damnit
Gohan: u take gurus ball back to bulma krillin
Krillin: k
Gohan: i go search another one
Krillin: k
Gohan: bye guru
Guru: cya

** Gohan has left the game
** Dodoria has joined the game

Dodoria: WHERE D1D TH3Y G0111?
Dodoria: HEY
Dodoria: HEY
Dodoria: HEY
Dodoria: HEY
Dodoria: AN1 S33N TH3Z3 GUYZ I AM L00K1NG F0R?
Dodoria: ANSWER ME PLZ

** Vegeta has joined the game

Vegeta: hi dodoria
Vegeta: YOUR STUPID
Dodoria: WTF DID U SAY
Dodoria: N0B0DY S4YZ THAT 2 D0D0RIA!
Vegeta: guess what
Vegeta: YOUR STILL STUPID
Dodoria: OMG
Dodoria: N0B0DY SP33KZ L1K3 TH4T 2 D0D0RIA!
Vegeta: i dont even understand what ur saying
Dodoria: I S3D
Dodoria: N0B0DY SP33KZ L1K3 TH4T 2 D0D0RIA!
Vegeta: huh
Vegeta: whatever

** Vegeta killed Dodoria with melee

Vegeta: lol
Vegeta: dodoria was just a n00b
Krillin: i like flying with a dragonball
Vegeta: omg! it is krillin flying with a dragonball!
Vegeta: i am going to chase him
Vegeta: and take the dragonball
Vegeta: ... i am still talking to myself
Vegeta: i suck

** Zarbon has entered the game

Zarbon: hello vegeta!
Vegeta: wtf it is zarbon
Zarbon: i heard u fragged dodoria vegeta.
Zarbon: that is not very hard,
Zarbon: dodoria was just a n00b.
Zarbon: but did u know that i like flowers?
Zarbon: also
Zarbon: i will beat u now
Vegeta: rofl
Vegeta: just try

** Zarbon killed Vegeta with melee

Vegeta: CHEATER
Vegeta: U CHEATED
Vegeta: THERE IS NO WAY U CAN ALWAYS WIN SWOOPS
Zarbon: poor vegeta fell in the water,
Zarbon: he didn't realise that the highest ki wins.
Zarbon: he is always such a n00b
Zarbon: i will take him back to frieza's spaceship

** Vegeta has left the game
** Zarbon has left the game

Krillin: it sucks when the server is empty

** loading map 'spaceship.bsp'
** Zarbon entered the game
** Vegeta entered the game

Frieza: So, Zarbon, you have returned with Vegeta!
Zarbon: i wish u wouldn't roleplay so much
Zarbon: what do u want me to do with vegeta
Frieza: Put him in the regeneration capsules!
Zarbon: k
Frieza: Now let's fly away and search for Dragonballs
Frieza: leaving the spaceship completely undefended!
Zarbon: good plan

** Zarbon left the game
** Frieza left the game

Vegeta: my health is back!
Vegeta: that silly frieza, now i can take his dbs
Vegeta: he is so stupid
Vegeta: now 2 go get the dragonball i hid before

** loading map 'namek.bsp'

Gohan: the dragon radar says that there is dbs over there
Gohan: somebody hid it!
Gohan: i will take it
Gohan: nobody will mind

** Vegeta joined the game

Vegeta: hello gohan
Vegeta: what r u doing?
Gohan: nothing
Gohan: i am not stealing dbs
Gohan: i am just a small child
Vegeta: i believe you
Vegeta: but i will hit you now
Vegeta: because i am a bad guy
Gohan: ouch
Vegeta: now i am going to fly away
Gohan: that silly vegeta, now i can take his dbs
Gohan: he is so stupid

** Gohan left the game
** Krillin joined the game

Vegeta: ha there is krillin again! this time i can take his dbs
Vegeta: and zarbon is not here to stop me

** Zarbon joined the game

Zarbon: i am here to stop you
Vegeta: godamnit
Vegeta: i knew i shuldnt have said that
Zarbon: now i will kill you vegeta,
Vegeta: u r wrong zarbon
Vegeta: every time a saiyan respawns, his pl
Vegeta: goes closer to the server average

** Vegeta killed Zarbon with melee

Vegeta: go me
Vegeta: now i will take the dbs!
Krillin: do not kill me vegeta!
Krillin: i will give you my dbs!
Vegeta: now i have all dbs! w00t!
Vegeta: i am going to make my wish!
Krillin: this sucks

** Gohan has joined the game

Gohan: dont worry krillin
Gohan: i have a dbs
Gohan: he only thinks he has all of them
Krillin: lol
Vegeta: this is so cool!
Vegeta: i am going to make my wish
Vegeta: i will have best ratio on the server
Vegeta: WTF!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: WHO TOOK MY DBS
Gohan: it was not me
Vegeta: where is my dbs?
Gohan: i do not know

** Frieza has joined the game

Frieza: WTF
Frieza: WTF
Frieza: somebody stole my dragonballs!
Frieza: godamnit i am going to beam you all over the server for this
Frieza: i mean
Frieza: Gasp! Somebody has entered my spaceship, and
Frieza: escaped with my precious Dragonballs! Truly, I shall
Frieza: punish whoever was responsible! I will summon the aid
Frieza: of the Ginyu Force!

** Ginyu Force has joined the game

Ginyu: hi frieza
Frieza: Greetings, Captain Ginyu.
Ginyu: lol, frieza is roleplaying again
Frieza: Go forth, Captain Ginyu, my bold squire!
Frieza: You shall be my knight errant, a traveller upon the planet,
Frieza: Scouting for my dragonballs and returning them unto me.
Ginyu: dude
Ginyu: seriously
Ginyu: lay off the roleplaying a little
Frieza: I don't know what you're talking about
Ginyu: cya frieza, i'm going to get the dbs for you
Ginyu: me and the GINYU FORCE
Recoom: RECOOM!
Burter: BURTER!
Frieza: Stop
Frieza: Stop right there. I don't want you to do that retarded
Frieza: Ginyu Force dance thing, I hate that
Ginyu: k
Guldo: GULDO!
Ginyu: shut up guldo
Guldo: sry
Vegeta: you must give me your dbs krillin
Vegeta: otherwise ginyu force will 0wn j00
Krillin: hmm
Krillin: are they really that l33t?
Vegeta: they are UBER
Krillin: damn
Krillin: okay
Krillin: here is dbs
Ginyu: ha ha! we found you!
Vegeta: OMG
Krillin: OMG
Gohan: OMG
Guldo: LOOK AT ME, I AM SPIDERMAN
Ginyu: shut up guldo
Guldo: lol i was just kidding around u guys
Burter: nobody likes u guldo
Jeice: u suck
Guldo: lol
Guldo: i know you meant that in a nice way
Guldo: BEEP BEEP! I AM A ROBOT

** Vegeta killed Guldo with melee

Ginyu: thx
Vegeta: np
Ginyu: now give us the other dbs!
Vegeta: never!
Vegeta: will throw them away!
Burter: lol
Burter: i am too fast, I caught them
Ginyu: that silly vegeta, i took his dbs
Ginyu: he's so stupid
Burter: who will get to kill them?
Recoom: me
Jeice: no fair
Recoom: my ping is lowest
Jeice: k
Vegeta: i am not scared of u recoom
Vegeta: i will beat u with my GALLIT GUN,
Vegeta: wtf
Vegeta: wtf
Vegeta: I CAN'T SEE
Vegeta: GALLIT GUN SPRITE IS TOO BIG
Vegeta: I CAN'T SEE
Krillin: that's GARLICK GUN
Gohan: no it's gallit gun krillin
Vegeta: I CAN'T SEE

** Recoom killed Vegeta with melee

Recoom: lol
Gohan: we are in trouble now,
Krillin: if only goku were in the server
Krillin: he is the best player i know.

** Goku joined the game

Gohan: it is my daddy!
Recoom: roflmao
Recoom: he is low PL, i could kill him with generic beam
Goku: sup gohan
Gohan: yo
Krillin: i am telling u guys
Krillin: it is garlick gun
Announcer: does goku have the power to fight the unstoppable
recoom!?!1 or is he about to get 0wned? recoom has already
fragged vegeta, and gokus pl doesnt look very high!11 can he
really win the day, or is the rping frieza going to make his wish!?@!
find out on the next exciting episode of dbz!!!!!1111

[...to be continued. maybe.]
 
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ARGH! damm thats funny man... i wanna hear the next version... lol... i might have to do a cell saga one, but in a movie ^_^
 
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LOL rping frieza

tis is good and funny stuff

Dende: i will take u to see guru
Krillin: who is guru
Dende: he is a master hacker
ROFL best thing I've seen typed on DBZ
 
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Vegeta: it is frieza!
Vegeta: if he finds the dbs, he will wish for immortality
Vegeta: and i will not be able to kill him until it wears off

I enjoyed it.
 
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This had best be continued lol. I want to see what you do for the vegeta death scene and goku going ssj.
 
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hehe.. i can imagine that.. lol

"goku.. i got 5hp.. and theres no senzu on this map... frag that guy for me.."
"but he's already transed.. i think i got enough pl.."
*freaky esf finger laser noise*
vegeta was killed by friezas fingerlaser
 

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Morrone said:
Lol it was good but Recoom never kills Vegeta.
And neither does Zarbon... but as it's ESF, he'd just respawn again. I mean:

** Vegeta was knocked unconcious by Recoom

...just doesn't seem right...
 
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Omg lol that was funny I want to see the next episode!!!!! :laff:
 
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whats my favourate part?
Krillin: i like flying with a dragonball

Krillin: i like flying with a dragonball
Vegeta: omg! it is krillin flying with a dragonball!
Vegeta: i am going to chase him
Vegeta: and take the dragonball

whats your favourate bit ^_^
 
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Vegeta: CHEATER
Vegeta: U CHEATED
Vegeta: THERE IS NO WAY U CAN ALWAYS WIN SWOOPS
Zarbon: poor vegeta fell in the water,
Zarbon: he didn't realise that the highest ki wins.

Lol
 
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This is my favorite part:

Vegeta: i am not scared of u recoom
Vegeta: i will beat u with my GALLIT GUN,
Vegeta: wtf
Vegeta: wtf
Vegeta: I CAN'T SEE
Vegeta: GALLIT GUN SPRITE IS TOO BIG
Vegeta: I CAN'T SEE
Krillin: that's GARLICK GUN
Gohan: no it's gallit gun krillin
Vegeta: I CAN'T SEE

** Recoom killed Vegeta with melee
 
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ROFLMFAO

Your *wipes tire away* are teh god of Server type storys. (Did you just infent a new genre?)
 
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Vegeta: rargh! where is dbs.
Vegeta: i will find dbs
Vegeta: and i will wish for immortality
Vegeta: not friends because that wish is lame
best part
 
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That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. :laff:

"Vegeta: every time a saiyan respawns, his pl
Vegeta: goes closer to the server average"

That's just wit at it's very best. Cudos :yes:
 

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