Favourite Video Game Quotes

[Cold Steel]

I will wear you like liederhosen. "Bloodrayne"

I said, a bowstring, not a G-string, ah, nevermind. "Warcraft 3, nightelf archer"

 

[Silent_Bob]

"But I am not going to give you a kiss. Not a kiss like a give a woman, or even a donkey." - Fernando Martinez, GTA3.

"There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio!" - Maurice Chavez, GTA Vice City.

"Here's a ten dollar pledge from Jenny, in Little Havana. Gee, you'd THINK she could have given more, how selfish." Jonothan Freeloader, GTA Vice City.

"I hope I die before I get old. I'm sure I will thanks to this life of excess I lead." - Laslow, GTA Vice City.

 

[Ashur]

HK-47 From start wars....

HK-47>I seemed to understand that master.
You>Quick tell him we come in peace.
HK-47>It seems i have lured him into confusion.... Shall i blast him now?
You> o_0"

Beavis and Butthead doing america....

Bumb> Hey kid you got a light?
Butthead> Yeah my butt and your butt.

Budokai 3 cell when startend a spirit bomb

Cell > Alright earth give me that stupid energy

 

[Ravendust]

Vegeta: Welcome To Oblivion!! - Budokai 3

Redneck: Guns don't kill people, death kills people. You can die of blood loss, or organ failure, or a major haemorrage, a small piece of metal isn't the problem! Besides, I only use my machine gun in the safety of my own home and car. - Grand Theft Auto 3

 

[jaf]

Well, this is one of the most funny things i remember.. In Metal Gear Solid, when somebody is seen using the stealth camoflauge there is i a huge urge for Snake to say: "STEALTH CAMOFLAUGE!"

 

[Tassadar]

Oh god....Why did I forget HK-47. Hmm...hold on...what does he say....

HK: I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
You: And the other 2 percent?
HK: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

Oh man, I just played that part last night, HK-47 is the greatest, even though I've beaten KOTOR around 6 times, he makes me laugh everytime. I'mma try to grab some quotes as I go along.

 

[jp]

"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"
"Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!"
Minsc, Baldur's Gate

There are loads of great Minsc quotes

*edit* You can find a lot of good ones here:
http://www.forumplanet.com/planetbaldursgate/topic.asp?fid=2712&tid=947174

Ah yeah i remember those, awsome quotes... Minsc is one of my favo caracters of the Baldurs Gate series.

 

[Enix]

I dunno if anyone said it yet but common guys, you know the best quote ever...

"ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!"

you know it....

 

[Navanax]

Actually, it's "All your base"

*edit*
And yeah, Ravendust posted that on the previous page

 

[sub]

Another one from starwars

Revan : "What do you suggest HK-47"
HK-47 : "I suggest that we slaughter all the meatbags, Master"
HK-47 : "But what do i know, im just a droid"

edit: One more

When you ask Uthar how you can gain prestige, HK-47 says "Observation: We could begin by slaughtering the inhabitants of this building, master. Would that be impressive?"

 

[Eon]

Here's another KOTOR one.

Jolee: So, I guess I can say I did it all for the wookies.

Revan: The wookies?

Jolee: The wookies.

 

[imported_Pemalite]

"Incomming enemy from the rear, drop Altitude"
- StarFox 64

"awwwww, I love little chickies, served up with pigs plecenta YUM!(chicken blinks and explodes)" - stupid Invaders

"you could have told me this, BEFORE we ran into the evil mutated monkeys".
- FarCry

 

[Ravendust]

Goten: Give it to me hard! - Budokai 2 (strangely removed for B3)

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Space Quest anyone?

Space Quest 1: The Sarien Encounter

"If the robot droid could laugh, which it is not programmed to do, it would do so. Your pulseray is only effective against living opponents!"

Sarien Guard: "Hey bud, what's with the helmet indoors?"
Roger: "Ssshh! I'm hiding from the boss."

Roger: "Gotta light?"
Sarien Guard: "Sorry, don't drink."

Space Quest 2: Vohaul's Revenge

"The guard appears to be less thick than you remember him. Many of his formerly contained body fluids seem to be at large."

SQ4: Roger Wilcop and the Time Rippers

"Thanks for playing Space Quest IV. As usual, you've been a real pantload!"

"Sucking on a bottle of ketchup doesn't seem to satisfy you, no matter what the government says."

"Ahh! The aroma of several adventure games emanates from your person."

"It's a button with a strange symbol on it. Perhaps it means 'self-destruct', or maybe 'change return.'"

"Augh! You had to taste it! Well, you now know it tastes more like dead gerbils than cotton candy."

"As much as we'd enjoy watching you get in trouble, we must advise you that this type of behaviour is universally considered either rude or amorous, which could end up getting you either killed or married."

"The plants are bolted down because of people like you!"

"You look out at the city you were born in decades ago. You're sure glad you weren't here when this devastation happened. You might have been hurt. On the bright side, you won't have to pay those delinquent traffic tickets."

"Those are unshielded quark power cables. No telling what they're doing to your DNA genetic structures right now."

"This is a manual keypad. The voice-activated model won't be out until SQ14 or so."

"Now this is a pain that will linger. All the Ben G@y in Florida won't relieve that stiffness." (stupid little filter, filtering a proper noun x.x

"Hey, keep your hands off yourself! This is a family game."

Plenty more on sites like http://wiw.org/~jess/quotes.html but I figuree I'd choose a few choice ones Good old Sierra (and 2 guys from Andromeda).

-Karrde-