Favourite Video Game Quotes

[Optimus Prime]

Blah blah, another favourite thread, cry about it. At least this one can be fun.

I have to say though, that my all time favourite has to be...

"DO A BARREL ROLl!" - Star Fox 64.

 

[ReCkOninG of FirE]

"Im too pretty to die!!"
from halo 1 where if your marines where getting their ass kicked by covenant

 

[Synth]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum..." - Duke Nukem

"Your face, your ass... What's the difference?" - Duke Nukem

 

[Ravendust]

Piccolo: "Hmmm, he made a tear in space and time somehow." - Buu's Fury

Old Man: "This whole town's gone to H.F.I.L." - Buu's Fury

Barney: "What...is that....smell..." - Half-Life

Rose: "You have to beLIEve me." - Metal Gear Solid 2

Kliener: "The worst she'll do is try to couple with your head...unsuccessfully" - Half-Life 2

Zell: "Seems to me like there's a whole bunch of losers here." - Final Fantasy VIII

The Light Warriors: "Ouch! We've fallen in a pit! Shucks..." - Final Fantasy III

Squall: "I dreamt I was a moron." - Final Fantasy VIII

Kiros: "Yeah, you cut a pretty painful figure up there. I'd say you're about a -3 on the manliness scale." - Final Fantasy VIII

Cid: "Sit down and drink your goddamn TEA!" - Final Fantasy VII

Tella: "You spoony bard!" - Final Fantasy IV

And the best quote ever:

Garland: "I, Garland will knock you all down!" - Final Fantasy I

Gnar!

 

[Tassadar]

Heh, the greatness that is the Metal Gear Solid series.
[from inside a locker] "This reminds me of when we first met."

"I was inside the locker that time. We're equal now, huh?

"Not unless I wet my pants."

"That's a low blow, Snake."

--Snake being mean to Otacon

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"Hmm."

"What's up?"

"Well, between you and me?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"I prefer rations over Rose's home cooking."

"Hmm, that bad, huh?"

--Raiden thinking about food

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Siging: Snake why are you naked? I know theres a naked option in the camo but your stealth goes down and your stamina sucks it's got no advantages whatsoever.

Snake: Yes it does.

Sigint: Like what?

Snake: It feels good.

Sigint: Man you do whatever you want.

Snake: Thanks I will just one question.

Sigint: Yeah?

Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?

Sigint: SAY WHAT?!

Snake: My pants can I...

Sigint: Aww Hell No!! This Fox Unit is nutfest.

Snake: Heheh

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Sigint: Snake what are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: Why are you in a box?

Snake: I dunno I was looking at it and I suddenly got this irresistable urge to get inside. no not an urge its destiny for me to be here in the box. And then when I put it on I got this overwhelming feeling of peace. Like I felt safe, Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake:You should come in the box then you'd know what I mean.

Sigint: Man I dont want to know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic is everyone hooked up with the Major crazy?

 

[Amayirot Akago]

Roger: Hey buddy, got a light?
Sarien: Sorry, don't drink.
-Space Quest 1

Max: Sam, either termites are burrowing through my skull, or one of us is ticking.
Sam: Oops, oh yeah.
[pulls out the bomb]
Sam: Where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window, Sam; there's nothing but strangers out there.
[Sam throws the bomb out the window and it explodes]
Sam: I hope there was nobody on that bus.
Max: Nobody WE know, at least.
-Sam & Max Hit The Road

 

[niobe]

ffx-2:
yuna: give me an w
rikku: give me an i
paine: give me a break

 

[Navanax]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum..." - Duke Nukem

No further comment

 

[Bolteh2]

"GET OVER HERE!" - Scorpion

 

[KyoKusanagi]

"...and remember the Man Handler is 68% reversible, so you can return those on good behaviour back into a quivering shadow of their former self..."

No One Lives Forever 2: A Spy In HARMS Way

 

[RavenTrunks]

"Well, I bet i could get something ELSE to eat from Chi-Chi...." - Goku 'Budokai 3'

 

[Ravendust]

Colonel: "I need scissors! 61!" - Metal Gear Solid 2

J.C Denton:: "You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but i've got nerves of steel." - Deus Ex

 

[Arthos]

".....It's your Pet hopping HEAD HUMPER!!" Barney, Half-Life 2

"Oh Fie! It'll be another week before I can coax her out of there." Dr. Kliener, Half-Life 2

"It's going to be a sunny day at Area 51." Dr. Savage, Deus Ex.

Crap, thats about all that comes to mind.

 

[Ravendust]

Cats: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US." - Zero Wing

 

[Dask]

"Go Go Go" - Counterstrike

 

[Eon]

"You all sound like chapters from a self help booklet!" - Kefka, FFVI

 

[Vegeta]

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Mark

"Come on! Let's go!"
"HELP! Please, help me!"
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[align=center]Resident Evil 4
Louis Sera

"Aww. It appears the president has equipped his daughter with some ballistas. Nice."
"Leon! I have the sampl... Uggh!! Ahh! Uggggggh!! No, I... Leon... here, take this. It's... it will slow down the infection. Ugh... I'm dying... Goodbye, Leon. Ugh... That Lord Saddler is too powerful, mon. Go, get out of here! Agggh!!!!!!!!! I am dying! I am dying! No! Gruuaaaaaggggh!" (as blood begins gushing from his mouth, he lets his arm drop to the floor, lifeless)
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I think I may have dragged it out a little =/

 

[DragonDude]

Tella: "You spoony bard!" - Final Fantasy IV

Contest over, that's the best quote ever. xD

 

[-Origin]

Colonel: "I need scissors! 61!" - Metal Gear Solid 2

Man that's not even close to being complete, lol the whole thing was so much funnier

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw
space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

"..."

Neuga, ziena, zieber, zom...
Now the chosen time has come...
Exchange this world for...!

In the Middle Ages, a woman's sheer
determination brings a forest back to
life...

A fugitive in the Middle Ages, Ozzie,
maintains an evil hideout...

There's a task to be done in the Future,
where machinery originated.

And there's a very special stone that
can shine its light on each generation,
from the distant past to the far
future...

There's the ghost of a lofty knight,
slain by Magus in the Middle Ages,
who haunts the present...

There's an object in the Middle Ages
that sparkles like a rainbow...

One of you is close to
someone who needs help...
Find this person...fast.

Just as you touch the lives of every
life form you meet, so, too, will their
energy strengthen you.

Fail to live up to your potential, and
you will never win...

These are only some of them, I'll post more once I remember them D:

 

[MysticUub]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum..." - Duke Nukem

"Your face, your ass... What's the difference?" - Duke Nukem

lol u took mine...i loved duke nukem