Favourite Video Game Quotes

[Ravendust]

Heh, I couldn't remember the whole Colonel Campbel speech...I wish MGS3 would come out over here

Snake: If you run out of ammo, you can have mine.
Raiden: What about you?
Snake: (touches bandana) Infinite Ammo. - Metal Gear Solid 2

Tifa: Would you stop acting like a retard and CLIMB!? - Final Fantasy VII

Palmer: Hey Hey HEY! How about some tea? With sugar and honey, and don't forget the lard! - Final Fantasy VII

Kilika Kid: I'm gonna be a Blitzball when I grow up! - Final Fantasy X

Kefka: Nothing like the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison. - Final Fantasy III

 

[Chakra-X]

"Down, like a sad clown" OG Louge, GTA:SA

"Let's finish it!" Ssj3 goku in <a href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=dragonball%20z%20budokai" onmouseover="window.status='dragonball z budokai'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">dragonball z budokai</a> 3

"Holy Crap!" the hero guy from Robot Alchemic Drive

"Well Sonic, I'm afraid I can't let you live" Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2 (battle)

And something bisexual from Rikku FFX-2

 

[Valeska]

Cats: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US." - Zero Wing

omg you haxed my mindz0rz

 

[Navanax]

"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"
"Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!"
Minsc, Baldur's Gate

There are loads of great Minsc quotes

*edit* You can find a lot of good ones here:
http://www.forumplanet.com/planetbaldursgate/topic.asp?fid=2712&tid=947174

 

[imported_KelesK]

Cortona: The message just repeats, Regret, Regret, Regret.

Sergent: Dear Humanity. We regret being alien bastards, we regret comming to Earth, and we most definately regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!

Soldiers: HooRah!

- Quote Taken from Halo2 Outskirts level Cut-scene

 

[Judge]

Master chief: "I need a weapon"

:O

 

[Majin_You]

"Ozzie's in a pickle!" - Ozzie, from Chrono Trigger.

 

[Arthos]

"Sooner of later it was going to catch up with you. You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash." Max Payne.

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

Everything Max Payne says, I tend to love. Especially "the genius of the hole."

"I need scissors! 61!!" is one of my all-time favorites, too.

Perhaps the ultimate and most true quote from a video game:

"Building the future and keeping the past alive are one in the same thing."

((Apologies if I butched any of those!!))

 

[wheres_]

cbfd: "it smells a bit pooey in here"

 

[-Origin]

"The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it....or never getting it."

- Max Payne.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

How did anyone miss this? ;P "Toasty!" / "Toasty! Weehee!" I think it's Ed Boon, or Dan whatever his name is. Mortal Kombat II and on.

-Karrde-

 

[Eon]

Clock Gear: **** OFF!

Conker: Why are people so offensive around here..?

Conker's Bad Fur Day.

One of the funnest 64 games ever.

 

[Hitokiri]

"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood... like if you went to hell, and it was -full- of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was RAINING blood, and maybe THAT would be enough blood!!! ...Ehhh but probobly not." -- Blood Mage, WC3: Frozen Throne

 

[Raiken]

LAMBERT: Great! You've got the viral container.

FISHER: Does that mean I can leave now.

LAMBERT: Yes, but now we've got to find out exactly what's in it.

FISHER: I could open it...

LAMBERT: ...or you could play Russian Roulette with a clip loaded pistol.

FISHER: Where's your sense of hurmor?


---Splinter Cell Pandora Tommorow---

 

[Smith|]

"I wonder why I never run out of arrows." - Night Elf - WC3

Blizzard RTS games have wayyyy too many funny quotes to name.

 

[Chitenga]

"Assimilation....NOT futile.."
-Alexander Munro, Star Trek: Elite Force 2

"You n'wah!"
-The Dunmer, Morrowind.

"Well, Its time to go on a killing spree!"
"I know the routine. Show me a target and i'll smash it!"
"Step right up! I got plenty of death for everybody!"
"Great jumping paladins of tier. Im done for."
"Excuse me. Im gonna go and look for my blood. LOOK theres some!"
Male voice 5, IceWind Dale.

"Number one, Next time program the holodeck for something warm!!"
"[In a really whiny voice] Oh Han, my taun taun fell off..."
Gex , Gex 3 Enter the Gecko

 

[Arthos]

Oh god....Why did I forget HK-47. Hmm...hold on...what does he say....

HK: I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
You: And the other 2 percent?
HK: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"When I was swimming off the Santa Maria beach, I once had a condom stuck to my face!" Carl Johnson, San Andreas.

 

[Ravendust]

Toreleno: We want you to take a test, to show us what you're made of.
C.J: What does it look like i'm made of? Pudding?! - San Andreas (too)