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This isn't an in-game quote, but rather an IRC quote...
(23:26:57) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) when does 1.2 come out
(23:27:10) (Mr_Smo) never
(23:27:15) (Mr_Smo) esf got shut down
(23:27:43) (eaz135) ask the oracle
(23:27:43) (@Cucumba) Light
(23:27:48) (@Cucumba) I don't want to kill you
(23:27:51) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) lol
(23:27:53) (+Miroku) do it anyways
(23:27:53) (@Cucumba) but I will if I have to
(23:27:55) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) when doe 1.2 come out?
(23:27:58) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) tomorrow?
(23:28:01) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) can i be a tester?
(23:28:08) (@Cucumba) and hello Miroku
(23:28:13) (@Cucumba) lol
(23:28:13) (+Miroku) hi
(23:28:14) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) cuc!
(23:28:15) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) cuc!
(23:28:20) (@Cucumba) stop it you noobity n00b
(23:28:27) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) lol
(23:28:32) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) when doe 1.2 come out?
(23:28:35) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) pelase tell me
(23:28:45) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) i promise to stop asking
(23:28:59) (Mr_Smo) i hear
(23:28:59) (@Cucumba) It comes out when Nameless thinks hentai is no longer entertaining
that cracked me up, that danged n00b Light...
(23:26:57) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) when does 1.2 come out
(23:27:10) (Mr_Smo) never
(23:27:15) (Mr_Smo) esf got shut down
(23:27:43) (eaz135) ask the oracle
(23:27:43) (@Cucumba) Light
(23:27:48) (@Cucumba) I don't want to kill you
(23:27:51) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) lol
(23:27:53) (+Miroku) do it anyways
(23:27:53) (@Cucumba) but I will if I have to
(23:27:55) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) when doe 1.2 come out?
(23:27:58) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) tomorrow?
(23:28:01) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) can i be a tester?
(23:28:08) (@Cucumba) and hello Miroku
(23:28:13) (@Cucumba) lol
(23:28:13) (+Miroku) hi
(23:28:14) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) cuc!
(23:28:15) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) cuc!
(23:28:20) (@Cucumba) stop it you noobity n00b
(23:28:27) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) lol
(23:28:32) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) when doe 1.2 come out?
(23:28:35) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) pelase tell me
(23:28:45) (@Light|Sore-Nuts|) i promise to stop asking
(23:28:59) (Mr_Smo) i hear
(23:28:59) (@Cucumba) It comes out when Nameless thinks hentai is no longer entertaining
that cracked me up, that danged n00b Light...
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a n00b is anyone who thinks they are better then me at anything ever!
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Meh, n00bage . . .
My current favorite:
If you weren't a mod I'd kick your ass . . .
My current favorite:
If you weren't a mod I'd kick your ass . . .
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n00b:lag
player hits n00b
n00b:I was typing!
player:While trying to melee me >_>?
player hits n00b
n00b:I was typing!
player:While trying to melee me >_>?
me joins a server with five people in it and its 4 v 1. so i join the 1 person
noob: oh no Wargeta
noob2:hey get off that team cuz its uneven
noob3: stop meleeing
noob2lease join our team its uneven
noob3:keep meleein and ill kick you
me melees again
me gets kicked from server
turns out it was 4 noobs against one ki bot.
noob: oh no Wargeta
noob2:hey get off that team cuz its uneven
noob3: stop meleeing
noob2
lease join our team its unevennoob3:keep meleein and ill kick you
me melees again
me gets kicked from server
turns out it was 4 noobs against one ki bot.
"Stop bein a block whore!"
Sinkaro: "A block whore?"
"Quit blocking, ffs!!!!!"
Sinkaro: "Now why would I want to do that?"
"So I can hit you, and I said so, n00b"
It was my server, so I removed him for obvious reasons..... After slammin the guys ass all over esf_afm.
Sinkaro: "A block whore?"
"Quit blocking, ffs!!!!!"
Sinkaro: "Now why would I want to do that?"
"So I can hit you, and I said so, n00b"
It was my server, so I removed him for obvious reasons..... After slammin the guys ass all over esf_afm.
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Roflmao, this happens enough.. i love it when you get those n00b's who create the server, he says this:
n00b: are you good with meelee?
me: i dont know.. whats meelee?
n00b: i'll show you
me: hmm.. i think i get it.. lemme try..
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b: how do you do that? ive been playing 1.1 for 5 years now!
me: i didnt know esf 1.1 was out that long... oh well..
me: i know amazing console tricks
n00b: wow... can you tell me one?
me: *tells him to type mp_meeleehit x10 (fake)* that gives you a stronger hit
n00b: wow... ive typed it in, man this is amazing
me: yeah.. *laughs* it gives you 10x more stronger hits
n00b: c'mon then, this hack will win you now!
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b: what the hell, you hax0r! im banning you
me: but aint you the one using the hack?
n00b: but THEY dont know that
me: ook... amaze me..
n00b: im mastursurf undercover as a n00b to find hackers!
me: who's anohter member
n00b: what do you mean? i know my team very well
me: tell me one
n00b: your banned of esf forvever now
Me was kick from server
reason: using illigal hacks on a server owned by mastursurf
o_0
n00b: are you good with meelee?
me: i dont know.. whats meelee?
n00b: i'll show you
me: hmm.. i think i get it.. lemme try..
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b: how do you do that? ive been playing 1.1 for 5 years now!
me: i didnt know esf 1.1 was out that long... oh well..
me: i know amazing console tricks
n00b: wow... can you tell me one?
me: *tells him to type mp_meeleehit x10 (fake)* that gives you a stronger hit
n00b: wow... ive typed it in, man this is amazing
me: yeah.. *laughs* it gives you 10x more stronger hits
n00b: c'mon then, this hack will win you now!
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b was killed by meelee
n00b: what the hell, you hax0r! im banning you
me: but aint you the one using the hack?
n00b: but THEY dont know that
me: ook... amaze me..
n00b: im mastursurf undercover as a n00b to find hackers!
me: who's anohter member
n00b: what do you mean? i know my team very well
me: tell me one
n00b: your banned of esf forvever now
Me was kick from server
reason: using illigal hacks on a server owned by mastursurf
o_0
lol I am so sick of coming into servers (and there's not too many here in aus) and raping noobs, who then kick me out because thye like to feel special.
It's the old
"heh, look at me, I have an uber score, because I can beat my friend who only found out about esf yesterday"
*Bihal enters*
*Bihal kicks server owners ass*
"hy, u r a idiot"
"what because I'm raping you?"
"u r a idiot"
"don't you like being beaten?"
"u r crap"
"I'm beating you though...by a lot"
*Noobs looks at scoreboard, realises he looks crap*
*Bihal has been kicked*
This happens all the time, no joke.
It's the old
"heh, look at me, I have an uber score, because I can beat my friend who only found out about esf yesterday"
*Bihal enters*
*Bihal kicks server owners ass*
"hy, u r a idiot"
"what because I'm raping you?"
"u r a idiot"
"don't you like being beaten?"
"u r crap"
"I'm beating you though...by a lot"
*Noobs looks at scoreboard, realises he looks crap*
*Bihal has been kicked*
This happens all the time, no joke.
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this is when i started a server....
ESFn00b joins
ESFn00b:can you help me?
Me:with?
ESFn00b: I need help
Me:with?
ESFn00b: YOUR *** YOU DONT EVEN HELP NEW PEOPLE!!!
Me:Well maby if you take your head outta your ass and answer my question i could help you...
ESFn00b: O come on plz help me!
Me:with?
ESFn00b:fine be an ass!!!
ESFn00b Dropped
ESFn00b joins
ESFn00b:can you help me?
Me:with?
ESFn00b: I need help
Me:with?
ESFn00b: YOUR *** YOU DONT EVEN HELP NEW PEOPLE!!!
Me:Well maby if you take your head outta your ass and answer my question i could help you...
ESFn00b: O come on plz help me!
Me:with?
ESFn00b:fine be an ass!!!
ESFn00b Dropped
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Me: Hello
N00b: *Deletes what I said*
Me: Hey! Dont do that, What did I do?
N00b: *Deletes what I said*
Me: Come on!! What did I do, I did not post anything bad or anything, I was just replying to something cuc said!
N00b: *Deletes what I said*
Me: Fine then, screw you if you wanna delete my posts without giveing me a reason
N00b: *Deletes what I said*
Thats to whoever deleted my post I made in this thread that had no flameing spam or anything, thanks guys. *waves to mods*
N00b: *Deletes what I said*
Me: Hey! Dont do that, What did I do?
N00b: *Deletes what I said*
Me: Come on!! What did I do, I did not post anything bad or anything, I was just replying to something cuc said!
N00b: *Deletes what I said*
Me: Fine then, screw you if you wanna delete my posts without giveing me a reason
N00b: *Deletes what I said*
Thats to whoever deleted my post I made in this thread that had no flameing spam or anything, thanks guys. *waves to mods*
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Uh, whoever did that has explaining to do >:|
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I was playing once with a new guy
He was not very good at Esf, so i desided to help him out a bit by showing some basic melee stuff.
Then a guy joins the game.
"Hi, please go easy on my buddy here, you can be as hard as you want with me though"
his response was "STFU Noob"
Then he starts his attack and starts hitting me and my friend
So i say to him "Please stop it, im really trying to show this guy how to play."
He says "Ohh....thats why you suck? get the *** out you noob"
So then i start fighting back.
After my score is more or less 50-7 and his is 12-54(My friend managed to get him 4 times or so)
He calls me a "******* ******* Noob then leaves the game.
Now he was a good player, but he was still a noob.
More so than the new guy i was training.
He was not very good at Esf, so i desided to help him out a bit by showing some basic melee stuff.
Then a guy joins the game.
"Hi, please go easy on my buddy here, you can be as hard as you want with me though"
his response was "STFU Noob"
Then he starts his attack and starts hitting me and my friend
So i say to him "Please stop it, im really trying to show this guy how to play."
He says "Ohh....thats why you suck? get the *** out you noob"
So then i start fighting back.
After my score is more or less 50-7 and his is 12-54(My friend managed to get him 4 times or so)
He calls me a "******* ******* Noob then leaves the game.
Now he was a good player, but he was still a noob.
More so than the new guy i was training.
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When will 1.2 come out?
sweetness..
sweetness..
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aah... i agree crackerjack... thats the ULTIMATE n00b phrase... they dont get much worse than that
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yeah, i just went onto a 10 man server and won 50-8, with the highest lag
this guy, i killed him, and he'd reply "omg.. damm mouse has unplugged" although he's still meelee's me as he says this, then theres the "omg lagy" and "c'mon.. im eating"
the fun of excuses
this guy, i killed him, and he'd reply "omg.. damm mouse has unplugged" although he's still meelee's me as he says this, then theres the "omg lagy" and "c'mon.. im eating"
the fun of excuses