Fav n00b quotes/fav n00b put-me-downs

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I'm sure this probably isn't original, and I wouldn't be suprised if nobody replied, but if you have a favorite n00b quote, or somthin you like to say when you're winnin sweeet, go ahead and say it. I try to help out n00bs, but that's pretty hard when you got 4 other guys craming kamehamehas down your throat.

I don't think this is off-topic, since it DOES have to deal with ESF, but stupid stupid moderators will probably move it anyways.. I've seen'em do it to other threads of a similar nature.

"I rock at CS" - FunkoR (somthin like that)

"U r losers cs" - Same as above

"ij TEAMS" - Some idiot... I was just tryin to kill'em (and doin an ok job, which would have gone faster if I'd had a good beam), and then the guy got some relief when his buddy came in, and I blocked, then my team mate killed the n00b with kamehameha... Full charge... It destroyed both, while I survived the blast... Heh, lotta good it did me, while I asked my team mate to avoid takin my kills, I blew up from a full spirit bomb.


Now, I played game with 2 or 3 ssj Trunks' while I was Frieza (untransed), this guys came at me from all sides, and i even had to run for a minute or so to hide and charge up... When fully charged, these guys came around the corner, two double teamed me from either side, I teleported up.. They hit each other, while I killed the third off with finger laser, one went off to fight with my team mate, the next one I meleed, then I said: "Oh guys, I don't know if you know this or not, but Trunks is suppost to kill Frieza, not the other way around".
 
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Here's one that kept me laughing for a few minutes. I was on a server, mucking around and having quite a good time then suddenly this guy started shouting. It seems that someone else had been handing his ass to him and his response was:

N00b: DAMN IT!! STOP MELEEING ME!
n00b: I'M GONNA BAN U!
Other Person: How, this isn't an ASF server?
n00b: Nah, I'm get you banned from ESF!!

Man, that one was really funny for me. :D

(Edit: Sowwie:()
 
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Originally posted by Sinkaro
I don't think this is off-topic, since it DOES have to deal with ESF, but stupid stupid moderators will probably move it anyways.. I've seen'em do it to other threads of a similar nature.
lol thats my favorite n00b quote... Naw just messin with you

seriously, if you feel a moderator has a mistake, PM an admin about it(Cucumba and Deverz are the two who are online the most)

and if it was just a normal moderator, you can talk to a Super Moderator about it

and now for the on topic.

I love how people just throw slanderous phrases at you until you whoop them, and they make stupid excuses... and that goes for any game of any kind, computer or physical.
 
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n00b:YOU HIT ME AND I LOSE 70HP CHEATER!!!
Player: I have 50 million PL.
n00b: Cheater! You are lying! You don't have 50 million PL!

Such people are SUCH dumb asses. :rolleyes:
 
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My favourite quote from a person after I fought him:
"What the heck just happened?!"


Originally posted by Engar

(P.S: May not be ASF Majin-Vegeta, I have a bad memory for that sort of thing, but I think it was.)
It's not nice to quote names even if they are 'noobs'.
 
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Let it not be said that I'm not a nice person :)

**points up at edited post**
 
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my is my

noob:computer just froze so i couldn't play my best
player: oh ok
noob: sorry i will beta you this time
Player: no you won't
noob: FAROUT my computer froze again ARRGG.

lol i used to say them brings back sooo much memories anyways i don't need them no more
 
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*beats up newbie*

"I hate you, you ****ing nerd."- Newbie. I just like how people who suck automatically assume that people who own them are nerds.
 
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Noob: HAHAHA I OWNZERZ DIS SERVERZ
Noob was raped by better player
Noob was raped by better player
Noob was raped by better player
Noob: Geek!
Better Player: How am I a geek?
Noob: Cuz you play this game all day!
Better Player: Why do you think that? because I'm better than you?
Noob: STFU GEEK! GET A LIFE!
Noob has left the game
 
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here is something that happened to me

me = wanna melee?
n00b = sure
i come at him my bro called my name as i was swooping at him i stopped and after that went at him and hosed him
me = nice try
n00b = STFU hacker you stopped to toggle hacks bit**
me =hahahahahahahha N00B
i come at him again
next thing i know kicked by consol reason hacking ****** ***** *** *** the end
 

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n00b - Cheater, you meleed thru my block!
me - ...*silence*
n00b - I was TYPING!! ARGH!!!
me - *silence*
n00b - man you suck, you use all cheap attacks!!
me - sux to be you.
 
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i loved this one and its my all time fav


Hibiki ownz0rs up noob
noob : OMG THATS GHEY
Hibiki continues the ownage
noob : QUIT CHEATING
Hibiki : will u stfu and play
noob : not untill u stop cheating
Hibiki : i didnt know kick ur ass was a crime
noob : quit being ***
noob : im gonna get you banned from here
Hibiki : using what ur power of annoyance
noob : no im on the team ***wad
Hibiki : yeah sure u are
noob : i mean im gonna get you banned
Hibiki ownz0rs again
Hibiki : if ur on the team how come u suck
noob : shut up ***
Hibiki : make me
Hibiki ownz0rs big time
noob : you are soo banned from here!
Hibiki : u said that before and u havent done jack
noob : thats cause im talking to the rest of the team to get u banned
Hibiki : thats funny cause the rest of the team isnt on right now
noob : well what do you know your ***
Hibiki has killed noob with genki dama
Hibiki : apparently i know how to kick ur ass
noob : thats it im outta here to get u banned
Hibiki : thats nice say hello to mastasurf for me
noob : who the hell is mastasurf
Hibiki : u should know sence ur on the team same as him
noob : theirs no mastasurf on the team u ***get
Hibiki : if u say so
 
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Originally posted by Sinkaro
I don't think this is off-topic, since it DOES have to deal with ESF, but stupid stupid moderators will probably move it anyways.. I've seen'em do it to other threads of a similar nature.
Actually, it does belong in off-topic. I don't see how you are talking about aspects of the mod....well, what I mean is, it doesn't deal with the mod specifically...it can apply to any game, changing around the Kamehameha to "m4a1", or melee to "deagle" (yes, I know, my CS references are dated, I haven't played it in almost 2 years). Btw, I don't appreciate being called "stupid stupid". Not many people do...

On-Topic:

I never really got annoyed by many comments, I've formed a pseudo mental block against them...but that one that has broken through to me every time is the old one:

Experienced Player: Ok, got my *insert name of difficultly mastered attack or weapon here* ready!
Experienced Player uses mastered attack or weapon
New Player player gets killed from a remarkable distance.
New Player: I think you're cheating! I'm gonna report you!

Altho, it may be proven true in some cases, it usually is just a difference in skills....either or...jumping to conclusions seems to get to me o_O
 
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Originally posted by Hibiki
i loved this one and its my all time fav


noob : who the hell is mastasurf
Hibiki : u should know sence ur on the team same as him
noob : theirs no mastasurf on the team u ***get
Hibiki : if u say so
OMFG ROFLMFAO

Is this real? MWHAHAHAHAHA OMG *whips tear away* God that was good.

Mine was something in the range of:

n00b: OMG you just used kame torps on me. Your using 1.1
**You have been baned from this server

that was in the time of 1.0 (Duh)
 

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Guest
Your a block whore
Your a meele whore
YOur a beam whore
Your a sensu beam whore
Your a DB whore
YOur a meele whore
Your a scouter whore (dont ask)
Your a SB whore
Your a sword whore
Your a kame spam whore
Your a whore
YOur a spam whore
Your a frag whore

and these are all true.
 
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Don't forget "teleport whore" and "block whore"
 
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Originally posted by Hitokiri
Don't forget "teleport whore" and "block whore"
Amen to that. Teleport whore is probably the stupidest thing to call someone. Ive actually been kicked because i was avoiding the admins attacks.

Macca kills player with melee

Player : stay still ffs
Macca : what?
Player: i said stop moving, are you stupid?
Macca: why would I want to stop moving
Player: duh! so i can hit you
Macca: lol?

Macca kills player without melee

Player: I SAID STOP MOVING FFS!!
Macca: lmfao. i thought you were joking.
Player: move again and i'll kick you.

At this point i decided to stay still and see what he was going to do. The guy then started hunting me down where i spawned and repeatedly kamehameha-ing me. I went to get make myself a drink and make myself a sandwhich. I came back to find him mocking me.

Player: lololol1111111 n00b you havent killed me for ages.

I checked my console to find other various taunts such as "whos winning now" and the icing on the cake "lolxolxolxolx im too fast for you nubz0r"

Macca was killed by worldspawn
Macca was killed by worldspawn
Macca was killed by worldspawn
Macca was killed by worldspawn

Player: omfg wtf are you doing?
Macca: im not aloud to move so this is the only way i can stop you from killing me.
Player: omg, youre outta here

Kicked by console
 

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