Man, **** that. I'm going with the tribal badass honor of the Orcish Hordes, of Warcraft fame...
EDIT: A friend and I normally do the Warcraft 3 gaming a lot and usually I win when I play as the Orcs due to a dual-army tactic I call "the Caravan of Pain." The enemy has to deal with my shamans giving my guys this sick roid rage kind of spell that buffs their damage up massively.
So last night my friend came by, and we did randoms because he was sick of getting slammed by big green orcish goodness. It gave me orcs, and him humans. He thought he was so ****ed, but he ended up being able to resist my massive 36 unit standing army that normally walks right over him.
The moral of the story: humans aren't that bad. :0)