Corrupt a wish

[Silent_Bob]

Granted, but because of that, I'm not able to post a corruption of your wish. So it's not granted, which means I am actually able to post a reply. So then it is granted, and I can't post. Ergo I can't grant it and it...(continue as long as you like).

I wish Deadwood would be over already, it's just such crap.

 

[Jakut]

Granted, deadwood is over but it gets replaced byt a show much much worse than that and is on tv 24/7 on all channels + All the deadwood fans rise up and start to shoot everyone.

I wish my room was always clean >_>

 

[Growler]

Granted, but the bill that came from the Maid was too much for you to handle.

I wish I was more tan.

 

[|Overlord|]

granted , But since you think your tan is never good enough you delvelop skin cancer =p

I wish for weapons of mass destruction

 

[L]

Post #1500 Congrat's

You get weapon's of mass destruction,
But in fear of them being fake and you being ripped off, you decide to test one, weak missile.
You fire at the missile, not knowing how to properly use the unseen missile, and you die >;o

I wish.. I ... hmm could think of a wish.

 

[bapplebo]

You think of a wish, but it is being beheaded.

I wish I had an Optimus Keyboard (check Tech Bench)

 

[Suh Dude]

You get your keyboard, then Optimus Prime steals it and you go home and cry.

I wish I had donuts right now. :O

 

[DragonDude]

You get donuts, but they're donut holes. You're allergic to donut holes. You die. =E

I wish I could find my vertices... >=(

 

[Growler]

you find your vertices but you lose your marbles.

I wish it wasn't 4:34 A.M. right now.

 

[|Overlord|]

granted , but it is now 4:35am in the morning and you pass out in need of sleep

I wish for this heart to be unbroken.

 

[LaHeen]

It gets unbroken, but in the process it catchs on fire =o.

I wish that I could change my name too james.

(har har! reck that one!)

 

[bapplebo]

Granted, but now it is James Bond and people hunt j00.

I wish i could make my mind about WoW or GW.

 

[Silent_Bob]

You do, and decide to barr both of them and play...Britney Spears' Dance Off. Woo! Shake dat ass!

I wish I stopped getting sick so often :S

 

[bapplebo]

Granted, but now you have this ZOMG disease called 'Non-Disease' where you dont feel sick, but you really are O_O.

I wish WoW was teh cheap is Australia ($20 per month, $30 for 60 days)

 

[|Overlord|]

it becomes cheap but that then blizzard makes no profit off it and starts to go broke.

I wish i knew what women want.

 

[shatterdfaith]

You do know what they want. What they want is to hang you by your pubic hair and skin you alive. You freak out and kill yourself before they can.






I wish i was superman.

 

[|Overlord|]

granted , you become superman only to realise that saving people from evil get's boring. Then you become evil and destroy everything in you path , leaving the world as a waste land of destruction. When you realise that the world is now ****ed thanks to you , you kill yourself.

I wish that Star signs brought more good luck (ment to have good year this year according to numerology , but when ?).

 

[guest]

granted, but everyone else got more luck than you and picks on you

I wish that I had a bot poster that checked if sum1 had posted here every 2 hours, and if sum1 has replies accordingly

 

[~`Orochi`~]

Granted but it doesent work


i wish someone would kick me in the face >_> <_<

 

[|Overlord|]

i kick you in the face right on your nose then the bone goes stab into your brain and you die =p.

I wish that something would change the world to make it a better place >_>.