Corrupt a wish

[Rocky]

You run at the speed of light, but your body is not able to handle the intense friction caused by running at such a speed, although able to stop when you want, you melt as soon as you hit 250km/h

I wish the hot water in my house didn't die this morning.

 

[Arthos]

Guess what. You're stuck with hot water on everything, then the pipes break.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Rocky]

You get nothing, the next day you get terminal cancer and realise that if you kept your wish you might have been able to cure yourself, you die about 5 seconds later.

I wish I could get my old VCR to work on my new TV.

 

[guest]

granted, but your VCR talks and refuses to play anything exept Telly tubbies: return of that pink guy

i wish that chickens would teach me how to model.

 

[jp]

Granted, but then you can only model chickens.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Wolf Devil]

You can fly, but you're so overwhelmed with the sense that you fly into telephone wires and fry.

I wish I was a pro NFL player (no broken bones for this one, or else! >_< )

 

[Mr.Soul]

None of your bones break or anything and your season goes perfect and then you realise that since your a pro with other pros you suck compared to them and all you did was sit on the benches the whole season seeing as your only a pro referee.

I wish the world was anime instead of the real life we have to live into day.

 

[Rocky]

The real world is anime, except its not cool anime, its pokemon, and you get shocked by a horde of Pikachu's on a camping trip to Viridian City.

I wish I had a flying donkey.

 

[Ravendust]

You get a flying donkey, but unfortunatley it also has a higher IQ (and is lazier) than you and decides to ride you around instead of flying, ever.

I wish I had a vodka shot that magically filled itself.

 

[Rocky]

Your Vodka shot magically refills itself, except its only a Vodka shotglass by name, it refills itself with a strange yellow liquid that somewhat resembles urine. Gives all new meaning to the phrase "On the piss" Of course you're too drunk from the first shot to realise.

I wish I had a flashy smile that could charm any woman to fall for me.

 

[Gunship]

you get a flashy smialy but it worked for 5 seconds then it started to atract *** men
i wish i that there is no such things as *** men *shiver* only lezbians and strait people

 

[Deman]

Wish granted. Too bad the world is now dull and drab. Fashion as you know it ceases to exist and now Fred Phelps has to find a different group of people to blame natural disasters on.

I wish that I wasn't so hairy!

 

[Arthos]

Guess what, You're white skinned and Hairless like that guy from Powder.


I wish for Corn.

 

[Gunship]

you get your corn but your friend eats it as soon as he sees it

i wish idiots on a comic site using the garrys mod (g-mod) stop making porn comics its getting so old and crap

 

[Rocky]

They stop making porn comics and instead decide to film you...naked...in the shower. It never gets old and your life becomes the Truman show, which by the way is a terrible movie.

I wish I was god.

 

[L]

You become god, and use you're godly power's to spy on women, you spent year's doing nothing but erm, pleasuring you're self, then, the word is destroyed, and becuase you did nothing but spy on women, you lost you're godly power's and I was elected God and you were sent to 'no where' where nothing exist's and you stay there for all of eternity....every couple of year's however I send you a pie.... every one hundred years I send you a woman for one month.. just becuase you were once god =D

 

[guest]

i wish fatal_cobra had made a wish! (happens to the best of us)

 

[Rocky]

It happens to mostly you!

He makes a wish, but I corrupt it and you die from being stabbed by spoons (the plastic kind)

I wish I had a bigger e-penis

 

[|Overlord|]

if you wish to achive your wish , the doctors have to give you lipo suction from the stomach and they must inject the fat into the.............. (I WOULD RATHER BE BLIND THEN LOOK AT IT)

i wish i had power over the world and do what i want with it

The real world is anime, except its not cool anime, its pokemon, and you get shocked by a horde of Pikachu's on a camping trip to Viridian City.

I wish I had a flying donkey.

ture , the japanese are to pokemon crazed , i use to be crazed with pokemon , i use to pwn other peoples pokemon a lot and so on , then i realized it's all the same when you do it to much (oh noe , mew2 , switch to jynx and let them fall in love) i don't know what the were thinking with jynx , to much of a sexist pokemon (mothers around the world complained about jynx)

 

[imported_Element4q2]

"You become George Bush, but realize that the oil reserves you've stolen to exert more power over the world will dry up in the next 10 years, however this does not concern you as you cannot be re-elected (thank god!)"

I'd like to understand the female species (don't we all)