Corrupt a wish

[Ravendust]

You summon forth a Greek Army to battle the Trojans but the result is just one Trojan remains, so you're back to Square 1 albiet with a lot more blood on your hands.

I wish it wasn't raining.

 

[Rocky]

Its not raining...ITS HAILING!

I wish I set fire to that stupid wooden horse.

 

[Ashur]

You set it on fire while acedently being locked in there...

I wish my comp got the best egsiting video crad to my good comp.. So i can play budokai 3 on my comp with no lags at all... And it woudent crash or anything....

 

[Chakra-X]

(Budokai 3? Why plpay it on compute? Is it even possible?!)

You get the best video card, but it too good for your computer, causing it to melt down, draining radiation into your room. Congradulations! You have cancer

I wish Super Smash bros melee was online

 

[Ravendust]

It is online, but the influx of n00bs ruin the online experience as with every online game.

I wish I was more motivated...

 

[L]

you get your wish, But then you lost your most hardest project youve been working on for the past 4 months.. and then you never want to work on anything for more then an hour..

I wish I would stop saving my threads on the verge of death.. XD

 

[Rocky]

You stop saving your threads which end up dying in a fiery ball of flaming death which lands on your house killing everyone you hold dear (although somehow the goldfish survived)

I wish Majin_You would join VVU and tell me about PIE

 

[Ravendust]

You get your wish, but without this important info you fail to know of the oncoming pie storm that ravages your land with pastry fury.

I wish I could find my wallet...

 

[niac]

you find your wallet but its filled with poisoned pudding

i wish that i called fly like a pelican

 

[guest]

granted, you can fly like a pelecan but your chin grows 5 X its size and you have a craving for raw fish.

 

[Big VEE]

You made no wish...thus you get no corrupted wish.

I wish whoever corrupts my wish gets stabbed and dies *by Hibiki*

~BANG BANG

 

[Chakra-X]

I get stabbed, but I don't die, seeing that i am immortal, I nuke you and everyone who knows you

I wish there was a new scent of Axe

 

[Ravendust]

Granted 'Putrid Cancer' is released and you buy it, eager to try it out, after spraying on a little it dissolves through your skin and melts your bones, killing you in a slowly drawn-out and painful death. They don't give you a refund. (That's for making me lose to Avenger in the 'Bored...' thread!)

I wish I never had to sleep.

 

[Phatslugga]

You don't ever have to sleep, but no one else at all is awake at night (for whatever reason) and you're forced to watch 6 hours of infomercials everynight for the rest of your life. Enjoy.

I wish that I never had to shave again.

 

[Big VEE]

You never have to shave again because your a Native American now...in the year 1752...enjoy the times.

I wish to be as well respected as the admins here *at least...that's a wish*

~BANG BANG

 

[Mr.Soul]

You get well respected like the admins, but then the admins get jealous and ban u from the fourms

I wish i had a giant cat who ate dogs, and never had furballs!

 

[[S]]

It mistakes you for a dog and eats you and then coughs you up.

I wish i wasn't so lazy

 

[Rocky]

You're no longer lazy, but you can't do anything because all your limbs were removed in a freak helicopter accident

I wish cheese didn't go hard after melting

 

[Chakra-X]

Granted 'Putrid Cancer' is released and you buy it, eager to try it out, after spraying on a little it dissolves through your skin and melts your bones, killing you in a slowly drawn-out and painful death. They don't give you a refund. (That's for making me lose to Avenger in the 'Bored...' thread!)

I wish I never had to sleep.

Oh you bastard ;(

ANyway, you get your cheese to not turn hard, but it turns so soft, it seems trhough ur skin, causing cheese radiation, and you die

I wish the people here weren't so violent..

 

[KilledWithStyle]

People start loveing you up. Including 90 year old men and women.

I wish people could auctally sing on "Americial-Idol"