Corrupt a wish

[imported_Pemalite]

You Become a Mod, but just as you do so. the moon Crashes down upon your computer. and because you hadnt been on a machine to be a mod, you get fired. and a bunch of angry people come around with giant squids, to poke you in the eye.

I wish I could Fart towards another Solar system and start a civilisation of Bacteria, on Alpha Centuri.

 

[Rocky]

On your space adventure...you burn up on re-entry. TAKE THAT YOU FART POWERED ROCKET!

I wish I looked sexy in a bikini

 

[wheres_]

granted, but only through the eyes of confused boys and perverted old men are you sexy, you become scared (i should hope).

i wish the next sig i make will be the best anyone has ever seen.

 

[Rocky]

It is, mine is just better

I wish I could come out of the closet, somebody locked the door

 

[Ravendust]

i wish the next sig i make will be the best anyone has ever seen

It better... *shakes fist*

Granted, you come out of the closet only to realise you can't take your computer out of it, you can either walk as a free man, or post on the forums. The Off-Topic lure is too much and you return to the closet for another thousand millenia.

I wish Apple wouldn't bug me with promotional offers for the iPod I returned.

 

[Rocky]

They stop harrassing you, but then sue you for taking a bite out of their logo (anyone else wonder why theres a bit missing in the logo?)

I wish I could take my computer out of the closet

 

[guest]

granted, your PC comes out of the closet. it now sits in the kitchen, and you're still not allowed to use it

I wish that my site was the most popular site ever

 

[.Maze]

Well your site gets the Most popularity where you can even think of, but with every User extra visiting it you have to pay more.

I wish that Gauge would visit me at home *hint my sig*

 

[Prozac]

she does and she slaps you for making such a horrible sig with her in it.. then walks away laughing

I wish the olsen twins would live next door!

 

[.Maze]

Lol i cant make siggys so... :devil:

Well they live next door, but they barely come out or when they are out you cant see them cause they always got other peeps withthem.

But you still get too peek into the gardenwhen they have an pool party and you get seen by their bodyguards so they take you down and call the police so you get arrested.

I wish that ESF 1.3 comes out (you better dont ruin that)

 

[Phatslugga]

ESF 1.3 comes out... at whatever time it was originally going to come out.

I wish that my shoes had a cool little knife that came out the front like in that one Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.

 

[Ravendust]

Granted, you walk around doing day-to-day activities feeling all macho, then accidentally stab the guy in front of you in the ankle when queing at the bank. You go to court and are sent to jail. Five years later you are scheduled for a re-trial and are found guilty of murder as well as the original offence. You are sent to a secret Mars penal colony where you band up with a team of inmates and throw off the shackles of oppression. Your oxygen runs out in the following week.

I wish my eBay stuff arrives...

 

[Dirty]

granted, your ebay stuff arrives but has flaming dog **** all over it, you rush to open it only to find old fat people porno (shudder)

i wish i was going out with the hottest girl(GIRL not a transvestite and not under 12 and not over 14).

 

[Smith|]

You go out with the hottest girl but you end up being homosexual and fall in love with a brute 17 year old named Doug.

I wish my sig didn't pwn.

 

[Ravendust]

Granted, there's been too much discussion over it, it's overrated, your wish came true.

I wish I could complete The Blue Chamber.

 

[Rocky]

You beat the blue chamber, however it took you 74 years and as soon as you finish you die of heart failure

I wish I had a toilet in my room so I didn't have to walk all the way to the bathroom

 

[Dirty]

you get your toliet in your room but while you are making love with the $100 girl you got from down the lain it floods and leaves **** and pee every where, distirbingly the hooker likes it...




i wish i was blind and deaf.

 

[Kaination]

you become blind and deaf, and you walk into the middle of a racing track and you get hit and die. :]

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I wish I could beat the first level of surf_city on cs without any difficulty

 

[L]

You do.. But you get the blue screen of death and didnt save..

Damn.. No internet for a week and this thing is still Alive!!! lol

I wish I didnt have to upgrade to 'extreme' internet package for downloading over 50 gigs of files for the last 5 months.. XD..(limit's 20)

 

[Ravendust]

You don't, but as a result you are penalised by deletion of 30gig of whatever you downloaded, my guess is pr0n.

I wish I got the 500th post on this thread.