Corrupt a wish

[Rocky]

You become a little bit taller but everyone thinks you're too tall so they tease you (yes even adults) you're so upset that you turn into a serial axe murderer. One day you're busily hacking people to pieces when you get caught by the police and sent to jail where you are molestered like the tall man you are.

I wish I had said no to that last beer.

 

[Gonadz]

You say no to that beer... and become the party douche

I wish my wish would come true.

 

[Rocky]

Your wish came true, you are know the fat man in the circus sideshow. Congratulations

I wish I was an eskimo

 

[Gonadz]

You become a eskimo, only to die since global warming destroys your home land.

I wish there were no more wishes.

 

[Mattman243]

You wished for no more wishes, but then this awesome forum would end!

I wish I had efs 1.3

 

[Deman]

You wished for no more wishes, but then this awesome forum would end!

I wish I had efs 1.3

Alrighty, you now have the new mod, Earth Fricken Sucks. Too bad nobody else has ever heard of it. So your listen server is a very boring place.

I wish I didn't have heartburn.

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

You get a brand new car--a nice shiny 2005 Toyota Matrix. Unfortunately, you and your family get in to go for a ride and it decides to transform into that crazed robo-panther thing from the commercials, grinding you all into kibble in the process. It then proceeds to burn your entire neighborhood--including your house, with your insurance papers--to the ground with it's amazing CGI flamethrowing powers.

[EDIT: Wow...I answered the WAAAAAYYY WRONG POST. I'll leave that answer because it's funny, but I'll make a real reply now]

A local witch doctor agrees to remove your heartburn. He misunderstood your english and instead tears your heart out and sets it on fire before your very eyes.

I wish I could have extensive sex with Lindsay Lohan.

 

[CM]

You begin the secksing, but your head asplode.

I wish my Nintendo DS could talk. And by that I mean, out of it's own thought.

 

[jp]

You begin the secksing, but your head asplode.

I wish my Nintendo DS could talk. And by that I mean, out of it's own thought.

It starts to talk, but so anoying and insulting you smash it in pieces...

I wish the pain my foot was gone.

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

I wish the pain my foot was gone.

You get your arm torn off in a violent car accident. Suddenly you forget all about the pain in your foot!

I would still like to have sex with Lindsay Lohan, my head exploding is worth it.

 

[Ashur]

Your pain in your foot is gone.. By cuting it off.. And now you have a horrrrible pain in your brain......


I wish I could rewind time Not travel..... Rewind....

 

[Taurus 2112]

I cant deny a man of that pleasure XD....you get Aids...cause shes a ho

I wish that I could lose this 50 punds by may

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

[payback] You do lose 50 pounds...my having your legs blown off by an Iraqi mortar shell. [/payback] Heheheh!

I wish there was a cure for AIDS so that I could cure myself and Lindsay. lol

 

[jp]

There is.... death :devgrin:

I wished people would only do save sex... to prevent aids.

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

People do safe sex so much that 1000 years in the future, people are evolved so that their genitals are super sensitive to account for the constant condom use. Every time there is a light breeze, pants across the nation are ruined.

Okay okay, I'll tone down my wish--I just need to see Lindsay Lohan sporting a thong. What can go wrong with that?

 

[Phatslugga]

You see Lindsay Lohan sporting a thong, however, the thong is quite revealing and you discover a terrible secret... she's a man.

I wish I had an infinite supply of mountain dew.

 

[Mr. Phonso]

you get your infante supply but you end up drinking so much that you explode

i wish i could finish this ISU geography project by the end of today

 

[Devion]

you get your infante supply but you end up drinking so much that you explode

i wish i could finish this ISU geography project by the end of today

You will end your project in the day, but it will be so badly done that you have to spend +2 extra weeks to complete it.

I wish I would had a better pc.

 

[Eon]

You do, but it's only 200 mhz faster than your current one.

I wish gir would post next

 

[Prozac]

he does but his posts gets deleted

I wish everyone a happy new year