Corrupt a wish

[Hitokiri]

You get your wish, but Big Mac is a 400 pound truck driver and he sodomizes you.

I wish I had pizza right now...

 

[Tassadar]

You get free pizzas from Pizza Hut, only to find out teh sausage is replaced wif PEWP!

I wish I had the best computer in the whole world.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You get the best computer in the world but all of a sudden *plot from Terminator*
--------
I wish my friends would get their act together and figure out what's going on for new years.

 

[SoulStriker]

They decide to gang bang you in a dark alley.

I wish I had a car

 

[Rocky]

You get your car but its been stripped of everything thats worth money and you only have a shell

I wish the neighbours next door would shut the bad music off.

 

[Mr. Phonso]

they shut off the bad music and replace it with childrens songs

i wish this thread would die

 

[SoulStriker]

This thread dies, then you die from boredom.

I wish people would stop wanting this thread to die as they post in it for entertainment

 

[Rocky]

People stop wanting the thread to die and in their celebration they forget about it and it dies.

I wish Hwo would judge my fight with Magus

 

[Optimus Prime]

He judges your fight and you LOSE! Your esteem is shot, and you become a hermit never to be seen again.
-------------
I wish I had a pony.

 

[L]

You get the pony, but it kicks you in the face and you become ugly forever..
---------
I wish I knew the name of the kid in Optah Prime's avatar, I seen a vid of him, Omfg...

 

[Rocky]

You find out who the boy is and you try and meet him but he pulls your pants down, embarrassing you infront of the whole world this forces you to go into hiding in Afghanistan where you bump into Osama Bin Laden, who forces you into a but secks competition which you lose and you end up with a stretched anus.

I wish I didn't corrupt Fatal's wish in so much detail.

 

[Robby]

It isn granted because it is too funny

I wish i could kick someones butt without my butt gettin kicked

 

[Taurus 2112]

you kick someones butt and instead of getting one in returned you get your junk removed with a rusty spoon :O

I wish I lived in Edmonton with my Ladeh

 

[Deman]

Move to Edmonton you do, right as she decides to move to Alpena.

I wish people wouldn't expect me to make last minute plans.

 

[Rocky]

They don't expect you to make plans, and you don't therefore you never do anything else in your life ever again. You become a clown working in a mediocre low class carnival where little kids throw chewing gum at you whilst you try to balance a unicycle on top of a rubber beach ball as you juggle 3 burning elephants.

I wish my life was not reduced to finding entertainment in overly corrupting the wishes of my fellow forum members.

 

[Synth]

You turn a new leaf, and never corrupt another dream.

But, you find that no one shares your grandeur of mercy, and all your dreams are corrupted tilll the end of time.
-

I wish Bungie would make some new maps for Halo 2.

 

[Soulicro]

They make new maps, but the maps suck, lag, and consist of several rooms with nothing in them. Except dildos. Huge, disgusting, dancing dildos... with the Macarena song playing in the background.
---
I wish I would know everything I need to know, so that I wouldnt have to go to school. I would never forget this knoweldge, and I would be applied to the job ive always wanted.

 

[Gonadz]

You know everything there is to know for that one job from birth so school isnt a option for you. In the process, you stay at home far to long and build up such a lack of social skills that you dont even dare apply for that killer job.

I wish i wasent freakin sick right now, on new years eve >_<

 

[Hibiki]

You feel better the next day but are suddenly killed when the earth is demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass.


I wish it wasnt raining so much

 

[Gonadz]

It stops raining... Forever. Entire crops are lost, half the earths animal kingdom dies and after a few months you suffer the same fate from lack of food and water.

I wish I was alittle bit tallar.