Corrupt a wish

[|Overlord|]

it happens to you , but yet , thanks to science , your head can be reattached , but you are left with servere brain damage , hence the creatition of a new lanauage communication for the ppl with damaged brains

i wish i could get my revenge on every1 for what ever reason (only if the f##k with me that is)

 

[Gunship]

you get your General Grevious suit to go and see EP3 of geek wars and all the geeks hate General Grevious and kill you by blowing your brain up

i wish that this thread will disapear in time and come back in the year 30901241 AD on the planet earth

 

[Wolf Devil]

I refuse to corrupt that cuz they'd deserve it! ;(

I wish that there be no crowds on thursday at the theater... And if there are, I wish I had Ubah Vader skills to DAMNED THEM ALL TO HELL!!!

 

[jp]

You do, and microsoft is doomed...

So the world then runs forever on linux, and people can't play their expensive games anymore, and hate you forever, and chase you forever.

I wish for a pair of golden shoes.

 

[Cruzharo]

You get your pare of golden shoes, but it has a nice thick coting of rubber.

I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

 

[saiyanslayer]

no ones does corrupt your wish, but instead take a bat to your monitor

I wish that some people spent more time online =/

 

[|Overlord|]

granted , but it turns into the same thing as what happened to me , then they start to mistify on the subject like "that was offtopic 0_o ?" (i was foolsih and needed sleep , end story)

i wish for all the net connections in the world to become one so we have one fast big speedy net at some crazy speed , being able to get good ping , even in and from tibet maybe

 

[niobe]

they explode but a namek wishes everything back.
i wish more wishes

 

[Rocky]

You get more wishes, but you wish for so many that you drown in them.

I wish I was on the forum more often to corrupt people's wishes, (I've let fortnox down )

 

[Smith|]

You get one, but while standing in line, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog comes and rags you, along with the other Star Wars geeks.

I wish the forum had one more smily which would have no adverse consequences and everyone would use it the exact same as they would other smilies.

 

[Dirty]

you get one but no one uses it and it just wastes space...

I wish i was the only one in the world who could get it up....

Edit: you know what i mean

 

[KidMan]

You wish comes true and you are the only man to be able to get an erection. But soon when the ladies come to you to have sex they all realize that you suck balls since you are a nerd who sits it front of the comp all day, touching himself to dog on girl porno who tells little 10 year old girls that he wants to be there best friend, meets them, kills them and rapes their dead bodies. So all the women in the world become lesbians, all the men in the world beat the crap out of you since they no longer can get erections and they throw you into jail for all the little girls you rapped and killed. In prison you can no longer be on the comp all day, watching your dog on girl porno talking to 10 year old girls but you get to be on Bubba which is good enough for you.

I wish ESF 1.3 would come out when the team plans it to come out.

 

[suicidal_maniac]

The team just happens to plan it for 15 years from now, after the armageddon

I wish this thread never died.

 

[KidMan]

The team just happens to plan it for 15 years from now, after the armageddon

I wish this thread never died.

The wish is granted and it continues for another 1000 years and by then the alien bastards who rule the world will get sick of it, go back in time and kill you for that wish.

I wish for the next person to not grant my wish.

 

[Rocky]

We're all called Fred, but due to lack of originality in names, everytime someone calls out the name Fred the world erupts in a roar of yes's this cataclysmic explosion of replies causes the world to cave in on itself, only to realign itself moments later, this neverending destruction and recreation is a metaphor for the universal name of Fred, which everyone is still called, many years later poets write songs about it.

I wish I had a toasted chicken, mayo, lettuce, tomato, cucumber and cheese sandwhich, on turkish bread.

 

[|Overlord|]

granted , but one extra ingreident they did not mension was rat posion =p

i use the dragon balls of namek to wish for three different things

i wish for a real nice swell pc (hmmm...... Athlon fx55 , 4gig realy expensive corsair memory , 2 6800 ultras in sli , 2 raptor 74 gig hdds , 2 wester digital 400 gig hdds , a big beefy case that has a removalable mainboard tray , a good place for a water cooling kit & alot of tri light color fans & cathode lights & other various lights , thermaltake 680w psu) with my cpu having a real good overclock

i wish for the ability to go super saiya-jin

i wish for a banna

*as the balls fly away , one hits poor me in the face and i'm left to in the middle of a football field*

 

[|Overlord|]

the world has a series of violent earth quakes and typhoons & other various disasters , garbege men are tossed into bins , nasa prepares there rtockets and bill gates bribes nasa for front row tickets on the rocket

i wish i could pwn everybody in anything (you name it)

 

[Raeku]

:] Everyone can speak eng but with terrible acents and you still dont know wat they are saying.

I wish I could spell "acents"

 

[Raistlin_Majere]

She has several std's and after you sleep with her, your **** rots and falls off.

I wish to be God (not just for a day, but for eternity!).

just got to

you become god,but an evil god so you destroy the earth and become a simple existence for eternity and will be sitting there watching nothing

 

[L]

granted, but if you do anything you have a terrible migrane!

i wish that everyone in the world spoke english (as i 2nd, 3rd etc. laungage, not as main language to all countries)

They all learn to speak english, but they cannot translate there language to english and forget.

I wish microsoft died =O