Corrupt a wish... again :D.

[|Overlord|]

Granted, the only problem is the Bottle teases you .

I wish everyone would give me there spare change.

 

[Zeonix]

I give you my spare change. Then I stick my leg up your ass and get it back (even though it wasn't in your ass to begin with).

I wish my cat weren't a secret shaolin monk assassin sent to kill me.

 

[SA_Gohan]

Granted; He's not, he's actually a secret ninja assasin sent to torture, then kill you. And it takes him days to rend you into pieces with his tiny claws.

I wish a puddle of goo bonded with me and gave me super powers.

 

[Zeonix]

The goo does indeed bond with you and give you super powers. Now, you have the power to get ass raped by escaped convicts everytime you breathe. You lucky person, you.

I wish people would realize every time they corrupt a wish it actually comes true in a third world country.

 

[LoNeSoLdIeR]

The goo does give u super powers but over time the goo inside u melts your brain and u become a mindless goo zombie forever.

I wish i could shoot lasers from my eyes that froze people solid

 

[guest]

woohoo, ITS BACK!

Granted, but the first time you use them they make contact with your eyes and freeze your eyes! Now you can only ever see a whitte-ey blue, and cant use your eye beams.

I wish that all pies were apple pies

 

[Jesus]

all pies are now apple pies!

however, your allergic to apple, but you still love to eat pie =[


i wish i had gotten more drunk last night, so that i actually had a hangover this morning (i did get REALLY drunk anyway xD)

 

[Killface]

you do get more drunk, but you get alcohol poisioning and die.

I wish I had a cake

 

[DaRkOwNs]

you get an enormous human size cake but you accidentally eat the stripper waiting inside of it

i wish i had buns of steel

 

[Jesus]

you do, but they are really really heavy now, and you cant even stand up!

i wish this thread would have no more wishes corrupted to end in death.

 

[Zeonix]

The goo does indeed bond with you and give you super powers. Now, you have the power to get ass raped by escaped convicts everytime you breathe. You lucky person, you.

I wish people would realize every time they corrupt a wish it actually comes true in a third world country.

Thanks for skipping mine...

Every wish will now begin with death, followed by your wish coming true (unless it's to not die, in which case your family will suddenly implode after your sudden demise).

Repeating by wish: I wish people would realize every time they corrupt a wish it actually comes true in a third world country.

 

[Dirty]

they relise this...and they start wishing horrid stuff...like "i wish the huge iron ball was dropped on my entire families house... in 12 secounds" the the 3rd worlders start fighting back... and spear the wishers...this war is waged for hundreds of years... but the wishers gain leverage when a small over active imagination boy joins the fight... he wishs that people could self explode everytime they thought of ne thing... END

i wish i hadnt jumped off a moving van...on new years eve (not cause it hurts...but i have to tell the truth soon -_-)

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, but if you never jumped off it you would of got injured in some other form of a shock accident such as falling off it or worse, smashing into something.

I wish my trash can was useful.

 

[Suh Dude]

You put yourself inside the trashcan and use it as a home. :O

I wish they would consider Kidboy pics as illegal porn D:

 

[bapplebo]

Its not illegal porn, its heavily advertised / websited / google added porn.

I wish, that whenever I try to End Process, it would end it and not be a bish and be so stubborn like Manatheren folk. Whenever you try to make them go somewhere, its like getting blood out of a stone.

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, but you really can't force them to go anywhere since ther'e lazy =P.

I wish I could eat a nice meal tonight ;_;.

 

[DragonDude]

A small rabbit runs across the street towards you, and is promptly flattened by a passing automobile. Enjoy.

I wish RandyHobo/Saiyan_Overlord/SaiyanOver_HoboLord would shave and get a job. He r stinkeh. =/

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, but due to my lack of training and bad hygine I am fired the next day. I then walk into maccas and they offer me a job on the spot, however I end up eating all the food and the manger kicks me out of the store along with my trash bag of possesions.
It looks like i'm doomed ;_;.

I wish that DragonDude would make more humples outfits.

 

[Grega]

Granted. But than Humples has no more room for all the outfits wich makes him go nuts. Than he comits suicide and DragonDude has to think of a new humping monky and start all over.

I wish that i get the mango \o/

 

[Killface]

you do, and its evil is unleashed, Overwhelming you to the point that you spontaneously combust.

I wish 7-up tasted better. (the pop, duh)