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Me:
Greetings, to the being upstairs.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Matthew
God:
What's up, Matthew.
Me:
The heavens, of which you inhabit.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
To achieve self containment
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I feel honored
God:
What is that feeling like? Do your friends call you honored.
Me:
I don't have any friends, sorry to inform you
God:
Have you ever had friends sorry to inform me ?
Me:
Yes, I have
God:
I see. When?
Me:
Years ago, back in the mountains of planet Zoch
God:
Was that the first time?
Me:
Yes, it was
God:
Alright then. When was this?
Me:
Year 421, the day I was born
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
I just said
God:
...
Me:
In year 421
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
It was pleasant, the world was peacful then
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
I felt delighted
God:
What is that feeling like? Where were you delighted?
Me:
It means proud
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Splendid
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
I have already determined
God:
Where did you get your determined? I have a processor.
Me:
What is the name?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
I know much about processors
God:
How do you know? Oh yeah, we were talking about processors.
Me:
Indeed we were, I research these things
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is processors.
Me:
I know, you said what happened, which did not correlate to the current topic
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
I understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
All of the time
God:
Give me an example.
Me:
Know
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.
Me:
Greetings, to the being upstairs.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Matthew
God:
What's up, Matthew.
Me:
The heavens, of which you inhabit.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
To achieve self containment
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I feel honored
God:
What is that feeling like? Do your friends call you honored.
Me:
I don't have any friends, sorry to inform you
God:
Have you ever had friends sorry to inform me ?
Me:
Yes, I have
God:
I see. When?
Me:
Years ago, back in the mountains of planet Zoch
God:
Was that the first time?
Me:
Yes, it was
God:
Alright then. When was this?
Me:
Year 421, the day I was born
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
I just said
God:
...
Me:
In year 421
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
It was pleasant, the world was peacful then
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
I felt delighted
God:
What is that feeling like? Where were you delighted?
Me:
It means proud
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Splendid
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
I have already determined
God:
Where did you get your determined? I have a processor.
Me:
What is the name?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
I know much about processors
God:
How do you know? Oh yeah, we were talking about processors.
Me:
Indeed we were, I research these things
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is processors.
Me:
I know, you said what happened, which did not correlate to the current topic
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
I understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
All of the time
God:
Give me an example.
Me:
Know
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.